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1950s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 23 Set 2 of 2

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1950s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 23 Set 2 of 2
« on: August 05, 2010, 01:47:34 AM »


Stella Stevens
Martha Hyer
20 years old
32 years old
5'5" 118 pounds
5'6"125 pounds
37C-22-36
36½C-23-35
3rd 44pts 22-0-0
20th 19pts 9-12-1
To quote Bob Dylan, this is a blonde on blonde fight and that is exactly what I expect to see. In one corner we have gorgeous sophisticated and elegant Martha who has some down and dirty traits underneath that stately exterior. In the other corner we have the fun loving, comedic, yet feisty Stella Stevens. Stella may well be the sleeper of this tournament as she has come out of nowhere to be in third place and undefeated. The mature Martha plans to show the young tigress up. “I know things about fighting that she won’t learn even by the time she is my age.” Is this just false bragging or does Martha really have catfighting moves Stella hasn’t seen. Stella says “Bring it on, old lady. I’ve whipped tougher bitches than you. I will drop my towel and wrestle nude sowing everyone what a much better body I have than you. But don’t worry, you won’t be wearing that blouse and skirt long.” Martha gets in the last word “People will laugh when they see your flabby, soft body compare to my exquisite form. But you will be flat on your back long before you can touch my clothes.” Those are fighting words on both sides. Expect a real catfight this time.


Jane Fonda
Mamie Van Doren
19 years old
23 years old
5'8" 118 pounds
5'4"120 pounds
33B-24-35
36D-24-35
13th 26pts 13-9-0
8th 32pts 16-6-01
We have two blonde actresses who are feeling their oats. Both pose proudly sticking out their chest. This contest goes to Mamie as Jane hardly has any chest to stick out. Jane counters that her tits are real, firmer and more sensitive than Mamie’s sagging boobs. Mamie just laughs and bares her chest for all to see her boobs are real and in great shape. As far as the fight goes Jane looks down on the short Mamie and figures she is a push over. Mamie says “she will find out differently in a fight. I have beat bigger, stronger, and heavier women than her. It’s all in being relentless in going after your foe. If she knocks you down you get right back up and attack her again.” Jane snickers “Ooohh….I’m so scared HA HA HA. This little wimp is living in a dream world. When she wakes up she will be unconscious HA HA HA HA HA”


Claudia Cardinale
Joi Lansing
18 years old
27 years old
5'8" 138 pounds
5'’5” 120 pounds
37C-24-37
38½D-23½-35
6th 36pts 18-4-0
14th 24pts 12-10-0
Claudia can’t wait to get her hands on another “skinny” blonde who she considers even weaker than Brigitte Bardot. “She isn’t as sexy as Brigitte so if she tries any of that sex stuff she hasn’t a chance. But to make her happy I will fuck her over once she becomes my slave. GUARANTEED!” Joi knows she has her hands full with the big, strong, nasty Claudia. She knows she has to attack and retreat, hoping that her speed will nullify Claudia’s size. Joi has shown that she knows how to beat bigger women but can she do it this time?


Elizabeth Taylor
Rita Hayworth
24 years old
38 years old
5'3" 120 pounds
5'6" 120 pounds
36D-23-37
35C-26-35
31st 2pts 1-21-0
29th 5pts 2-19-1
Elizabeth Taylor is in her young, slender age. Yet beneath that smile she has a real temper that can turn into a physical rage. It is not clear that Rita Hayworth has a mean bone in her body. But Rita gave the athletic and strong Esther Williams all she could handle in her last fight. And her record is slightly better than Elizabeth’s. These are arguably considered classic beauties, one brunette and one a redhead. A very unskilled but emotional catfight will occur Two women going at it who have little clue on how to fight but want to destroy and humiliate their opponent. This is the kind of fight that many like.

Joan Collins
Tina Louise
23 years old
22 years old
5'6" 125 pounds
5'8½" 135 pounds
38C-23½-37
37D-24-36
30th 2pts 1-21-0
11th 28pts 13-7-2
A fight between a sultry brunette and a tall, sultry redhead. Joan is certainly sexy but she is also one of those women who knows how to walk, talk and be sexy. Tina is also physically sexy and beautiful but likes to get the air of being slightly aloof and intelligent. Hot blooded Joan against stately Tina. Joan does like to cut people down with her sharp tongue but when that fails the claws come out. Tina figures to match Joan barb for barf and when the claws come out she is not above returning fire. Any fight with Joan will be a classic catfight and this one will be no different. Who comes out on top in such a catfight where determination and aggressiveness often rules over size?


Lisa Gaye
Gina Lollobrigida
21 years old
29 years old
5’5” 125 pounds
5'5" 127 pounds
36C-24-36
36C-22-36
27th 8pts 4-18-0
18th 21pts 10-11-1
Lisa Gaye takes a sideways peek at Gina Lollobrigida. “I’m supposed to be afraid of ThAT? That hot blooded, fiery Italian is just a myth. She is nothing but a fat, old hag. Look at her thighs> They are big but all fat and her legs are short. Nothing compare to my long, shapely, elegant and STRONG legs. I will crush her.” Gina answers in a rage “FAT? STUBBY LEGS? What the fuck she is talking about. Her with her toothpick, scrawny legs and body. Italian men like full bodied women. And yes, we are hot blooded and fiery as she will find out when it is too late. The bitch is going down.”


Sophia Loren
Barbara Eden
22 years old
22 years old
5'8½" 138 pounds
5''3¾” 117 pounds
38D-24-39
36C-24-36
5th 39pts 19-2-1
19th 20pts 10-12-0
Looking at the expression on Sophia’s face you can tell she is thinking “I am going to stuff that little twerp back in her bottle. I hope the bottle is small so I really have to cram her into it.” Barbara is smiling but thinking “By God, she is bigger in person than in her pictures. But I’ll bet she is slow. I can drive several blows to her stomach and chest before she can react. And a quick kick to her crotch will put her at my mercy. The bigger they are the harder they fall.”


Yvonne Craig
Jayne Mansfield
19 years old
23 years old
5''4” 120 pounds
5'5½" 118 pounds
37C-23-35
42D-18-36
23rd 13pts 6-15-1
9th 30pts 15-7-0
Yvonne is planning on using her strongest women, her very powerful thighs, against Jayne’s most note worthy asset, her 42D boobs. Jayne is even prouder of her tiny waist which Yvonne vows to make even smaller. Jayne plans to distract Yvonne with thinking that she is going to breast smother her then surprise her with a headlock breastsmother. She thinks that Yvonne thinks her arms are weak and she will fool her with the workouts she has been doing with her body building boyfriend.



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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 23 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 09:09:37 AM »
I feel sorry for Barbara, Sophia will just trounce her in less than 1 minute. Look for one hell of a good fight between Stella and Martha, with Stella the winner.

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Re: 1050s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 23 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2010, 04:50:47 PM »
Here are my thoughts:  :)

Stella Stevens vs Martha Hyer - Stella keeps her unbelievable record by ripping Martha's hair out and making her pay for all those bitchy comments.

Jane Fonda vs Mamie van Doren - Jane rips Mamie's tits off and pounds the bigger but not so quick blonde into submission.

Claudia Cardinale vs Joi Lansing - The fiery Italian shows no respect for the sweet blonde and punches Joi's guts out in a brutal fight.

Elizabeth Taylor vs Rita Hayworth - Rita smothers the petite Liz with her breasts so long until the brunette runs out of breath and begs for mercy.

Joan Collins vs Tina Louise - Tina wraps her legs around Joan's waist and crushes her ribs to gain a commanding victory.

Lisa Gaye vs Gina Lollobrigida - Gina knocks out Lisa in a quick fight.

Sophia Loren vs Barbara Eden - However this one will be even shorter as Sophia absolutely destroys Barbara in a matter of seconds.

Yvonne Craig vs Jayne Mansfield - Jayne pins the brunette and works her over before facesitting her into submission.
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Re: 1950s Sex Symbol Tournament Round 23 Set 2 of 2
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2010, 10:22:15 PM »
Stella Stevens 43 vs Martha Hyer 31: The pundits called it 4:1 for Stella but thought it would be an incredibly close fight. Stella ended ripping Martha's hair out and bitch slapping her silly. Stella just shrugs her shoulders when told here are those that say she is overrated. She laughs all the way to the bank as she deposits the winner's check.

Jane Fonda vs 34 Mamie Van Doren 37: Jane and Mamie have both had some tough fights lately. Although it is a puzzle to many how Mamie came so close to beating Anita, Sophia, and Claudia. The pundits thought Jane would win this by 3:1 with goldenerafan getting it right. Some suggested it was a catfighter vs a slugger. The catfighter won. But the fight was very close. Jane claimed that Mamie was fresher, last few opponents took it easier on her. That was the only explanation that made sense will Mamie doing so well against them.

Claudia Cardinale 50 vs Joi Lansing 24: There wasn't anyone who said Joi had any chance against Claudia. Claudia just tore her apart. If Claudia took it easy on Mamie she didn't do so with Joi. A classic tough blonde taking her fury out on an over matched blonde. Claudia gave Joi one of the worst beatings this round but not the worst.

Elizabeth Taylor 30 vs Rita Hayworth 44: The predictors gave Rita the victory 3:1. There are those that say Elizabeth is a weak Joan Collins. Rita had no trouble with Joan and she had no trouble with Elizabeth. Elizabeth is known to have a nasty temper and nasty mouth but she doesn't seem to have the physical attributes to back up her vileness.

Joan Collins 34 vs Tina Louise 41: It was a convincing win by Tina over Joan although she would have like a bigger win over a weak opponent like Joan. All the pundits said Tina would win easily and she did. It wasn't really much of a contest but Tina did feel it took her longer to put Joan away than she expected. Tina found out Joan is a real bitch and even in losing she loves to claw up her advesary.

Lisa Gaye 26 vs Gina Lollobrigida 47: as predicted by everyone Gina took no chance on losing to Lisa. She knocked her out quickly with a real thrashing.

Sophia Loren 51 vs Barbara Eden 24: Sophia continued the dominance of the Italians this round by giving Barbara the worst second worst beating, being edged out by Ursula over Mitzi by tens of a percentage point. Everyone predicted this would be over even quicker than Gina against Lisa and they were correct. There was even an extra prediction for Sophia from djcrash. It looked like Sophia wanted to win the worst beating contest this round and is upset she didn't. Poor Barbara ran into a cyclone when she is just a puff of wind.

Yvonne Craig 35 vs Jayne Mansfield 40: The pundits were split 2:2. as to who would win. It was a close fight all the way. Vasago called it right predicting Jayne would pin Yvonne and then face site her into submission. For once Jayne did not use the biggest breasts in the contest to breastsmother her opponent into victory. She is upset by Vasago calling her a push over "If a middle-aged woman can destroy and humiliates big Jayne" Jayne says she was surprised by the woman's attack and besides, you just don't go getting into fights when you have to shoot a commercial the next day. "That would be stupid and I am not stupid." She defends herself by pointing out her record against the current leaders: she lost to Sophia Loren 26:27, Kim Novak 42:49, Anita Ekberg 48:49, and Ursula Andress 56:58. She did lose bigger to Stella Stevens 44:54. But she beat Claudia Cardinale 39:33. With a little luck she could easily be among the leaders. Those are not exactly the scores of a push over.
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