Erin Lee Vs KateA: We need to talk about Daniel.

[Erin Lee]

I have always thought....yes, i can think Kate, that spending copious amounts of energy pulling someones hair in a catfight is such a waste of energy when you could be doing something useful, like gouging their face or attacking their boobs. Kate has changed my mind however, yanking on her hair and hearing her squeals of protest will do that to a girl. Mind you, having that same bitch do the same to me isn't my idea of fun. The only good thing to come out of that lil bout of hair pulling is that Kate managed, though no doubt not on purpose, to yank that gum from my hair.

Then one of the assembled, no doubt as bored with hair pulling as i am, starts to shout requesting that we hit each other already. No way we can ignore such a polite request and it would appear that Kate feels the same way. I clock her noggin with a right and she returns the favour. We stagger around the room, sweat coating our bodies, both breathing so hard you could be forgiven for thinking you were in the presence of a couple of steam locomotives.

Clearly we can't continue this fight for much longer, we are both out on our feet. Time to try and end this bitch so i move closer to her, my cool long since melted. I grab at her boobs through her top n bra and begin to pull n twist. The main move here though is when i yank on her boobs, i try and get her to lower her head so my rapidly lifting right knee will smack her on that already out of shape hooter.

[Erin Lee]

The bitch has taken a leaf out of my own book, the book of Horrid Moments in Catfights. Kick after kick to the inside of my knee, this added to the length and severity of our fight has me wobbling and ready to pack my bags and quit. But something inside me just won't let me do that, as long as i have a reason to fight then i'll fight. Trying to knee Kate in the face, the boobs, the...hell, trying to knee her anywhere is getting more and more difficult as my standing leg is weakened with each blow of her foot. The assembled are now arguing amongst themselves, it's more than possible further fights will break out amongst them.

Will this be the last fight between Kate and myself, i very much doubt that but it'll take me and possibly Kate too quite a while to get over this fight. As enjoyable as it is to fight her (and beat her) my body is saying "Stop you silly bitch"

So despite me not being willing to stop fighting, my body and brain are saying conflicting things. I let go of Kates bra and top and back away to flop down in a nearby comfy chair. Never have i felt such relief just to be sitting down. My body is bathed in sweat, cut, bruised...there are bald patches on my burning scalp that will take weeks to grow out, i have the makings of a black eye, a face that looks like a rail car ran over it and i'm far from sure i'll be able to walk unaided back to my room.

Daniel is mine, of that there can be no doubt but by way of compromise i look up at Kate..."I'm done and whether you will admit it or not Daniel is mine. BUT, let's leave this to Daniel, whoever he goes to when he comes home is the winner and will forever more be Daniels owner"

And to all those skanks (no offence intended) Sadie and Marlu, if you even dream of owning Daniel, i shall hunt you down and reduce you to quivering wrecks before either of you get your mits on MY boy (offence intended).

To the assembled that cheered for me, i didn't buy that for a moment bitches, you'd cheer for anyone that's winning a fight, don't think i didn't hear your same voices cheer for Kate when she had me down.

Kate upped her game when she fought me, she upped her game...so up yours!!

[monica28]

Can't stand either bitches but hoping they tear each other apart.
Daniel would be better off going with a classy blonde and not two sluts like Erin and kate.
Anyway as much as I hate these two And neither have never supported me in my fights I'll vote for kate.

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

Seriously, Kate, a couple of these bitches who commented didn't only push the envelope of kinkiness to the limit, nooooo ... They shredded that envelope, burned it and rocketed the ashes into the stratosphere! Just say the word and I can put in a little call to some contacts I have at PETA! 

Give sweetie Daniel a big long-distance kiss on his cutie mushy face from his Auntie Lauren!

Even more seriously, another amazingly epic adventure! As always, you both gave us a Master Class on creating most excellent badass magic!

I'd, ummm, be telling a little fib if I said I didn't break out the tiniest of smirky grins when Erin went down in defeat. Nothing personal, E. Yeah, right.     

[Erin Lee]

Well what can i say? You've seen how it ended and the cowardly sneak attack Kate landed on my kitty. You have also now seen that Daniel is a dog, nice twist in the story there don't ya think?

The applause for this poll goes to Kate, it was her idea, her inventiveness and her devious mind that came up with it. She won the poll and Daniels faithfulness, well deserved in my opinion.

No doubt my loss will make certain people happy, but the result isn't the be all and end all for me. I enjoy the back and forth of a good fight, the result is just icing on the cake....hmmmm, this is my third cake in a row with no icing, but i'm still smiling.

Now where did i put those ice packs?    *wanders off muttering*

[marlu Queen]

Be careful Kate... Daniel could change owners in future fights... My congratulations for a great fight between bitches

[DemonicGriever8O8]

WHAT!?
BY ONE!?

That's fucking bullshit!
Goddamn. Good fight anyway.

[DemonicGriever8O8]