[Michelle]

*looks over my shoulder and checks for the knife in my back*

Yeah.....ummmm......uh huh....you betcha.......now I know I'm in trouble

Lisa!!!   I need you to watch my back while I'm busy with Paula!!

Thanks L

I better find my kevlar...

[brainsandbooty]

*looks over my shoulder and checks for the knife in my back*

Yeah.....ummmm......uh huh....you betcha.......now I know I'm in trouble

Lisa!!!   I need you to watch my back while I'm busy with Paula!!

Thanks L

I better find my kevlar...

Hands Michelle a step ladder - little Lisa will need this to see your back hunni - shes kinda cute...but small.......I am busy putting my girls through a training routine for the "*other*" poll.......I have my eye on you in there as well hunni........and your manager......

[MisterSteel]

I'm wondering how Lexi is doing so well (possibly because she's the host???)

[Candee]

Much as it pains me, gotta go with the bitch from Philly.

[lexibabe]

once again  at the half way of a round...five  of these fights are so close
anyone can still advance.good luck to everyone.

[Michelle]

Thanks for that recap Prez Tramp!......if I can sneak by Paula I might be coming for you next

I'll let you in Michelle's House of Pain free.....

Just bring your own bottle ...

Oh...will you wash my hair?

[lexibabe]

yes,i'll wash you hair   and pamper you..just before i give you a whooping

[Michelle]

ooooohhh!...now that's what i'm talkin about!

We need to definitely talk   LOL

But will you respect me after I beat you?   i know i will after you wash my hair

btw....I use a special creme rinse.....watch the heat on the blow dryer.....those things just ruin your hair...

[lexibabe]

you will need to bring a special creme that regrows hair  after i'm finished with you...

[Michelle]

Damn you people are really getting testy in here!   LOL

A girl can't even get a good creme rinse anymore.....

Gees...and I would have brought the wine too!  Red or white?

btw...your ends could use a little trim......

I'll fix those for you when your on the ground under me

(I think she likes me)

[lexibabe]

since your buying i won't be picky about the wine

and i did offer a free wash  shampoo and hair rearrangement
it's a special offer to all new tramps..

[Michelle]

Uh oh.....Da Tramp Captain is after me and she's mad at me!....I spilled her bloody nose all over her new carpet in her plush beachside bungalow.....

I better go find some me some soda water.........i am in it now!

[Michelle]

Ok folks...there is going to be a change up in the epic battle between Paula and Michelle.  It seems Michelle (that would be me)...in her despair over having her hair pulled out at the roots....mis-read Paula's epic and wonderfully constructed post....and failed to note the Paula drove her fist into my gut!  So...in the interest of fair play.....I am going to re-post my move from yesterday and we'll move forward from there.  I promise this is gonna be good.  If you don't like it....go back down into your Mom's basement and eat some more Cheetos....or you can always go over and watch the scintillating excitement of the tag team tournament...*rolls my eyes*

So here we go...

"See I KNEW IT!!!!   I knew you'd grab my hair after I washed it!!!!!   AND ITS NOT GREASY!!!!!!....that's the creme rinse!!!!"

*I swing both my long arms up from my sides as hard as I can!!!   Driving my forearms you under your arms to get your grimy paws off my CLEAN hair!!!!  A searing pain shoots through my scalp as I drive my arms up hard to tear them off my scalp!   Forcing your arms up but I think some of my hair just came with them!   AAACCCCKKKK!!!!   I won't need that next ends trim I guess!!   I scream out loudly as a few strands tear free!   ARRRGGHHHH!!!!   "My GODDAMN HAIR YOU WITCH!!!!!"    Feeling the a few of the strands pull from my hair as my eyes begin to water....my arms forcing your hands off my scalp for the moment as they tear free from my scalp!!    I immediately begin to curl the fingers of my left hand into a tight fist and am about to snap off my left when suddenly!....*

GGGUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*I gasp out and feel a whoosh as the white blur I saw in the lower part of my vision was your right fist plowing into my tightened abs!   I gasp as the air  is forced from my lungs and leaves my mouth over my full pouty lips with a whoosh!.....I double over in pain and stagger back a few steps.....dropping to my right knee....my face red...contorted in pain...as my look up at you...glaring...my dark eyes seething with anger.......taking a few more slow deep breaths as my hands come up...clutching and rubbing my aching burning abs.  I place my palms on my strong thighs and slowly push my tall frame to my feet...wobbling a bit as I take a few more deep breaths....my hard erect nipples straining the fabric of my white cut-off tee shirt (emblazoned with the word "Stanford" in that really cool script).  I right myself and bring my arms up...curling my hands into tight fists...knuckles slowly turning white....arms cocked at the elbows as I assume a boxer's
 stance.....my left fist out in front of my right.....I scream out as I step in hard at you with my right foot!.....AAARRGGHH!!!!!!....snapping off my left jab!.....my left arm uncoiling at the shoulder!.....my knuckles flying out and hitting you flush into your pert sexy nose with a dull crack!  Small droplets of blood flying back and hitting my white top!....as a numbness and tingling shoot up my left forearm....*

*I step back a few steps...still searching for more air for my lungs....the exertion sapping my energy as I take a few more deep breaths....my arms up to guard my breasts...fists out in front and just level with my chin.....as my eyes continue to blink back the pain in my abs...my dark eyes staring deeply into your own*

Well Michelle and Paula fans....what's next?  Will Paula call in some of her Philly friends to just say screw this and they all beat the crap out of the sweet innocent Michelle?  Will Michelle finally buy those badly needed new reading glasses so she'll not screw up when she reads posts?
Tune in next time........same channel......no reservations required....drinks are on me!!!

[Michelle]

Well...its nice they let the pigs in to graze with the cows.....

Oh wait....its just a flying insect.....we've seen this one before.....

bug spray takes care of it.....ignore it...it flies away

[Michelle]

Oh they buzz all right...just like your doing right now...most "insects that fly do buzz"....even more so after they've eaten too much of the wrong kind of plant