Sweet and innocent? Yeah right! (part one)
I left the gym after a quick shower following my fight with Emma (see ‘Am I being stalked?’), to start my usual walk home. My emotions were confused, pleased because I had beaten her comprehensively, but a feeling of guilt deep inside in case I’d hurt her, and yes dear reader, I have to admit the stirring in my loins confirmed I wanted her in my bed.
My thoughts were interrupted when my mobile phone rang. I glanced quickly at the screen, it was ‘The Firm’. It was always ‘The firm’ I thought.
I answered with my usual charm and panache “Duke here”.
“You’ve got a job tomorrow, Toni” (my new ‘student’), “will pick you up at 6am. You are going to Cardiff, there is an American singer there called Joni who’s had some death threats. We are taking them seriously. You and Toni will be staying in the same suite at the hotel as Joni and her friend, Toni will have full instructions”. then the line went dead.
“How are you Duke, do you mind getting up early, can you work 24 hours a day for the next whatever” I sarcastically said into the dead phone. Then after a moment, with a smile on my face thinking ‘Do you mind sharing a room with Toni?, tall, slim, fit, hot, sexy Toni’.
Shit I love my job. Ok she’s 20+ years younger than me, who cares?
6am on the dot Toni pulls up. I grab my bag and go out to the car. Toni has no make up on, she looks perfect. A huge smile a smart figure hugging grey trousers suit and white shirt. “Good morning sir, er sorry Duke” she says
“Morning Toni”
Toni hands me the orders and as we set off I begin reading.
After a while we are soon gunning down the motorway, she is a very good driver, fast, but very safe. “It all looks straight forward” I begin, “ Some punk called Joni, who I assumed was a guy, but it appears it’s a girl, is over from the States to do a gig in Cardiff, she has received a credible death threat and we gotta protect her, 24 hours a day for the next four days. Local plods are with her until we relieve them. She has a suite in the Grand Hotel, three bedrooms, one for her, one for a friend who is with her and one for us”.
“This is standard procedure Toni, we will cover her together during the day and shifts of four hours during the night, you will stick to her like glue when we get out of the suite and I will cover you from a short distance”
“The girl is 5’ 2’’, blond hair, 30 years old and, apparently, has a violent temper, a number of tattoo’s and an ‘attitude’, looks fun”
“You can read the rest later, there’s no picture of her, probably a right ugly bitch”.
We arrive in Cardiff about 10am and meet up with the local police for an update over coffee in the hotel. Having learned nothing new we arrive at the top floor suite to be greeted by a Constable who introduces us to Joni.
I reckon my jaw dropped at least six inches, she is gorgeous. Trim, toned figure, a smile that would melt a solar ice cap, which showed off perfect teeth and no sign of attitude or temper. I could feel Toni’s icy glare on me, was she jealous (I inwardly smiled, I love my job), as I shook Joni’s hand. A firm handshake. “Hi” she drawled in a sexy American voice, “I’ve heard so much about you”.
I was taken aback by this statement, and before I could ask how she had heard so much about me, I heard a voice that made my blood run cold. Turning slowly, not wanting to see the owner of the voice, my worst nightmare was coming true. There in the open doorway of one of the bedrooms, smiling like a long lost friend, was that fukn bitch Emma.
Joni went to her and slipped an arm round Emma’s waist saying “I think you know my Emma?”
Toni looked mystified as I said “Yes we’ve met once or twice”
Well it turns out that Emma’s father knew my boss and it was a request that I was assigned to the job.
Toni was much too professional to ask about the connection between me and Emma, but I reckon she had her own ideas.
I needed to have a long talk with Emma but now was not the time.
The four of us sat down and I laid down the ground rules, it was hard to concentrate with three good looking girls all listening carefully to what I was saying. It didn’t help that Emma had just showered and was wrapped in a short robe and displaying perfect legs or that I had a bulge the size of a humped back whale in my trousers, well you would, wouldn’t you?
The beating I’d given Emma, having Toni sleep in the same bed, albeit at different times, and now this Joni. Three very different girls and for three very different reasons, all making this job sooooo hard for me to think about. Oh shit duke concentrate, brain power Duke, keep your cock under control. Don’t say the word hard either, oh fuk I need a cold shower.
This is not getting better, I’m struggling to keep my mind on the job. Toni has a face like thunder, what is her problem, Emma keeps suggestively licking her lips and now Joni has laid full length on the couch laying her head in Emma’s lap, while Emma strokes her hair. They are all staring at me, ‘oh shit why me?’ I’m thinking.
It’s gotta be penance, someone up there getting back at me for being such a bastard with the women.
I gather my thoughts again, the professional ones, and take Toni on a tour of the suite and the floor outside. Explaining what to look out for and how we would deal with certain situations. I then send her to reconnoitre the hotel, looking for escape routes etc, and ask her to take a look outside the hotel at the area.
Making sure she understands the need for thoroughness and the fact that I expect a full verbal report when she returns.
Once Toni is off to carry out her duties I return to the suite, Joni is taking a shower and Emma sits on the couch waiting for me to return. She treats me to a warm smile. I start to speak but she gets there first “Don’t say it Duke, I asked for what you gave me, I have no regrets, can we be friends now?”
I was stunned, can you believe this bitch?, after all she has put me through she wants to be friends, and how the fuk has she got me here…I was mad, mad? I was fukn fuming. Walking straight over to her I ask “Why are you doing this you little bitch?”
Her face, as innocent as a three year old caught with a hand in the sweet jar, looks up at me “Sorry Duke I don’t know what you mean”
“You don’t know what I mean, you put me through hell in a ring set me up for a beating in America, turn up at my gym, and now this, how?, why? What have I ever done to you? I stammer.
“Oh that, well Duke it’s like this” she starts. “Your bosses boss is my father” (I just got swiped by a sledgehammer…I’ve just beaten up my big bosses daughter in a wrestling ring)
I sit down stunned, all of the ramifications whirling through my head.
She continues “It’s ok he knows nothing of our ‘meetings’. I heard him talk about you to my mother a few times, no names or anything of course, but you sounded interesting. Then I went to work for him part time at the office and kept hearing more of your exploits, you got my full attention. I learned all I could about you. One day I bumped into your ex, she told me the story of you two timing her with your new student, and I came up with a plan, the rest is history”
“But why do you keep turning up?” I ask rather feebly.
“Because I want you Duke, I want to feel what all the other women feel when you take them, and you keep shunning me” she replies, before going on in almost a whisper “But Duke I always get what I want”
I stare at her, fuk she is soooo sexy, damn Duke concentrate, this is the big man’s daughter.
Emma move closer on the couch and puts her hand on my shoulder than starts to caress my face, I just sit there numb. I don’t hear Toni return and react slowly, turning to her I see she is not happy as she takes in the scene. I rise quickly “Er… um… I’m er…. just er… going to take a shower” I announce. “Toni, no one comes in or leaves ok” I get a confirmatory nod, just. Shit she looks like thunder as I go to our room.
As I turn off the water following a long hot shower (I decided against the cold one, I‘m a wimp at heart), I can hear shouting from the other room. I quickly pull on my boxers and dash out, the scene that greets me is incredible. Joni is standing in her doorway dressed in the sexiest black underwear I’ve ever seen, and she’s cheering.
She is cheering because Emma (dressed in nothing as the robe is now on the floor) is sitting on Toni’s chest holding two handfuls of hair and ramming toni’s head into the carpet again and again. I try to pull Emma off, but as I know only too well she is one tough bitch when she fights.
In desperation I hit Emma with a fist to the side of the head and knock her off sideways.
Toni appears to be unconscious, I grab Emma and throw her on the couch where she is rubbing her head, her face sooo angry.
I’m just about to take a look at Toni when something hits me from behind. I drop to my knees, half turning, to see Joni raise her clenched hands ready for a second blow to my neck. I sweep out my left leg and connect with her ankles and knock her off balance, as she falls she manages to land the blow on my shoulder but with no real force.
However, this has given Emma time to recover and she rams a foot between my shoulder blades whilst pulling both my arms back, exposing my body. Joni is quick to respond and sends a series of short jabs to my abs, which all land extremely accurately and hurt like hell, whilst shouting in time with the punches “Keep-your-hands-off-my-Emma”.
In another situation I might have laughed, as I was held firmly from behind how did I have my hands on ‘My Emma’?
My salvation was the return to the land of the living by Toni who quickly assessed the situation and took Joni from behind in a full nelson. I now knew this sweet, innocent looking lady had a real temper. Thank goodness she wasn’t a real fighter, Toni, being much bigger and well trained in unarmed combat, was able to hold her as a stream of very choice words left her lips. Its funny I remember thinking ‘she even makes swear words sound sexy’
Meanwhile I could hear my captor laughing from behind me, she certainly was not going to let go. The bitch slammed her foot harder into my back and hauled back on my arms “ARRRGGGGHHHH LET GO YOU FUKN BITCH” I screamed as I used my size advantage to stand and ram her into the wall. The slam winded her and I was able to turn and grab her arm in a back hammer taking her down to the floor.
I held her there until she promised to calm down, Toni carrying out the same process with Joni.
“Okay who wants to start the explanation?” I growled looking at each of the three girls in turn.
No one spoke, “Ok Joni why is she your Emma?” I asked calming down a bit.
Flashing those teeth she replied “Isn’t that obvious Duke?”.
“But you’re married” I countered “Duke engage your brain the whole world doesn’t revolve around sex” chimes in Emma “Joni is my half sister”
Can this get worse, I’ve now had to stop my partner fighting my bosses daughter and her sister, the very person we are here to protect. Shit I’m gonna lose my job, my pension oh fuk I think as I try to sort my brain. I look from one to the other, just my fukn luck in a hotel room with three beautiful women, wearing only my boxers and I can’t do anything about the humped back whale that is about to arrive in my crutch.
To be continued……….
