A guy I work with swears this is a true story. I took a few creative licenses, but the story is essentially how he told me.
Bar Fight
I saw a fight between my buddy and his wife and another couple. We were in a bar, and there was a dispute between Milt and some dude over whose turn it was on the pool table. They insulted each other a while, then went outside to settle it. (Yeah, we were all a little drunk!) After the fight started, Milt's wife Vickie, tried to break it up. One of the guys grabbed her, and swung her out of the way, and as he held her, the other dude's girlfriend smacked Vickie in the face. She pulled free and charged the other chick. Most of the crowd was watching the guys, but I followed the chicks.
I've known Vickie since we were in 5th grade (we're 22 now). She's always been a tomboy, and had a couple scuffles when she was in school. She's 5-4, about 125 with an athlete's body, kinda small boobs, but a great butt. The other chick was maybe 5-6, 130-135, bigger boobs but kinda plain looking.
Vickie slammed into her, and the girls were on the ground, rolling around. They threw punches, kneed, elbowed, the whole nine yards. I'd like to give a blow by blow, but it was happening too fast.
At first Vickie had the upper hand, but the other chick got into it and started giving as good as she was getting. Slowly, to my dismay, it seemed like the blond was starting to get the best of Vic.
I was wondering whether I should stop it, when Milt (having finished his opponent) came over. He told me to let Vic take care of it, and started yelling advice to her. That seemed to invigorate Vickie, and she was able to turn the other chick over and gain the upper hand.
She got on top, and tried to pin the blond down. But the bigger girl bucked her off balance, grabbed her hair and was able to lever her off to her side. The two struggled, but the blond soon gained control. She had Vickie in a headlock with her right arm, laying across Vic's upper chest, and used her left hand to pin Vickie's right arm down. Vickie was struggling, but clearly in trouble. Milt was telling her to keep fighting.
Vickie used her free hand to grab the blonde's hair. I knew then she must be in trouble because she always laughed at chicks who pulled hair in a fight. The blond let go of her right hand, and landed two quick, short jabs to Vic's face. Vickie lost her hair pull, and the bigger chick scrambled on top of her, and grabbed Vic's wrists. Vickie held her off for a few seconds, but the bigger chick finally forced her wrists down, and got her knees on Vickie's biceps. She grabbed Vic's hair in her left hand, and reached back with her right to punch her. Then Milt stepped up and grabbed her wrist, saying "ok, fights over, you won." He pulled the blond off Vickie, and pushed her away.
Vickie got up as quickly as she could, and glared at the other bitch, who asked if she wanted any more. But we kept them apart, and it was over. Vickie told Milt she was sorry she got beat, and he said at least she kept the other chick from interfering while he kicked that dude's ass. But Milt did admit to me that he was surprised and disappointed that Vickie got whipped.
