My opinions on this set of matchups
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Jessica Simpson Vs Madelaine PetschWinner: Madelaine Petsch - Usually I feel like I'd give this kind of match to Jessica. The older vet beating down a new, plucky young upstart. Especially because I don't think Jess would be a pushover as a fighter, she seems tough. But I think Madelaine is athletic, tough and devious enough to beat the blonde veteran. I think that step or two Jessica has lost over the years is enough for Madelaine to squeeze out a victory here. I can definitely see Petsch giving Simpson a petty post-match dose of humiliation after they're done.
Katherine McNamara Vs Emilia ClarkeWinner: Emilia Clarke (Wins Random Hottie of the Match Set!) - This might be the hardest matchup, to me, in this whole match set. I don't think Emilia is any kind of world beater, but I don't think McNamara is too tough either. I can see Clarke being quick on her feet and a clever strategist, enough to beat McNamara who to me, seems like she'd be a bit soft and not as tactful as her opponent. Im giving it to Emilia as she barely squeezes out a win here. All after a hell of a fight that leaves dark brown and red strands of hair littered across their battleground, scratches and bright red marks spread across each of the two women.
Keira Knightley Vs Britney SpearsWinner: Britney Spears - I really hate to see Keira lose, I think she'd be full of fighting grit and spirit.... That said. She's not beating Britney, I don't think there's anyway she can pull a win out of this fight. Spears is just too built compared to Keira's super slim frame, allowing the pop singer to absolutely bully her British opponent. I think Keira lasts long enough that the fight can't be called a squash, but Spears wins pretty decisively.
Mila Kunis Vs Ruby RoseWinner: Ruby Rose - I think this would be closer then most people would expect. I can see Mila being a deceptively tough fighter, but not tough enough to make up for the height difference or to overcome Ruby. I think Ruby definitely looks tougher then she actually is, but I can still see her being a tenacious opponent that eventually overwhelms Mila with kicks, knees, slaps and elbows. I don't think either of these two is above brawling a bit underhandedly. In the end though, Ruby takes this, forcing Mila to audibly submit after trapping her in a matchbook pin.
(Love that Archer tattoo!)
Emma Stone Vs Christian SerratosWinner: Christian Serratos - I didn't even second guess my choice here. Unfortunately, I just think Emma's pretty weak, or simply too nice to really get down and do what she has to do to win. Add that to the fact that she's up against Serratos and I say this is pretty open and shut to me. Serratos to me seems tough, fit, and flexible; all enough to quickly wear Emma down and force her to tap. I can see Serratos trapping Stone against the mat on her stomach, holding a handful of Emma's hair like a leash to hold the redhead's face up and punishing her with shots to her back, all up until the La La Land star taps forcefully.
Elisha Cuthbert Vs Rose LeslieWinner: Elisha Cuthbert - After the last set, I thought about what creviceart said. I'm beginning come around honestly, I am starting to see Rose in a bit of a different light then before, without those Game of Thrones tinted glasses on. I don't know if she would've beaten Elisha if my opinion had remained the same, but I think Elisha definitely takes this now. I don't Rose is any sort of jobber and I definitely still think she's got a lot of fire and grit, but I think Elisha's got much more power and bullies Rose around in this match, even despite the height difference. I think it takes awhile, but Elisha finally forces the stubborn redhead to submit from underneath the blonde's buxom chest. To me I see this turning into an angry, hard hitting affair.
Kristen Bell Vs Mischa BartonWinner: Kristen Bell - Giving it to Bell again, despite the large height difference between the two. I see Bell as being really tenacious, deceptively strong and smart as a whip. While with Mischa, I don't think she'd be a pushover, but I definitely think she'd end up embarrassed losing to the pint sized blonde bombshell. Barton to me doesn't seem like she'd have any fire, sort of the same way I see Lily Collins. In the end, Mischa can't keep up with Bell's coordinated, strong series of attacks and eventually taps.
Emma Roberts Vs Alicia VikanderWinner: Emma Roberts - Probably an unpopular opinion, especially since I know Vikander did training for Tomb Raider, but I still think Roberts takes this. I think in a fully fair fight with a series of strict rules, then I'd give it to Vikander. But in a match where there are no rules, then I'm giving it to Emma. She's fit, certainly seems devious and I can see her having a good amount of youthful energy. I think she fights dirty throughout the fight while Alicia plays it straight, leading to Vikander's loss. Maybe Roberts stoops low and catches Alicia in the crotch while Alicia has her cornered? Either way, I'm barely giving this to Emma.
Another fun set
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