[lexibabe]

finally broke down and voted for Kate,

tho if possable I would give each half of my  measles. little vote

both were. fantastic.. thanks for. a fun poll

[Alifightz]

There has been a further development in the story of old man Geoff.  The AA chapter he attended has dissolved into a gin swilling revelry now the the infernal i pod has shown clips of Ali and Kate's now famous catfight.  That chapter in now the Church of Latter Day Free Catfights.  Supplies of gin in the area are struggling to meet demand.  We now return you to our floral themed catfight.
    ROSEBUDS!!  That's what Kate and I were both clawing our way toward as we both still insanely ground our nether regions against each other and the thorny old branch in a spiteful attempt to shred each others'  um  nethers.  Now our fingers hooked into our rosebuds and we pinched.  I screams as Kate's talons sink into my tit and I twist my nails hard into her left tit thumbnail digging hard for her nipple.  Screams of IMP and CONCUBINE fill the air along with crazed laughter and sobs as we reach the end of our catfight...

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

finally broke down and voted for Kate,

tho if possable I would give each half of my  measles. little vote

both were. fantastic.. thanks for. a fun poll

Thanks Lexi

And yes, Ali has been superb.

Xoxo
Kate xx

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

With Old man Geoff having converted his AA meeting into the “The Church of Latter Day Free Catfights” a new cult had entered the world. Dedicated to swilling copious amounts of Gin and their saint “Erin of Lee”, this new cult takes the local community by storm. However like most religious the churches it soon experienced a schism. A small but dedicated following started to worship “Bella of dig, dig me a hole”. The infernal iPod became an religious relic to be fought over and during all the fighting and drunken ritual…the infernal iPod vanished without trace!

Each side naturally blamed the other and as we speak the local populace is arming themselves for war. Well the women are, the men folk (Including Old Man Geoff) are sat on their arses in the local bar.

But enough about that malarkey…let’s focus on me and Ali. With both myself and Ali gone completely insane (A Wibble), we lance each other’s tit’s with our nails…while with our dominant right hand we attempt to prune each other’s rosebud! Meanwhile that thorny branch caught between us shreds us in a way neither was prepared for. We both scream and howl is agony, yet at the same time we both laugh manically. While our pulled out hair blows around us in an almost magical way (A Wibble).

You scream and laugh:

“ARGHHH MUHAHA FUCK YOU IMP, FUCK YOU!”

Meanwhile I scream and laugh:

“Ow, Ow, Owwww, HA - A WIBBLE! SCREAM CONCUBINE, SCREAM FOR YOUR MISTRESS KATE YOU FUCKING WHORE! - A Wibble”.

It’s at this moment an eagled eye Bella spots an important detail, she points at us both and says:

“Look their eyes, they’re slowly rolling backwards into their heads!”.

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

To Alifightz,

You were amazing.
You were astonishing.
You were astounding.
You were awe-inspiring.
You were based.
You were beautiful.
You were breathtaking.
You were brilliant.
You were cool.
You were dope.
You were enchanting.
You were excellent.
You were exceptional.
You were exquisite.
You were extraordinary.
You were fabulous.
You were fantastic.
You were formidable.
You were fun.
You were great.
You were impressive.
You were incredible.
You were intense.
You were magnificent.
You were majestic.
You were marvelous.
You were mind-blowing.
You were outstanding.
You were phenomenal.
You were remarkable.
You were spectacular.
You were splendid.
You were stunning.
You were superb.
You were terrific.
You were wonderful.

Oh and finally…

*I Hugz the stuffing out of you*

Thank you Ali 

Xoxo
Kate

[lexibabe]

finally broke down and voted for Kate,

tho if possable I would give each half of my  measles. little vote

both were. fantastic.. thanks for. a fun poll

Thanks Lexi

it would not have been fair to give either 1/2  case of my measles, since their both suffering from a case of full blown. cooties


And yes, Ali has been superb.

Xoxo
Kate xx

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Congratulations Ali

Xoxo
Kate xx

[Alifightz]

At this point. as my eyes roll back and I cling desperately to being conscious and not wishing to be...ugh..."FCUK YOU YOU IMP TRASH  SQUEAL FOR ME!!"  I rake my nails out of her rosebuds as she rips her nails free of mine, our work done,  Nails spear into both of my breasts and I claw back at her.  "YOU>>>>YOU....WIBBLE!"  I laugh once more like a maniac I lash out with an uppercut to Kate's jaw.  I've put everything I have left into it and I slump back having delivered it.  My body a temple to pain now. 

[Alifightz]

To Alifightz,

You were amazing.
You were astonishing.
You were astounding.
You were awe-inspiring.
You were based.
You were beautiful.
You were breathtaking.
You were brilliant.
You were cool.
You were dope.
You were enchanting.
You were excellent.
You were exceptional.
You were exquisite.
You were extraordinary.
You were fabulous.
You were fantastic.
You were formidable.
You were fun.
You were great.
You were impressive.
You were incredible.
You were intense.
You were magnificent.
You were majestic.
You were marvelous.
You were mind-blowing.
You were outstanding.
You were phenomenal.
You were remarkable.
You were spectacular.
You were splendid.
You were stunning.
You were superb.
You were terrific.
You were wonderful.

Oh and finally…

*I Hugz the stuffing out of you*

Thank you Ali 

Xoxo
Kate

  Not fair!  You've taken all the superlatives!  Pouts.  Oh well while I sit here still blushing like and Anime schoolgirl so hard I'm considering changing my name to AKane, all I can say is you were wonderful and awesome.  And the infernal i-pod?  My guess it's on a pilgrimage to improve it's playlist.  Maybe it thought of Kate and got hold of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM&list=RDv2AC41dglnM&start_radio=1

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

We both cling on to consciousness, as our eyes feel heavy and begin to roll back into our skulls. Soon it will be lights out for the both of us! As the pain threatens to overwhelm our bodies and minds. You scream in my face:

“FUCK YOU YOU IMP TRASH  SQUEAL FOR ME!!"

We both instinctively stop pruning each other’s rosebud, our nails have done their job most admirably. Yet there is still more work for our nails as we both thrust them into each other’s chests. We both sob, laugh and cry out in pain and pleasure as our collective psychosis takes over. You scream out at me:

“YOU>>>>YOU....WIBBLE!"

Then follow up with an uppercut that connects sweetly to my chin. My eyes close on impact and I slump backwards into the overgrown rose bush. I convulse uncontrollably and unconsciously on the ground, meanwhile you barely keep conscious yourself as you laugh manically. Then ten minutes later Bella arrives with the gardener and some much needed pruning sheers.

[Alifightz]

I'm sobbing and giggling in the Rosebush. looking down on you passed out in the mud.  "What's the matter, sweet Imp?  No smart ass remark now, huh?"  I giggle some more until the Gardener arrives.  He curses us both for the damage done to his roesbushes.  Then he cuts me out and I spill out and sprawl over you, as totally wrecked as you ore.  "I...I win.."  I claim. Then my eyes roll back and I pass out.  Out...not away..hisssssss!!

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Free from the horror of the rose bushes and a little too excited by your richly deserved victory, you eventually pass out on top of me. The gardener and Bella shrug their shoulders as they pull us both out of the rose bushes and place us in Erin’s tent to dry off. Incidentally while me and Ali dry off, Erin who has been guzzling gin for most of the night is drying off too.

*Many hours later*

It is 10:00am the next day and the suns light has finally found us. You awake first and the pain is unbearable…

“ARGH, FUCK, FUCK WHAT THE HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT!!”

You feel even worse when you catch your reflection in a mirror hanging in Erin’s tent - you’re a wreck! But then again so am I and now it’s my turn to wake up. I scream out:

“ARGH OW OW OWWW! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT? WAS I DRINKING FURNITURE POLISH?”.

Then I catch my own reflection in Erin’s mirror and I giggle. Enraged you scream:

“IMP WHAT THE FUCK? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN US? WHY YOU LAUGHING BITCH?”

I simply smile at you and say:

“Don’t worry, I’ve got this!”

With a new day, my power is restored…so with a click of my fingers I fully restore myself, then I restore slaughter Mansion. But I add to the mansions door a sign that reads “PLEASE KNOCK - NO FUCKING STRANGERS AND DYNAMITING THE DOOR LIKE A DEMENTED WHORE”. I then click my fingers and restore the rose bushes. It’s at this point I turn to you. You look at me and ask:

“Kate, what the hell? How?”

I smile at you and say “it’s a kind of magic” and music fills the tent:

https://youtu.be/0p_1QSUsbsM?si=YObwllhW-fVwFYqM

As the music plays I turn towards you and I curtsy and bow my head deeply towards you and say:

“My Mistress, Ali…Akane. Things are not supposed to work like this! I’m the taker of souls here but tonight you’ve taken mine”.

I click my fingers again and I restore my wings, I take to the air and I hover one meter in the air above you. I look down and smile at my insane let lovable concubine. I click my fingers and I restore you back to full health and I even change your outfit to something more suitable for a journey home. I ready myself to leave but stop to say this:

“Bangkok next weekend Akane? The four seasons - room 666. I hope to see you there?”

[Alifightz]

My heart is racing still from seeing myself torn apart by the crazy imp hovering in front of me.  Then I do a double take.  The pain is gone, my hair is back and I'm dressed..with rugged shoes and hiking shorts and even a backpack.  I gaze up at you inviting me to Bangkok.  I blink as you call me Akane and blush accordingly.  "ok you crazy imp.  Mistress huh? I like the sound of that.  Bangkok Four seasons. room 666.  I won't forget.  And...some things are legal there...so keep that left horn ready."  I giggles and blush, wondering what I've gotten into. 

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

We both giggle and blush in unison but as we do so I dart down out of the sky and steal a kiss before heading off at speed towards the Pacific Ocean.

*Dear Readers Mutter*

“The bitch is going the wrong way again! Atlantic, you need to cross the Atlantic you fool!

But it was too late, as I head off in the wrong direction and inadvertently I take the scenic route home.

(Well that’s me done and thanks to everyone who voted. Especially those who probably voted more than once! Alifightz has been an amazing partner and I can’t wait for our next adventure. A brilliant writer, a fantastic sense of humour she has been in my opinion the standout star of this Halloween period. I can’t wait to see who she fights next and yes, I will be watching on seething with jealousy - Kate xx)

[Alifightz]

Thanks to everyone who voted.  I was surprised at the results.  I thought Kate was doing a wonderful job of shredding  me.  lol  Kate has been a wonderful partner is this epic catfight and I hope we tangle again.  *Boob smashing hug coming Kate's way!