[Heidi Alexis Foster]

Omg Joni!!! I am speechless 

Don't think there's any comeback from that. That poor girl

[BarenakedRed]

Just a quick notice to you silks, don't expect to see Lacey around here anytime soon after what I just did to her

First Lisa, now Lacey. Okay, who's next

It was delicious. And she made such a comfy post-match seat cushion, too!

Lacey is hotter than you and Thigh Doll put together! Sorry!!

Unlike you airheads, I merit ability not looks

Wow... you merit ability .... so the fact that you're currently 0-2 against me AND less pretty must REALLY hurt!! 

Grrrrrrr... why, you little blonde Silk... *fume* Maybe *I* need to get you in the ring! And I'm sure my gorgeous little tag partner will get you next time!

[Thai Doll May]

Just a quick notice to you silks, don't expect to see Lacey around here anytime soon after what I just did to her

First Lisa, now Lacey. Okay, who's next

It was delicious. And she made such a comfy post-match seat cushion, too!

Lacey is hotter than you and Thigh Doll put together! Sorry!!

Unlike you airheads, I merit ability not looks

Wow... you merit ability .... so the fact that you're currently 0-2 against me AND less pretty must REALLY hurt!! 

You can only beat me when it's like 4 on 1 or something 

[Heidi Alexis Foster]

Just a quick notice to you silks, don't expect to see Lacey around here anytime soon after what I just did to her

First Lisa, now Lacey. Okay, who's next

It was delicious. And she made such a comfy post-match seat cushion, too!

Lacey is hotter than you and Thigh Doll put together! Sorry!!

Unlike you airheads, I merit ability not looks

Wow... you merit ability .... so the fact that you're currently 0-2 against me AND less pretty must REALLY hurt!! 

Grrrrrrr... why, you little blonde Silk... *fume* Maybe *I* need to get you in the ring! And I'm sure my gorgeous little tag partner will get you next time!

You and your loser partner should totally do a tag match with me and one of my hottie friends

[Goddess_Faith]

*eyes the potential of a Clique-related tag and purrs, wondering if a Free Agent is required?*

[Lil Tina]

<Knocking lightly on the door to the "Silk Stockings" lounge>  "Ummm, hello?"  Wearing my lil black dress and a pair of my fishnet stockings as I open the door and peer inside.  "Hmmmm....interesting"  I think to myself as I look around.  It certainly is everything I've heard about it...posh, sexy...perfect.  "Ummm, Heidi?  Anyone?  I was asked to come by about maybe joinin..." Frowning as I don't find anyone.  I grab a pen and scribble a note on some nearby pink stationary...."Sorry I missed y'all, but I LOVE yer place.  I'd love to talk about maybe joining the Silks when ya have time.    -Tina.   I kiss the bottom and leave an imprint of my red lipstick at the bottom of the page.    <Sigh>  "Guess I should go see what the other cliques hafta offer..."  I think to myself as I begin to leave...casting one last, lingering look over my right shoulder before closing the door.  

[Heidi Alexis Foster]

<Knocking lightly on the door to the "Silk Stockings" lounge>  "Ummm, hello?"  Wearing my lil black dress and a pair of my fishnet stockings as I open the door and peer inside.  "Hmmmm....interesting"  I think to myself as I look around.  It certainly is everything I've heard about it...posh, sexy...perfect.  "Ummm, Heidi?  Anyone?  I was asked to come by about maybe joinin..." Frowning as I don't find anyone.  I grab a pen and scribble a note on some nearby pink stationary...."Sorry I missed y'all, but I LOVE yer place.  I'd love to talk about maybe joining the Silks when ya have time.    -Tina.   I kiss the bottom and leave an imprint of my red lipstick at the bottom of the page.    <Sigh>  "Guess I should go see what the other cliques hafta offer..."  I think to myself as I begin to leave...casting one last, lingering look over my right shoulder before closing the door.  

*Finding Tina's note.... I blush a deep red.... beyond excited at the prospects of this legend becoming a stockings girl. Grabbing my phone I begin to text her*

"Tina darling, I am so , so THRILLED that you are considering becoming a stockings girl ! You are such a total legend around here the idea of fighting by your side is such an honor! That being said , I'm sure the losers of the other cliques are gonna try to tell you so much trash about us ...  as you know as a fellow hottie , there is no depth to which a jealous girl won't sink. I suppose that's the hardest part about being a stockings girl ... there are a LOT of haters... but... one thing they can't argue with is that we are without a doubt , the HOTTEST little club on all of fcf ... no one comes close... just look at our roster

Finally ... ummmmmmm... if there is anything  I can do .... personally ... to make it worth it for you ...  I can make the time to fulfill any fantasy you might have online  And like ... I'm down for like ANYTHING .... that's one thing Lexi and Joni are WAY to prudish to ever offer you ! *curtsies*

Hope we get to play soon,
Heidi

[BarenakedRed]

Just a quick notice to you silks, don't expect to see Lacey around here anytime soon after what I just did to her

First Lisa, now Lacey. Okay, who's next

It was delicious. And she made such a comfy post-match seat cushion, too!

Lacey is hotter than you and Thigh Doll put together! Sorry!!

Unlike you airheads, I merit ability not looks

Wow... you merit ability .... so the fact that you're currently 0-2 against me AND less pretty must REALLY hurt!!  

Grrrrrrr... why, you little blonde Silk... *fume* Maybe *I* need to get you in the ring! And I'm sure my gorgeous little tag partner will get you next time!

You and your loser partner should totally do a tag match with me and one of my hottie friends

You've got it... look your best, and bring the hottest partner you can, we will totally humble you!  

[Thai Doll May]

Just a quick notice to you silks, don't expect to see Lacey around here anytime soon after what I just did to her

First Lisa, now Lacey. Okay, who's next

It was delicious. And she made such a comfy post-match seat cushion, too!

Lacey is hotter than you and Thigh Doll put together! Sorry!!

Unlike you airheads, I merit ability not looks

Wow... you merit ability .... so the fact that you're currently 0-2 against me AND less pretty must REALLY hurt!!  

Grrrrrrr... why, you little blonde Silk... *fume* Maybe *I* need to get you in the ring! And I'm sure my gorgeous little tag partner will get you next time!

You and your loser partner should totally do a tag match with me and one of my hottie friends

You've got it... look your best, and bring the hottest partner you can, we will totally humble you!  

but if she brings her hottest partner then nobody's gonna notice her...

Nobody notices Heidi when she's in the ring with me anyway, Rylie

[lulufights]

Nobody notices Heidi when she's in the ring with me anyway, Rylie

That's because everybody's listening to the sound of your screams, May 

[Heidi Alexis Foster]

Nobody notices Heidi when she's in the ring with me anyway, Rylie

That's because everybody's listening to the sound of your screams, May 

 Oh my God! So true Lulu, nobody screams like May ! 

[Thai Doll May]

Nobody notices Heidi when she's in the ring with me anyway, Rylie

That's because everybody's listening to the sound of your screams, May 

 Oh my God! So true Lulu, nobody screams like May ! 

Shut up both of you!! As if either of you would know what my screams sound like 

[BarenakedRed]

Nobody notices Heidi when she's in the ring with me anyway, Rylie

That's because everybody's listening to the sound of your screams, May 

 Oh my God! So true Lulu, nobody screams like May ! 

Shut up both of you!! As if either of you would know what my screams sound like 

It's okay, sweetie... Heidi and her partner will be the ones screaming when we get them in the ring!

[Heidi Alexis Foster]

Nobody notices Heidi when she's in the ring with me anyway, Rylie

That's because everybody's listening to the sound of your screams, May 

 Oh my God! So true Lulu, nobody screams like May ! 

Shut up both of you!! As if either of you would know what my screams sound like 

It's okay, sweetie... Heidi and her partner will be the ones screaming when we get them in the ring!

Bring it skanks!

[Goddess_Faith]

If I might interrupt this trash talk followed by delayed action stuff...

I wanted to point out something that was posted on another thread, that I think would REALLY help the Clique Wars flourish (at least, for those members who use Trillian).

Trillian, unlike Yahoo, has the ability to create AND MAINTAIN a "Group Chat" environment that one can leave and return to at any time, once they've been in it once already (it stays on the Friend's list until one opts to remove it themselves). I don't know if a new entrant can read words and actions already spoken/taken (like in Chatzy), as I don't have enough experience with this feature yet, but irregardless, I feel it could really help make things interesting.

I figured it fitting irony to mention this on the Silks board as their love of the numbers advantage would potentially really work well with this option in place.

Just a thought, y'all can continue your haughty bickering back and forth, just lemme know if either side needs a pro ring veteran to help get some asses kicked. :-)