I remember Womens Extreme Wrestling during the mid 2000s. It was on Sunshine network here in Central Florida at 3am probably for a reason - it was so bad no one wanted to watch it. Yeah a few future good wrestlers came out of there like Mickie James and a few others. Their top star what I remember was a girl named GI Ho, who if brought to the WWE would make Kelly Kelly and Vicky Guererro look good. It seemed like a lot of matches involved those fat hill billies in mixed matches - Davey May and his inbred relatives that were all about 400 lbs.
Yes , WEW , I bet this could be a whole new topic in itself , I had the same thing here where it was on at 3am & their site said it was because it they were so erotic & extreme , they could only be on on that side of midnight .
The show was horrible , I taped it & watched it in the morning , fast forward as it was not even worth the time watching it in normal time .
These people had NO CLUE to what they were doing & as Boeing stated , yes , GI Ho was 1 of their top girls & she could not wrestle a lick & had some lame ass Leg Drop as her finisher .
Don't forget , they also had that little mutant , Tai killer Weed , who was all of 5ft tall that they had as 1 of their top girls as well , just because she came out drinking little a pre ODB , only prettier , but she wasn't a good wrestler either .
The show had alot more faults though , alot more , as mentioned , they had green girls who barely knew what a headlock was defeating more veteran girls like in the match with the guitar I mentioned , STUPID , let's see here , welcome the what's a headlock Good Girl , Valentina , & her opponet , led to the ring by her manager , The Sound Guy , Trinity .
Ok , Trinty kicks Valentina's ass pretty much & powerbomb's her for what should be the pin , but Trinity pulls her up out of it as the Sound Guy enters the ring with his Guitar & then slams it over his own girl's head , ko'ing her , Valentina is still a dead slug on the mat by the way , it wasn't as if Trinity brought her up & was holding her for a Guitar shot & Valentina found a way to duck , no , she was on the mat like a dead slug as mentioned , then slowly gets up & brings Trinity up & after spending 10 years after trying to remember how to do a DDT , she finally remembers & gives Trinity a DDT & covers her where the ref , makes the 1-2-3 while looking away like looking at the pile will blind her or something & then the Sound Guy helps Valentina up , Gongrats her on her win , then helps his girl up & says oops i'm sorry & then they hug WHAT THE FUCK .
Another one , Thsi match is set for 1 fall , introducing 1st , the Heel , being led by her manager , Donald Dipshit , Big Chick Diesel & her opponent , being led to the ring by The Retarded retard , Sweet Cream Pie .
Cream Pie circles the ring & high fives the fans & poses for pics as Mr Dipshit & Chick Diesel beat up the retard who sells his beatdown retardly as Cream Pie still greets the fans a bit longer before moving in & covering her crying retarded manager up until chick Diesel brings her up by the hair , whips her into the corner & Corner Splashes her & then Chick Diesel & Danny Dipshit leave WHAT THE FUCK , I thought this was going to be a match , look people , 1st , Chick Diesel easily defeats / creams Cream Pie & as Retard goes into the ring to check on his defeated girl , then then then then , mr Dipshot can beat him up .
Next point , Papa Mae , 400 lbs of comedy relief , teamming with his 100 lb son to face Barrooom Barbie , 2 on 1 , & during the match , the 120 lb Barbie gets Splashed about 6 times but still wins in the end by pinning little Davey Mae , the 100 lb son , WHAT THE FUCK , people , when a 120lb girl gets CRUSHED by a 400 lb guy , she falls to mat with " possible major internal injuries " & is easily pinned , she does not take 6 of these spalshes & still wins in the end , she steals the win by not getting Splashed & having Papa miss a splash & hit scrawny Davey instead , Hello .
As I said , I can go on forever with this fed so i'll stop here for now & save more for later , but 1 last thing about which I hated , a huge cardinal rule in my book , NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER GO OFF THE AIR WITH A MATCH " STILL IN PROGRESS " these idiots did it every damn week
