*Holding my gorgeous Thai princess as I step in front of her, facing the jealous Tramps, shielding Thai with my big butt* Look you witches! LEAVE MAY ALONE!!!

I'm so sorry you have to deal with this darling! If you notice, my butt smells and you might pass out soon from noxious fumes
Wow! LMFAO!
Ya found that funny? Yeesh, sure doesn't take a lot to make ya laugh...
Hey Junkee, since ya like funny stuff, wanna hear a joke?
Eva.
Wanna hear another joke?
The Tramps are better than the Silks.
LMAO right? Right? 

Why did Tiffany TipToe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills

How do you keep Tiffany busy? write flip on both sides of a sheet of paper

Why did Tiffany stick her Iphone in the blender? She was trying to make apple juice

Tiffany, Hide-Y and Stevie walk into a building... good grief, you think one of them would have seen it

*Standing off to the side of the stage, surveying the quiet, embarrassed audience warily.*
"Well..that's Eva everybody! Let's all give her a round of applause!"
*Silence. You could hear a pin-drop, and two crickets fucking.*
"Err.. well, she'll be here all week! Sadly.." *under my breath* "Gawd damnit, why did someone think it was a good idea to show her the "Blonde Jokes for Dummies" website? Ugh.. um, be sure to tip your waitresses, folks!