[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Far, far away in a place where time and space have no meaning. Old man Geoff has returned from his coffee break and his censoring in tray is overloaded with paperwork. He looks down on the mortal realm and sees me and Ali laying together in the mud. With Ali beneath me, I continue to make mud angels.  Old man Geoff is lost for words, then he catches up on all the bad duck jokes. He mutters to himself:

“Just wait until those young whippersnapper’s get the bill for all this censorship! It will drive them quackers…Oh look I made a funny! Haha”.

Me and Ali both raise our right hands and give old man Geoff the newest member of team bad joke the thumbs up. However with that business attended too, me and Ali really needed to pay more attention to each other. Which you do when you dump a handful of mud onto my kitty and squeeze. It was the weirdest the most icky sensation of my life, actually that’s not true. A certain slut’s perfume at the Halloween party really made me want to vomit and when mixed with her natural scent which frankly dripped onto the floor every time she took a step. The overall effect was a combined scent that would assault your nostrils and make you feel as if someone had just walked all over your grave. So yes, while the mud was icky… I’ve experienced worst tonight.

Still with you beneath me and with your head resting on my shoulders, it was not too unpleasant. But of course the old saying of all good things once again rings true and we end up grappling and rolling around in the mud. With both of us nearing exhaustion, we were quite content to have our bodies slip and slide together. By my reckoning we both have just enough strength for one final huge throw of the dice, question is when will the dice roll? Still while we maybe conserving our physical strength, our verbal attacks go into hyperdrive.

“Ali you fucking concubine whore! I’m going to leave you so fucked tonight, you will think we just spent the night together in Bangkok!” I scream in a rage

You respond by grabbing hold of my right breast and squeezing it in your hand.

“Arghhh I hate you whore!” I screech as I grab hold of your right breast and squeeze too.

[Erin Lee]

I came to a decision about whom to vote for and the name of the lucky recipient of my vote is...*drum roll* Kate the Devil in Heels.

Now i do have to say at this point that Ali is a fabulous writer, it takes two fabulous writers to make an excellent and readable catfight and here we have two of the very best.

I hope when they have licked their wounds they will treat us to another episode of this riveting rivalry

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

I came to a decision about whom to vote for and the name of the lucky recipient of my vote is...*drum roll* Kate the Devil in Heels.

Now i do have to say at this point that Ali is a fabulous writer, it takes two fabulous writers to make an excellent and readable catfight and here we have two of the very best.

I hope when they have licked their wounds they will treat us to another episode of this riveting rivalry

Me and Ali will definitely be seeing each other again

And thanks for the vote of confidence Erin.

Xoxo
Kate

[Alifightz]

I came to a decision about whom to vote for and the name of the lucky recipient of my vote is...*drum roll* Kate the Devil in Heels.

Now i do have to say at this point that Ali is a fabulous writer, it takes two fabulous writers to make an excellent and readable catfight and here we have two of the very best.

I hope when they have licked their wounds they will treat us to another episode of this riveting rivalry

  After I have licked my wounds and sought out an infusion of Borg nanites I will surely admit that Kate is and excellent partner and rival in crafting a silly and rather damaging catfight story.  giggles. 

Me and Ali will definitely be seeing each other again

And thanks for the vote of confidence Erin.

Xoxo
Kate

[Alifightz]

AARRGGGHHH  you imp slut I hate you more!  Bangkok is breathing a sigh of relief since you're not coming to defile every kok in Bangkok.  And eat all the tacos too!  And the poor ducks!!"  Then we throw the dice...at each other.  First it's one tit.  then both.  Then it a head rolling mauling of both tits as we scream at each other.  We grab each other's dwindling supply of hair and pull each other to our feet by it each taking another thudding splat of knee between the legs.  Then the slaps are traded heads turning until we are staggering, panting and half-sobbing near the rose bushes.  Too near  "Oh you dirty...dirty...you...Otaku!  You wouldn't dare!" I hiss...

[sherry]

After Kates critique of my singing voice i'm inclined to vote for Ali...just sayin

Who are you kidding.
Your such a drama Queen looking for attention
Update she voted for kate as that was always her intention. No guts as usual.
If you want attention why don’t you grab TC by the hand and take him behind the bushes and shag him.

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

After Kates critique of my singing voice i'm inclined to vote for Ali...just sayin

Who are you kidding.
Your such a drama Queen looking for attention
Update she voted for kate as that was always her intention. No guts as usual.
If you want attention why don’t you grab TC by the hand and take him behind the bushes and shag him.

Ok, if this comment was a legitimate attempt by Erin to be a drama queen? Then omg, Erin your attempt at drama sucked!

If you really want to learn how to be a drama queen, you should become Sherry’s apprentice.

As honestly being a drama queen is the only skill this bitch has! Every time I engage in a fun activity which I genuinely hope the community, well most of the community enjoys. You’ve seemingly got to make an appearance and spread negativity, but why Sherry? Why?

Is your life so lacking? Are you really that pathetic? Well all evidence to date strongly suggests yes you are!

Honestly I pity you, seriously take a chill pill and stop being such a Monica.

[Bella13]

After Kates critique of my singing voice i'm inclined to vote for Ali...just sayin

Who are you kidding.
Your such a drama Queen looking for attention
Update she voted for kate as that was always her intention. No guts as usual.
If you want attention why don’t you grab TC by the hand and take him behind the bushes and shag him.

 Not to be rude to the people in the poll  but why  are you here?
It's clear you don't like Kate or Erin or care about ruining the  work or fun of others so why post?

So this is not a totally wasted post I voted for Ali to hopefully invite and encourage her to the message board arena lol

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

After Kates critique of my singing voice i'm inclined to vote for Ali...just sayin

Who are you kidding.
Your such a drama Queen looking for attention
Update she voted for kate as that was always her intention. No guts as usual.
If you want attention why don’t you grab TC by the hand and take him behind the bushes and shag him.

 Not to be rude to the people in the poll  but why  are you here?
It's clear you don't like Kate or Erin or care about ruining the  work or fun of others so why post?

So this is not a totally wasted post I voted for Ali to hopefully invite and encourage her to the message board arena lol

I don’t blame you…Ali is awesome

Xoxo
Kate

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Ali; Oh beautiful Ali you should never ever say these words to me:

“Oh you dirty...dirty...you...Otaku!  You wouldn't dare!" You hiss

However your not being fair are you Ali! You’re lying aren’t you! And people call me the Devil! The truth is while you protest about the idea of me hurling you into the overgrown rose bushes. You have your right leg hooked around my left calf, you have one hand pulling on what is left of my hair while your other hand is grasping at my right wrist.

You may not want to end up in the rose bushes, but you’re absolutely determined that I do! Old man Geoff is so concerned he shouts out:

“Ladies! Please end this madness!”

Meanwhile Erin has put away her gin and is transfixed on our struggle, as is Bella. These two maybe my friends…hmm actually friends maybe too strong a word. Best frenemies, definitely best frenemies. Even still they yearn to see us both go in and what the hell, who am I to deny them!

With both of us trying to hurl each other into the overgrown rose bushes, there was only ever going to be one outcome…we both go in!

We hurl each other deep inside the rose bushes, hundreds of thorns skewer our skin and scratch our bodies at the same time. The pain overwhelms us both and we just fall and lay in silence amongst thorns and fallen foliage of autumn. With the rain falling and thunder still ringing, we remain silent. Could this really be the end of our fight?

Erin goes to Bella and says:

“We really need to do something, this is madness!”

Bella nods in agreement and in a vintage display of Bella, she say’s:

“Right, I’ll go and find a gardener… those poor roses need help!”

An exasperated Erin was about to admonish Bella when she unexpectedly hears:

“Ali you fucking concubine whore! You’ll pay for this you insane bitch!”

With signs of movement from both of us, Erin and Bella refocus their attention on the overgrown rose bushes. In fact so excited were they…Bella starts filming a TikTok!

[Alifightz]

After Kates critique of my singing voice i'm inclined to vote for Ali...just sayin

Who are you kidding.
Your such a drama Queen looking for attention
Update she voted for kate as that was always her intention. No guts as usual.
If you want attention why don’t you grab TC by the hand and take him behind the bushes and shag him.

 Not to be rude to the people in the poll  but why  are you here?
It's clear you don't like Kate or Erin or care about ruining the  work or fun of others so why post?

So this is not a totally wasted post I voted for Ali to hopefully invite and encourage her to the message board arena lol

Hi Bella.  Thank you for your vote!  <kiss>  Whatever the outcome, Kate and I are having a blast you know, destroying each other.  Giggle.  As for Sherry. Let her stew in her own disdain.  Perhaps she enjoys solitude.  Ignore list.  But I did like TC's post, not gonna lie! 

[Alifightz]

We both lie there stunned for several seconds.  My leg is still draped across Kate's.  Bella and Eric are lost in their concern for the rosebushes when Kate's vice rings out...well, maybe not a ringing so mush as a ripping through the tormented air. "Ali you fucking concubine whore.  You'll pay for this you insane bitch!"  Then there is silence as we both lie there, still processing the dozen of painful little pricks just in our shapely backsides alone.  Well, Kate may have had dozens of pricks in her backside before...but not like this.  "Kate you stupid IMP WHORE!!  I'll RUIN you for this no matter what!"  The with our declarations made we turn to each other intending to be ruthless.  But it's a slow move toward each other.  Moving slow hissing in pain.  then we get to what's left of each other's hair and now  its digging and tearing like never before as we strive to bald each other even more.  Also the cries curses and sheiks have picked up in volume as tufts start to fly and bodes writhe going deeper into the roses rather than out.  My back and butt are now covered with little cuts where once the skin was smooth.  My eyes are closed as I cry out tears in my eyes as the tufts of hair drop to the roots of the devil roses.  I clap and hand to Kat'es ass and dig at the cuts I know are there pulling at the cheek opening up a new target fo the thorns!   

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

It has been several minutes since I called out:

“Ali you fucking concubine whore! You’ll pay for this you insane bitch!”

Since then I’ve been contemplating the insanity of what I and Ali have brought upon each other. Hurling each other’s naked bodies into the middle of an overgrown rose bush is an experience I never care to repeat. Despite the obvious and intense pain of what feels like a thousand thorns slicing into my body, I lay in silence and I don’t dare move. However despite my situation I note the silence coming from you and deduce that your situation is the same as mine. Many more minutes pass until finally I hear you screech a blood curdling scream:

“Kate you stupid IMP WHORE!!  I'll RUIN you for this no matter what!"

That was what I needed, on hearing your words I knew I had to fight on. I call upon every ounce of strength I have; as I gingerly and carefully move my body. I turn to face you, to fight you. I close my eyes as the danger is far to real, I rely on my other senses to find you. As you no doubt rely on yours to find me. We eventually grab each other by what remains of our hair and we pull. As we pull we move our bodies together, it’s at that moment Bella calls out:

“Oh my fucking god! Are those two bitches really going to catball in the middle of that briar patch?”

So shocked is Bella she takes a swig from Erin’s gin bottle which is unusual for Bella, as she hates gin. Naturally her boldness is rewarded by a slap to the back of her head from Erin who herself is transfixed on the sight in front of her.

I lose track of time and I have no idea how long me and Ali pull on each other’s hair, however in between the weeping and thunder. Both of us rip out more tufts of each other’s hair…until at last we reach for each other’s scalp and find nothing of substance we can pull on. The emotional shock of this moment rocks us both and we both rage and viciously and recklessly rake our nails across each other’s faces.

But then just as suddenly we both stop and we just sob, as our hands reach out and we gingerly inch our bodies even closer together. However even in this moment we both attack. I feel your hand slap my ass and as you open me up, the thorns find a new target and new ways to torture me. The pain was incredible, I want to scream yet fear is keeping my silent. Meanwhile I find the comfort of your right shoulder which I immediately sink my teeth into as I finally complete our catball and scissor us together, a movement which your instinctively mirror. But as we do we capture between us a particular thorny and old branch, its thorns invade us and we both scream in pain:

“ARGH YOU BITCH, YOU FUCKING BITCH…I HATE YOU CONCUBINE!”
“ARGH YOU BITCH, YOU FUCKING BITCH…I HATE YOU IMP”

[Alifightz]

Well, it IS a new experience being invaded by an old thorny branch.  I could do without it though.  OEPN YOUR LEGS!!  NOW YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED?  OPEN YOUR LEGS!" I cry out.  Amazingly you giggle around your teeth as they dig into my shoulder.  I just snarl and bite down on your ear.  and you  you..GRIND!!  OMG!!  "CRAZY FUCKING IMP!!!"  I grind back.  Of course.  And one hand slips between us clawing at your left tit.  Why not?  My other hand claws along your ass looking for the rosebud.  I want to laugh maniacally.  Bella has just said it'n nice that they're sharing the flowers.  The hollow boom I hear next tells my that Erin has smacked her head again.   

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

We interrupt this catfight for breaking news! Stunned by the developments Old Man Geoff has left his desk to attend an emergency AA meeting. Geoff a devout Christian and family man has secretly been knocking back Erin’s gin during this catfight and has utterly pickled himself! Between Stormbolt’s play list and the insane antics of Kate and Ali, Geoff has taken to drink for the first time in his long and happy life. We pray Geoff finds the help he needs…Now on with the catfight

With the old thorny branch where no old thorny branch has gone before we continue to “Checks notes” Grind together. This new level of pain is something I have never experienced before and frankly I hope to never again. While I bite your shoulder I feel your hand claw at my breast while your other hand (Inspired by Bella) decides to do a little gardening of your own, as you seek out my rose bud!

While I scream in pain you laugh maniacally:

“ARGH OW, OW, FUCKING CONCUBINE WHORE - CXNT!!”

“MUHAHA - HAHA - YAY - YOU FEEL THAT YOU FUCKING IMP? NOW CRY BITCH, CRY FOR ALI - HAHA!!!”

In between my screams of pain; tears mixed with laughter emanate from me. Yes, this fight has turned me quite insane. Still my left hand reaches for your own rose bud, while with my right I thrust my talons deep into your chest. I dig my nails into the flesh of your left tit and viciously attack your nipple. As I too enter my insane villain arc:

“HAHA - ALI YOU FEEL THAT? DID IT FEEL GOOD BITCH? NOW CRY FOR ME ALI, CRY FOR ME YOU DIRTY FUCKING CONCUBINE!!!”

Meanwhile a visually stunned Erin looks at her near empty Gin bottle and the pile of empty bottles by her feet and says:

“Looks like I picked a hell of a week to give up drinking. Oh well what’s a girl to do…Igor (Bella) fetch some more Gin from the cart!”