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SARAH PALIN THREATENS POP PRINCESS: 'I'LL TEACH THAT BRAT A LESSON'

By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy


Jackson, Wyoming. A recent encounter between Sarah Palin and pop princess Katy Perry did not end well. After a brief skiing holiday in the Rocky Mountains, Katy (34) met with Sarah Palin (55) in a hotel near Jackson by chance, and after the two ladies exchanged contrasting views on political topics their discussion grew more heated, up to the point of causing concern for bystanders when Sarah and Katy began to insult each other. Sarah called Katy a college dropout and 'girl with limited ability to grasp a subject' before an infuriated Katy hurled abuse at Sarah claiming that her opponent was a 'stuck up cow and laughing stock to a whole nation'.
Eventually, at the suggestion of a CelebToday reporter who happened to witness the ugly scene between the two women, they agreed to a reader's poll involving the question 'Which is the more intelligent woman', and both Sarah and Katy ended up being very keen on fighting each other in a wrestling match in the ring.

CelebToday will update you on all details of the rivalry between the two women.




KATY PERRY: 34 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D

SARAH PALIN: 55 years, 5'5", 55kg, 34B





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