BERNADETTE DEXTER: 'I'LL TEAR THAT BEANPOLE DOWN'
THE PIN-UP LADY FIGHTS 'TALLEST WOMAN ' JESSICA PARDOE
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyNostalgic pin-up girl and fashion designer
Bernadette Dexter (52) has hit the female wrestling world with a spectacular firework of victory. Right after bulldozing over pop princess
Katy Perry (37) in a fight on a beach she defeated eighteen year old dance star
Jojo Siwa during a wrestling event in an arena. Even standing only 5'2" in stocking feet and weighing a mere 45 kg, Bernadette taught both those ladies a lesson in not letting oneself become too self-confident by an opponent's physical appearance.
Bernadette now faces her third challenge, and it's going to be a tall story...
In her next wrestling match, she'll encounter 'Britain's tallest woman',
Jessica Pardoe (29), who stands a terrifying 6'10" in bare feet. That lady has become well known in the women's wrestling scene for an awkward reason - in spite of her enormously towering height, she repeatedly has lost one fight after the other.
In an interview with
CelebToday, she seemed, however, far less impressed with Bernadette Dexter's success so far than amused by the 'little old lady's' size which Jessica describes as 'diminutive'.
Bernadette has vowed to use Jessica for her third in a row victory, announcing to her fans that her 'third victim' was just about to be 'dropped at their feet'.
The two ladies have met once, standing in front of eachother, and while Jessica's nipples were at the level of her new opponent's forehead Bernadette flexed her arms to impress Jessica with her biceps. Jessica posed in the same way, and the girls had a lively argument over who's got the bigger muscles. Finally, Jessica spat down on Bernadette's head and into her eyes. Bernadette tried to retaliate by spitting back but was barely able to let her spittle hit the tall girl's underbust projecting it upwards towards her cleavage. Jessica grabbed Bernadette's hair with both hands to rub her top clean with the other woman's face but Bernadette eventually could tear herself free from Jessica's grip, spat again, this time down at Jessica's feet, and shouted at her to meet her in the ring 'to learn some respect'.
Last week, Jessica, in publicity meetings with her fan community, told her enthusiastic followers she'll be teaching her new opponent a 'very much needed lesson in humility'.
Bernadette's most recent words about Jessica included calling her an 'awkward weak beanpole' who will never win a fight, and Jessica referred to Bernadette as a 'midget' whom she'll 'put over her knee for a spanking'.
CelebToday will let their readers follow the progress of this fight through the live ticker above...
Below: Bernadette (left) and Jessica (right)
