*With a muffled squeal I BURST out of Victoria's closet, landing onto the floor of her bedroom with a groan. Earlier she had KIDNAPPED me from my own lingerie shop! I'm still dressed in my sexy, slutty Nurse costume, complete with the mini-tutu around my shapely hips, thigh-high silk stockings and the cute Nurse cap on top of my tousled, disheveled platinum blonde mane. One of my red heels is missing, however. I'm trussed up tightly in a straitjacket, my legs tied together with many feet of rope, and a leopard print scarf gagging my mouth. I glance up, and realize she ain't here. I see her computer on the other side of the room. It's still on, and apparently she left her webcam open. I start wiggling and writhing toward it. After a few moments, I manage to get to the seat, and kneel up, plopping down heavily onto the chair in front of the computer. I shake my head hastily, and manage to push my scarf gag down my mouth using my tongue, letting it fall around my neck. I stare at the computer and notice that she has left my darling daughter Heidi some messages, and I lean forward and manage to use the tip of my nose to press down on the mouse so I can bring up her video chat again. Leaning back in the chair, I look frantically into the webcam and gasp,
"Heidi! Babygal, ya have to come rescue me! Victoria got the best of me and she kidnapped me! She got me earlier from my lingerie shop.. I thought I could teach her a lesson, AGAIN, but she managed to capture me, and-- OH! And Lacey, poor Lacey is still back at the shop as well, tied up in the back.. She got us good, my darling.. I'm hers now, she's holding me prisoner... Please, ya have to rescue your Mama..you're my only hope..OH NO, she's back!"
Suddenly, I hear a sound at the door of the bedroom. I turn around in my chair and gasp aloud as it opens--