I'm a local at said bar, and I'm very territorial. This is MY bar, and these are MY ppl.
I'm sitting, enjoying a few drinks, when I notice a strange woman walk in. I observe her as she mingles with the regulars. I can sense that she makes friends very easily, especially of the male species. I begin to grow jealous of all the male attention she gains.
I watch as she approaches me aggressively, asking me if I have a problem. I stand up off my bar stool and press my chest against hers. "We won't have any problems if u just walk ur ass out the door now" I assure in a threatening tone