Well...as poor as Lisa does in all these things you wonder where she gets the energy to run her mouth...but then I forget she sleeps at the bottom of a bottle of Kentucky Fried Chicken Extra Crispy White Zinfandel
and....."My Michelle"...
Someone has definitely been hitting Mommy's medicine cabinet
You have enough trouble keeping up with your blankie....let alone "Your Michelle"
Lisa talks about 101 ways to knockout Michelle.....she neglects to say she's tried all 101 and yet to find one that works......but hey...I give her credit for showing up and trying
Oh Lisa.....raise your left hand will you???
Ok...now that's the one you use for your left jab......ok my dear? If you need more help...please...just ask....I'm always here for you
Oh Lisa...the boxing gloves are the one's hanging over the ring ropes over there....not the ones in the glove box of your car ....you keep getting those mixed up
Boxing gloves....boxing....not driving gloves...
I bring up gloves because last time Lisa tried to punch without some she broke a nail and we had to wait an hour for the manicurist to arrive before we could start again
And lastly Lisa......you better stay focused on me.....I'm pretty sure Sadie is way outta your league
PS you getting a plaster royalty?...you sure bring it up a lot? Maybe your considering plastic surgery? I realize plaster shouldn't wrinkle with time but isn't that a bit extreme? Good luck Lisa!!!
