Maria Afaafa77 has lost every poll she's ever entered and this one will be no exception.
Maria hits me back in the face and now it's on! She tries a knee to my crotch, but I expected that. She's not too bright going for such a move so early in the fight. I see her knee coming and I turn my hips to the side and she hits me on the outside of my thigh with her knee. I reach out and grab her by her very long hair with two hands and begin swinging her head from side to side. 'You should know better than to wear hair as long as that to a fight, stupid Maria, Especially a fight with me in it!"
I hear her make high pitched shrieks of pain as I continue to swing her from side to side by her hair. "Look, the bitch is crying already!"