Introduction
On February 19th, 2024 Millie Bobby Brown will celebrate her 20th birthday. And how does she plan on celebrating these 20 years of existence on this planet? By throwing a mega birthday bash, of course! But not just ANY birthday bash! A catfight birthday bash! That’s right, Millie Bobby Brown has decided to organize a tournament in her own honor, but of course with a twist. This tournament will include fighters representing their own age groups, from 20 to 39 years of age. At the end of the tournament only one fighter will do their age proud, but the question is who will it be? Will it be the woman in honor herself, Millie Bobby Brown? Perhaps it will be the eldest fighter in the tournament, Scarlett Johansson? Or any of the fighters in between!
There’s only one way to find out…
Some ages have already had their fighters selected. However, there are some which require “fight-in” matches. These women will be battling it out to even get a chance IN the tournament. And who exactly are the ladies who have been lucky enough to receive an invite from Millie? Well, we’re glad you asked. Below are the participants of this tournament, as well as the tournament’s bracket.
The tournament will be single elimination, with victory coming either by submission or knock out. Catfight rules apply, no weapons allowed. The fights will take place in a countryside mansion that Millie is renting out for the affair. While the fights are “private” they are also being streamed live, with Millie again footing the bill for that service.
Bracket
Fighters
Millie Bobby Brown5’3” 121lbs 20 Y/O
“Honestly, I don’t think ANYONE is going to be taking me down. But, if I had to give one girl her due, it would be Billie Eilish. I think her size could cause some potential problems for me… but I’d still get her in the end.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Oh the ladies in their 20s, we’ve got the youth and energy on our side!”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Hmmm, probably Margot Robbie.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Well everyone belongs, because I invited them! But if you’re asking me who I think is the worst fighter of this group… I’ll go with Emma Watson.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Why winning it, of course! I can’t organize this whole thing and lose, especially for my birthday!!!”
Jenna Ortega5’1” 103lbs 21 Y/O
“Billie Eilish, for sure.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“The young guns will get it done.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Millie, it’s her birthday after all.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I don’t know why Miranda Cosgrove is here, she isn’t very tough.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“My goal is to win every fight, of course. But I think as long as I give it my all and stay competitive, I’ll be satisfied.”
Billie Eilish5’3” 134lbs 22 Y/O
“Nobody. I’m the best here. End of story.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“20s, because I’m part of that group.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“That’s a stupid question and irrelevant. Nobody outside of me is capable of winning this tournament.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Get Emma Watson out of here.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Crushing every single opponent on my way to winning the championship.”
Meg Donnelly5’3” 105lbs 23 Y/O
“I’ll say Hilary Duff. Did you see her when she walked in? She’s in incredible shape.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I honestly don’t know. We have the energy, but they have the experience. I think it’ll even out in the end.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Well Millie, of course! It’s her birthday bash.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Oh geez, I don’t know. Sometimes I think myself, haha. But in all honesty, it’s a nice group I think. Very competitive.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Giving as good as I get in all of my fights. That’s always my goal!”
Madison Beer5’4” 116lbs 24 Y/O
“Whoever scheduled me as a fight-in. That’s ridiculous, I should be in this tournament without having to go through a tryout!”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Who cares? There’s only one winner in the end.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“If Joey beats me, which she won’t, then she’ll have earned my respect. So I’d root for her.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I’m not entirely sure who Sofia Black-D’Elia is.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Proving all the doubters wrong and winning this thing!”
Joey King5’4” 115lbs 24 Y/O
“I fight Madison first, right? So it’s gotta be her. First fight is always the toughest in a tournament. After that I think I’ll be warmed up”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I think the 30+ crop is a little bit more impressive, if I’m being honest.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“It’d be really cool to see Jenna Ortega or Hayden Panitierre win, as the smallest girls of the group..”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I’m definitely NOT answering that!”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I want to win this whole thing, so I’d say being the last woman standing.”
Peyton List5’7” 116lbs 25 Y/O
“I think it’s gotta be Millie, right? She’s got to have her confidence through the moon to schedule something like this.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Oh, we got this.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Millie.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I think everyone does.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Shocking the world, and winning all of my fights.”
Ariel Winter5’1” 124lbs 26 Y/O
“A few girls stand out. Vanessa, who I fight first, is always going to be tough. Billie, of course, has that power to take on anyone. Even the older gals like Scarjo and Hilary could be tricky.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I think the older women have a few more proven commodities.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Well not Billie, that’s for sure. She’s so full of herself. I guess Peyton List seems sweet. So I’ll say her..”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Oh no, I’m not going to get caught saying something stupid like that.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Squeezing Billie Eilish out in a bearhug in the finals match.”
Zendaya5’10” 130lbs 27 Y/O
“I haven’t had the best streak lately, so you know… just about anyone.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Oh, the younger girls are gonna fight nastier. So them, for sure.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I’m really grateful to Millie for giving me this shot, so I’ll root for her if I get bounced from the tourney.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I bet a few people will say me, haha. Uhhh, Ariana Grande I think is probably too small for something like this.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“If I win this first fight I’ll be ecstatic. Chloe is one bad bitch.”
Chloe Moretz5’4” 128lbs 27 Y/O
“Well I think I’m the best here, let’s get that out of the way. But I will say, Hilary is in incredible shape.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Well you’ve got me, Billie, Millie, and Ariel in the 20s. I think we’re as good as anyone in their 30s.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Emma Watson… psyche. Selena Gomez, she’s such a positive person for body image.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Emma Watson… not psyche.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Being undefeated.”
Dove Cameron5’2” 114lbs 28 Y/O
“Vanessa Hudgens looks really good, but I’ve gotta go with Miley Cyrus. That girl is wild.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“The 30s group seems pretty stacked. But I think someone in their 20s will win it, if that answers the question.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Emilia Clarke, she’s a sweetie.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“No comment.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I’d be happy with a couple of wins. Definitely don’t want to get bounced round 1.”
Erin Moriarty5’6” 112lbs 29 Y/O
“Billie for sure. I can’t believe I have to face her right away.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Well I’m on the border, so I have to ride with my 20 girls while I still can.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Millie, she put a lot of effort into this.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“If I had to answer…? I don’t see Anna Kendrick being too tough.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Look, if I can beat Billie Eilish in my FIRST FIGHT that’s a success in my book.”
Victoria Justice5’5” 115lbs 30 Y/O
“Scarjo is kinda the OG around these parts. Her experience could be a lot to handle.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Us so-called ‘old ladies’ are gonna kick some butt!!!”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Ariana or Miranda, of course.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Has Jenna Ortega ever even fought anyone before? I’d say her, she might snap in two!”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Winning bragging rights over my girls Ariana and Miranda would be awesome.”
Ariana Grande5’1” 108lbs 30 Y/O
“I’d be a little concerned about stepping up against one of the girls a lot bigger than me. So Zendaya, Billie, Kat… they’d all cause serious problems.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“As a newly-minted 30 queen, I’ll say the queens in their 30s.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Vic and I go way back, so she has my vote.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I hope this isn’t mean, but if I have to choose I’d kick out Erin Moriarty.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“If I can get one of my signature face-sits in, it’ll be a wondrous experience!”
Miranda Cosgrove5’6” 119lbs 30 Y/O
“The two ladies I have to fight right off the bat. I don’t care who you bring up, fighting two is always tougher than one.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Sometimes I forget I’m not in my 20s, so I don’t think there’s a major difference.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“If I lose, I’d want to see Emma Watson win. She needs some confidence.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Is this the part where I’m supposed to say me?”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Ariana, Victoria… I love you both, but kicking your butts will be so satisfying and will make my year!”
Miley Cyrus5’5” 110lbs 31 Y/O
“Only a couple gals can beat me, and Selena is one of them.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Us 30-somethings are way tougher.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Billie. She reminds me a lot of myself.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Where do I start? Ariana, Victoria, Miranda, Emma, Erin, Meg, Anna, Scarjo… none of these girls have what it takes to win big.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Hearing the desperate screams of every woman I come across as they beg me to stop… but we’ll see if I do.”
Selena Gomez5’5” 121lbs 31 Y/O
“I’ve got Miley right off the bat. Not sure you get any tougher than that.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“The more experienced you are, the better you are.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I LOVE Vanessa Hudgens. She’ll have a fan in me.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I mean, when is the last time Zendaya actually won a fight?”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I expect to win the whole tournament. So anything short of that and I won’t be satisfied.”
Sofia Black-D’Elia5’3” 115lbs 32 Y/O
“I don’t think there’s just one person. I think a lot of people can win this tournament.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I don’t know, I think it’ll be pretty even.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I’m a fan of a lot of these girls, but Millie gave me my shot here. So I’ll say her.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Nope, not going to fall for that one.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I just want to beat Dove in my first fight.”
Emma Watson5’5” 117lbs 33 Y/O
“Oh Gosh, there’s so many strong women participating in this. But, I’ve seen Margot and she’s quite tough. Of course Billie and Millie are rising stars. Can’t discount Chloe either, a fierce rival of mine.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I’d put the odds slightly in the 30-somethings’ favor.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I wouldn’t mind seeing a fellow Brit taking it, so I’d probably root for Emilia Clarke.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Now now, that’s not very nice. Let’s not tear each other down, even though we’re going to tear each other apart.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I’ve been in a rut lately, so I’m just focusing on myself. I’ve put time in at the gym, and I hope it pays off. One fight at a time. If I win that, I’ll fight like I’m 0-0 the next time.”
Margot Robbie5’6” 126lbs 33 Y/O
“Peaking ahead, I think Chloe Moretz will wind up being super tough for me in the next round.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“The 30s, darling!”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Hey Scarjo, go win it for us ‘golden girls,’ eh?”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Not to be mean… but I think I’m going to show you in my very first fight.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I have what it takes to win it all. So that’s a success to me.”
Hayden Panetierre5’1” 117lbs 34 Y/O
“Probably Billie or Miley, I think they’ll be the toughest. Vanessa Hudgens could be tricky too.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I think a lot of the women here in their 30s are walking around expecting to push around the younger generation. I think that’s a mistake and could cause a few upsets.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I have to root for my short sisters like Ariana and Jenna.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Honestly? Probably me. I’m not in the best shape of my life right now.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“If I can win a single fight with my post-pregnancy body, I think it’ll give me a lot of confidence moving forward.”
Vanessa Hudgens5’1” 121lbs 35 Y/O
“Hilary and Miley are in the best shape out of everyone here, besides me. I think one of us three will take the tournament.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“We’re more experienced. We’re fitter. We’re just better.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Selena. I just hope she has what it takes.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Hasn’t Zendaya lost like every fight she’s ever been in? She’s kinda unimpressive.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I mean, I gotta be the champ, right?”
Hilary Duff5’2” 121lbs 36 Y/O
“I’ve been really impressed by Billie, but she’s a little too young. I think Miley Cyrus is really tough.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Those younger ladies are in for a rude awakening.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I’m not going to be rooting for anyone else.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“I won’t mention any names, but they know who they are.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I’m in it to win it.”
Kat Dennings5’3” 127lbs 37 Y/O
“Whoever is standing across from me.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I don’t know, who cares about that anyway? As long as we’re looking sexy and pulling hair, who cares if we’re 20 or 200?”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Whoever I can most easily ambush in the parking lot later to steal the trophy.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Probably the people who aren’t in this tournament.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Well it sure wouldn’t include getting my ass kicked, would it?”
Emilia Clarke5’2” 119lbs 37 Y/O
“I mean, Kat is my first challenge. I cannot afford to overlook her.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“I don’t know… I’ll be different and say the ladies in their 20s.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“There’s a lot of very nice ladies in this tournament, even though we’re about to be not-so-nice to each other. It’s hard for me to choose.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“That’s a rude question!”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“I’m not going to label anything a ‘success’ or ‘failure’ regardless of the outcome. I’m just focussed on bringing the best challenge I can to my opponent.”
Anna Kendrick5’2” 114lbs 38 Y/O
“I think Zendaya is literally the biggest person here.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“What do you mean fare better? Like win more fights, or win the whole thing? Because they can be two different things, you know.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“Victoria Justice. I threw a dart at a dartboard with everyone’s picture and it hit her, so...”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Millie Bobby Brown… no, I’m just kidding.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“Beating up everyone in my path, muaw-ha-ha.”
Scarlett Johansson5’3” 125lbs 39 Y/O
“This might be a hot take, but I think Millie is a rising star in the fight game. I’m going to say her.”
Who will fare better, the ladies in their 20s or in their 30s?“Well I expect to win, so I’ll say the ladies in their 30s.”
Who, outside of yourself, would you want to win this tournament?“I’ll rep for my fellow MCU sisters and say Zendaya or Emilia.”
Who do you think doesn’t belong in this tournament?“Without being too mean, I think Emma’s freefall is too hard to ignore. She kind of sticks out like a sore thumb.”
What would you consider a successful tournament?“My expectation is to be the champion. And coming in as the oldest combatant, I do have a bit of a target on my back. But I also think some people might see me as being too old to be a real threat, so turning those expectations on their head, and kicking some ass while doing it would be a major success in my mind.”
Poll
Below is a poll for the first round, feel free to vote on it (or not). It won’t impact the results. But it may impact storylines, and I'll include who was the "betting favorite" to win their fights based on the results.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdpcYm3FmbeI86TxV8255-dGdXal3gO-DB18QoJgh3KbFberg/viewform?usp=sf_link
Logistics
The idea is to post fights per round. The first fights will be the Fight-In Matches. I’m hoping to get them up this weekend. As the tournament goes on and the fights become fewer in number, the more detail they’ll have. Until finally the last couple of fights will be fully-fledged. I’m toying around with a short little recap and then a “finish her” style fight for the first couple of rounds of fighting.
Stay tuned for posts in this thread. This is where all of the fights will be. No new threads will be started. I have a lot of fun artwork and twists for this tournament, and if it gets a lot of support I’ll run another one I have in mind next month.
I’m hoping to have the tournament finished on February 19th, which will be Millie Bobby Brown’s 20th birthday.
So feel free to comment, vote, and most of all enjoy the stories as they come out!
