Lara Croft was on her way to recover an ancient relic that had been lost for over a hundred years. Black Widow was on a mission for the Shiled to find an alien object that ended up on earth a century ago. The two heroines were looking for the same heirloom but they didn't know it. They discovered it when they met in a remote cave in the center of the Amazon
Lara Croft: "Who are you?".
Black Widow: "Me? I saved the world, I'm a Shield spy, who are you?".
Lara Croft: "I'm the greatest archaeologist in the world and ...".
Black Widow: "I understand, step aside I have no time to waste with you."
Lara Croft: "Hey, the reiliquia is mine!".
Black Widow: "You're so stupid you don't even know what it is."
Lara Croft: "I'm smarter than you, bitch."
Black Widow: "Did you call me bitch? Okay, let's fight and see if you say it again."
Lara Croft: "Yes, let's fight, whoever wins gets the relic"
Black Widow: "That's not enough, you called me bitch, I have to teach you a lesson."
Lara Croft: "You called me stupid first! And what kind of lesson do you think you're teaching me?"
Black Widow: "If I win I'll take that thing and you'll be my slave for a week. It's the humiliation you deserve for interrupting my mission and for what you said."
Lara Croft: "Interesting. I'm in it, if I win I'll take the relic and you become my bitch for two weeks. It's the punishment you deserve for disrespecting me, I have so many humiliating ideas in my mind"
And the fight begins
