It was time for the match #4 & the promoter / announcer asked if everybody was having fun & got a yes , but even if they weren't having fun , Jimmy & pals were because this was what they wanted & he proceeded to introduce the wrestlers for the next match , a Tag Team Match .
MATCH #4 -- FIFI & GIGI " THE SHOWGIRLS " VS THE BIG MOMMAS
Fifi & Gigi , the 2 Vegas Showgirls came out in almost the same exact outfits but in different colors , Fifi in peach & Gigi in blue & being the Showgirls they were , their bodies were indeed the total package as they high fived the fans making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 237 lbs & once in the ring , they each gave a stub to the announcer who called out 2 refs for the match , both of whom were women this time & then introduced their opponments , The Big Mommas , Big Mo & Big Moesha , 2 big black women who weighed together at a combined weight of 593 lbs as both were pushing close to 300 lbs each .
The Mommas entered the ring & went right after Fifi & Gigi . surprising the Showgirls with their speed in the ring as they were on them quickly , pushing them against the ropes & kneeing them in their mids a dozen times before walking them both to the middle of the ropes so they were side by side & sent them off the ropes where on their returns , the Showgirls both went up & over via High Back Body Drops & both having their bodies arch up in pain from the impact .
Once the bodies of the Showgirls settled , they were both brought to their feet & Bodyslammed to the mat , then both Mommas brought just Fifi up together & Slammed her ontop of Gigi , Fifi fallling off after the heavy impact & as soon as she fell off Gigi , the Mommas brought Gigi up together before she had a chance to catch any more air & they both Slammed her hard ontop of Fifi , Gigi falling off her partner after the impact as well , but she was piled right back ontop of Fifi after Mo & Moesha caught a little breather & with the Showgirls stacked on each other , Mo & Moesha stood over the pile & dropped their heavy weight down onto their chests & mid areas 5 times before pulling Gigi down onto the mat & then dragging Fifi to Gigi & piling her on Gigi & then the Mommas carried out 5 more Bonsai Drops before standing & taunting the crowd who wether or not they were enjoying what they were seeing , played along & boo'd the bad girls as Fifi & Gigi lay winded & lightly writhing as they were resembling the Southern Belles from GLOW , but in Showgirl costume .
Fifi & Gigi when stirring were both brought to their feet & whipped into the same corner , 1st Fifi & then Gigi , who crashed into Fifi & stood with their hot bodies stacked together again as 1st Mo charged in & Squashed them both & kept her weight on them as Moesha came charging in as Mo moved away in time so Moesha had the stacked Showgirls standing & ready for another Corner Splashing & after she did indeed Splash both of them , down they went , Gigi falling to the mat & Fifi falling down ontop of her & with them stacked yet again , Moesha stood over them & Bonsai Dropped her weight down onto them 3 times before stepping off & joining in with Mo in taunting the fans again , allowing some air back into the Showgirls who were still worse for wear .
Once Mo & Moesha sensed that Gigi & Fifi could be brought up for more & while they were able to but defenseless , it was Gigi who was 1st this time to be whipped into the corner & then had Fifi sent into her where they were stacked against each others form fitting bodies yet again as Moesha & Mo carried out yet another double Body Splash with them in the corner & down they went after Mo Crushed them & stepped aside & again they fell stacked onto each other , this time Gigi ontop of Fifi while face down as Mo this time stood over both Showgirls & dropped her weight down on both of them Bonsai Drop style 3 times as well & once Mo got off of them , Mo grabbed Gigi & Moesha moved in & grabbed Fifi & brought them to their feet & backed them into opposing corners & then turned , bashing their big butts into their mids 5 times , making both Showgirls slunch down onto their own sweet asses where Mo & Moesha then looked at each other in agreement & then gave Gigi & Fifi Stinkfaces for 15 secs & then switched as Gigi & Fifi just sat there coughing for air & a new scent , but the fresh air respute was brief as the Mommas moved back in & Stinkfaced their new targets again for 15 secs & then brought them up into Bodyslam positions , but gave them both Running Powerslams instead , leaving them close to each other where Mo & Moesha then put them the rest of the short way side by side & shoulder to shoulder as Big Mo ran off the ropes for momentum & Splashed both at the same time , crushing their chests & staying on them as Moesha then followed with a Big Splash herself , going low onto their mid areas not covered by Mo's big body , leaving pretty much only the heads , arms , & from the knees down to the feet of the showgirls exposed as most of their torsos were hidden under the almost 600 lbs of the Mommas as the 2 lady refs went in to count , but just as they were about to count , the Mommas told them to do a 10 count pin of they would crush them also & the refs did as told , 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 & that was it for the Showgirls .
Mo & Moesha stood & had their arms raised in victory & left the ring , meanwhile , Fifi & Gigi grabbed their chests & mids , holding their bodies in pain while trying to regain their wind & after about 2 mins , they were able to slowly roll out of the ring & walk to the back under their own power , holding each other for support as they still held their winded mids & chests with their other arms until they disappeared from site , making way for match # 5 .
MATCH # 5 -- THE LOLLIPOP KIDS VS TRAILER TRASH
The announcer was in the ring & announced the next match as another Tag match & as customary , introduced the good girls 1st , " they hail from London England & weigh a combuined 222 lbs , they are Lilly & Lola , the Lollipop Girls " & out came the English Cuties in cute bikinis & multi colored socks & living up to their name licking their muti colored swirl Lollipops & only made it halfway to the ring before their opponents , who were known as Widow Hawk & The Dirty White Girl " Trailer Trash " attacked them mid high fives with the fans , dropping them to their knees & the lollipops to the floor .
Widow & Dirty brought up the Cuties & grabbing them by their pigtails , Snap Mared them both forward towards the ring & then brought them back up again & with a handful of pigtails again , Snap Mared forward again closer to the ring & then another Snap Mare had them both at the rings edge where Widow & Dirty then brought the Cuties up & rammed their backs into the ringposts & then kept hold of them & rolled them into the ring & followed them in without hesitation & put he Cuties into dual Camel Clutches that within seconds had both English Girls slapping their submissions on the mat , but there was no ref in the ring since the stubs Lilly & Lola had were outside with their lollipops , so the promoter had 1 of his guys run towards the ring to be the ref & as he did , Widow & Dirty released the Camel Clutches they had on the Cuties & switched over to Boston Crabs that made Lilly & Lola again start tapping out just like that as the ref reached the ring & slid in & as he did , Widow & Dirty let go of the Crabs & walked aside as Lilly & Lola , although free , were still tapping out on the mat , but the ref couldn't do anything by that since there were no holds being put on the Cuties to tap out to now .
Widow & Dirty moved back in & grabbed Lilly & Lola by their long sexy legs & spread them out as they were still face down & gave them 3 hard kicks each into their womanhoods , making the cuties hold at their just kicked areas as they rolled around in pain & once the rolling slowed , they were booted onto their backs & as they held their palms up in the classic helpless jobber pose , Widow & Dirty met no defense as they Stomped away at the tits & mids of the hapless English Youngsters , giving them about 10 stomps to each tit & about 25 to their mids as the people watching boo'd loudly , unknown if it was from the bad girls dominance or the helplessness of the English Cuties , but after completeing the stompfest , Widow & Dirty brought the Lollipop Kids up & put them onto their shoulders , trapping their heads bent under 1 arm while bending their flexible bodies as much as they could with the other arm & ran forward & jumped down to the mat , wiping out Lilly & Lola with dual Death Valley Driver DDT's & then reminisent of the GLOW days , like Colonel Ninotchka , Widow & Dirty folded the long sexy legs of Lilly & Lola over their cute bodies & gave a bored look as they sat on their legs as the cover & the ref moved in & 1-2-3 & in a matter of mins , the Lollipop Kids were easily defeated .
Widow & Dirty gave the Cuties a few more stomps before leaving the ring while Lilly & Lola were assisted backstage by 2 security guys who walked the rubber legged English Girls to the back .
MATCH # 6 -- MINDY O'BRIEN VS " THE FEMALE BANSHEE " ROSIE WILDE
The next match was a battle of the Irish Ladies as introduced 1st was out good girl , from Shannon Ireland , Mindy O'brien , at 5'7 - 125 lbs & she headed to the ring without a fear of being attacked from behind like what had just happened to the Lollipop KIds & despite the numerous pleas for a little Riverdance Jig , but she continued to high five the fans & pose for pics with them instead until she got into the ring & handed the stub over to the announcer who called out the newest guest ref , another female , who entered the ring & Mindy decided to show her how to do a Riverdance Jig as her opponent , from Belfast Ireland , The Female Banshee , RosIe Wilde , was introduced & came out looking like she was a homeless wrestling person & did not exactly smell like a rose either as it was explained that she worked out all day when she had a match & never showered before going to the arena , or in this case tonight , the Frat House basement .
The bell rang to start it out & as the 2 went to lockup , Rosie let loose a big boot to Mindy's mid , doubling the sexy lass over where a High Knee Lift followed , putting Mindy on to her back & without missing a beat , Rosie dropped a knee hard down into the womanhood of Mindy , making her hold at her womanhood while kicking her feet from the pain .
Rosie lifted Mindy to her feet & scooped her up & gave her a Tossing Bodyslam , tossing her a few good feet across the ring & following up her slam by bringing Mindy right back up to her feet & Bodyslamming her agin , tossing her a few feet again & when Mindy slowly got to her knees , the Banshee ran towards her & gave her a Running Enziguri kick to the side of her head that put her down seeing stars .
Rosie taunted the crowd before lifting the redhead to her feet & tieing her arms up in the ropes & then trapping her legs under the bottom rope & teased the sexy lass for a moment & let out a Banshee like shriek & called out " Belfast Bombardement & then began to throw left & right punches to Mindy's wide open tits & mid , literally using her as a punching bag until the force from the punches made Mindy's arms finally come loose , but as they did , Rosie grabbed her hair & shoved her forward , making Mindy's head bounce off the mat hard since her legs were still trapped under the bottom rope .
Rosie yelled at the fans as the cobwebs cleared slightly from Mindy's head & moved back in on her & brought her to her feet & pulled her into her & Cloteslined her right back down to the mat & then placed her throat on the bottom rope & planted her knee across her back & choked her as Mindy helplessly kicked her legs for escape or air & when Rosie let go , Mindy just stayed draped over the rope while Rosie bounded off the ropes for momentum & when close enough , leapt into the air & crushed her knee down in between Mindy's shoulders , driving her throat back down hard into the ringrope & making her fall backwards back onto her back , grabbing at her throat & choking for air as Rosie again taunted the crowd .
Rosie brought Mindy to her feet & tussled with her sexy red hair to allow her legs to get under her a bit so Rosie could send her off the ropes & on her return , Rosie gave her a push up a bit , making Mindy fly forward & making her throat again crush against the top rope where she then stumbled backwards right into a Running Spinning Neckbreaker from Rosie , who then let out Banshee like shriek & brought Mindy up & put her into a suplex like position , but lifted her a bit higher & gave her a Jumping Brainbuster that left Mindy's body laying at awkward angles from Rosie's finisher that she called the Belfast Blast & Rosie just planted a knee across Mindy's chest as the ref was told to count & 1-2-3 & The Banshee had claimed another victim .
After the ring was cleared as the security guy again had to assist yet another defeated good girl to the back , it was time for the final match of the evening , but before the match came about the announcer let everyone know that a dvd of the matches would be made available for sale for $20 for all those who wanted a further memory of this night , all they had to do was sign up afterwards & when the dvd's were made , it would be COD & all the money made from the dvd sales would be going to charity to show that they weren't really that mean of people & that it was just a show , but when done , it was time to get the last match into the ring .
MATCH # 7 -- OCEAN WATCH VS THE SADISTIC SISTERS
" Your final match of the evening is a Tag Team Match & introducing 1st , from Malibu California , she is the Sexy Lifeguard , Sandy Beaches & her partner , the sexy Lifeguard from Venice Beach California , Summer Skies , & together , they are The Ocean Watch & out they came to a Beach Boys rift , like all Lifeguards , carrying their bouys as they high fived the fans as it was Sandy in her red bathing suit & Summer was in her blue bathing suit & both wearing boots the same color of their bathing suits & they greeted all they could before entering the ring & continued to be the bubbly California Girls as they stood in the ring all smiles expecting a victory as their jobs were all about fun & happy endings as their opponents were introduced as being hailed from wherever a backyard battle or ring sqirmish could be had , they are the Hardcore Hellcats , Sadie & Sally , The Sadistic Sisters .
Sadie & Sally came out wearing masks that had the sad faces with tears coming down on as they also carried Kendo Sticks as they made their way to the ring , taking mini swipes at the fans as they made their way to the ring talking smack on how they were going to go Sadistic on the Beach Bunnies .
The Sisters , who were not really real life sisters entered the ring & took off the sad masks & tossed them aside & then pointed the Kendo Sticks at the Beach Babes before putting them down on the mat & then began discussing on who would go 1st , which upon seeing them do so , the Beach Babes did as well , but as soon as they did began their discussion , Sadie & Sally charged at them & the Beach Babes were slow to react as Sadie & Sally quickly had them seperated & had them bent backwards over the ropes a bit where they gave them 5 hard chops to their chests & then with an in tune nod , both Sandy & Summer were Hair Beiled across the ring & when they got up & stumbled forward , Sadie & Sally Dropkicked them both to the mat & as they hed their chests , Sadie & Sally quickly picked up their Kendo Sticks & gave Summer & Sandy 3 hard whacks with them across their chests & then followed up by sticking the sicks into their throats & choked them both as Sandy & Summer had their feet banging on the mat as they were quickly in trouble .
Sadie & Sally stopped the choking after a good 45 secs & tossed the Kendo Sticks down to the mat & then taunted the crowd before yanking the Beach Girls to their feet & picked them up into Bodyslam positions , but instead of slamming them , they instead placed both of them outstretched over the top turnbackle & then with balled up forearms , bashed away for a good min into their chests & mids before stopping as the 2 Beach Babes remained stuck & strewn across the top turnbuckle as Sadie & Sally changed Beach Babes & resumed their chest & mid bashing for close to another minute & when done , they pulled their prey a bit so that they finally were free from the turnbuckle & fell to the mat onto their sides holding at their pained bodies , making it look very sexy to others while it was painful for them .
Sadie & Sally taunted the crowd for a brief moment after Sandy & Summer fell to the mat & with a yank of the hair , the Beach Babes were brought up & put into Bodyslam positions again , but again were not slammed , but instead , draped upside down over the top turnbuckle where Sadie & Sally picked up the Kendo sticks again & rammed the butt ends of them into the mids of Sandy & Summer 7 times before stopping to switch & rammed the butts of the sticks into their mids 7 more times & after stopping , the heels looked at each other & then " whack " as they slammed the working end of the Kendo Sticks down hard right into Sandy & Summers womanhoods & then they held up the sticks to get the fans booing them & then they put them down & ran past each other where they gave the still upside & helpless Beach Babes the dreaded Tree of Woe's that knocked them loose & had them fall back down to the mat .
The Sisters brought the Beach Babes up & put them into Full Nelsons & it took little time for 110% complete Ragdolling to take place as Sandy & Summer got rocked violently back & forth which would of usually be the end , but with a spectator acting as ref , he knew not to stop it , just do as told & watched with the rest until a bored Sadie & Sally tossed the Beach Babes to the mat & then repeatedly made different covers on the Lifeguards , the acting ref slapping his hand to the mat twice , but as soon as he raised his hand up for the 3 , Sadie & Sally broke off contact to stop the count , probably close to 10 false pins that did not happen .
Sandy & Summer , while still in deep pain & trouble were at the point where they could be brought back to their feet & were , being taken to opposing corners where Sadie & Sally whipped them into each other where Lifegaurd collided with Lifeguard in what in their terms would be known as a " wipeout " & again just lay out of it as Sadie & Sally yet again reclaimed their Kendo Sticks & brought Sandy & Summer to their feet & choked them both from behind & continued to do so as their arms went limp & so did their legs as it was the Kendo Sticks that was the only thing keeping Sandy & Summer up , but when bored , Sadie & Sally slowly dropped down , bring Sandy & Summer down onto their knees before taking the Kendo Sticks away & moved aside as both Sandy & Summer fell backwards with their shoulders down , but by doing so , still had their feet underneath their backs as they were out of it that way as Sadie & Sally got Sandy & Summer's Lifeguard Bouys & placed them on the mat & then brought up the Beach Babes , using alot of energy to do so since they were dead weight for the most part , but were able to measure them up & then with one leg kick movement , Sandy & Summer were both Spike DDT'd right onto their Bouys & laid out & were then booted onto their backs & while holding up the Bouys as a taunt , Sadie & Sally planted a foot on the chests of the Beach Babes & demanded a 10 count pin by the ref which could of easily been 100 or maybe even 1,000 as Sandy & Summer were out & the guy acting as ref did the easiest & funnest match ever as he slapped his hand to the mat 10 times as neither Beach Babe moved as the pin was finalized .
The Sadistic Sisters after hearing the bell after the ref's hand hit the mat a 10th time , 1st allowed the ref to raise their arms in victory , but before leaving , the Sisters decided to leave an unwelcomed good bye gift to the Beach Babes as they spent 30 secs bashing them some more , using their own Buoys against them before dropping them & leaving where mins later , the security guys had to carry Sandy & Summer away & now with the ring clear , it was the end of Jobber Jam , but not the end of the party .
