*Takes a seat at the back of the room and has a quick snooze while everyone listens to Bella's ...i'm gonna say fantasy, could be a dream, could be a deep seated desire. Who knows...wake me when she finishes.*
*Wakes....did she finish yet?*
So, as i feared, a shoulder to her gut followed by my attempt to trap her legs and drop her onto the floor didn't stop the yap. It could even have made it worse. I came for a fight and instead i'm hearing the condensed works of Billy Shakespeare, or something along those lines cos to be perfectly honest, i zoned out when she took her first breathe.
While i'm being honest and i want you to all understand this in no way is a slight on my cuz who i hate dearly, but i kinda got lost in the tangle of words, so, did i manage to drop her or did she stay upright? And was the bit where we ended up on our sides a flight of fancy or what really happened?
So, i have a dilemma, where do i pick the story up from. I don't want to appear super but equally i don't want to throw myself to the floor screaming, shouting and crying. You see my problem.
Sooo, what i'm going to do is take a stroll around the room and see where it takes me.
I mean, if my cuz did in fact hit the deck i could be over to her quick as ya like, grab her hair, drag her to her feet and toss her across the room.
If in fact my shoulder charge drove her backwards but didn't take her to the floor then i would approach more warily, like as not go for her hair anyway, then again maybe not.
So my dear cuz...over to you.