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ALEXA CHUNG AND TAYLOR SWIFT: INSULTS OVER BOOBS LEAD TO FIGHT IN THE RING

By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



While all of us at CelebToday are still in shock at giant woman Lindsay Hayward's spectacular loss to athlete Ragan Smith - a young lady of an almost midget-like size who knocked out her enormous, 27 inches taller opponent with kicks of her heels to Lindsay's chin while laughing at her and humiliating the confused giantess with her giggles - a new unexpected fight between two famous ladies is about to take place.

TV presenter and fashion model Alexa Chung has inadvertently insulted queen of pop Taylor Swift when she was asked during an interview what comes to her mind first when she hears Taylor mentioned. Alexa's spontaneous answer was, 'Finally a girl whose boobs are smaller than mine!'
She blushed when she realised her faux pas, but regrets came too late: Taylor was so annoyed at her that she told a CelebToday correspondent she'd be 'ready to smack that skinny bitch across her big mouth and squash her hazelnut sized excuses for tits alone with her thumbs'.
Alexa, in her turn, was furious at Taylor's verbal threat. 'How dare she insult my boobs!' she fumed. 'My tits are bigger than that scrawny scarecrow's two pimples!'

The two women are set to determine which of them has the superior breasts in a boob fight tit on tit; but before that they'll engage in a test of strength armwrestling each other, and finally Alexa and Taylor will enter the ring dressed in gala attire, each woman intent on ripping her rival's dress off her and defeating her in a wrestling match.




ALEXA CHUNG: 36 years, 5'8", 56 kg, 32B

TAYLOR SWIFT: 29 years, 5'10", 63 kg, 32B





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BELOW: Alexa Chung is confident that she's the stronger woman with the better boobs who will win a tit fight as well as a wrestling match against Taylor Swift.





BELOW: Taylor Swift has no doubts that she's got the stronger body and better breasts and will defeat her rival in every round.