[RedEnforcer]

WOW!...I haven't seen that trick since the great tag team of Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton!

That's what I'm talkin about

    I stuck it "there" first for extra flavor 

Damn

[Gail Fights]

the dark side wins : gail has that ''killer'' look (and body  )

    Like I don't??   

No, you don't.

[carolsingapore76]

My vote The Dark Side - Lexi and Gail

I know Gail to be a tough competitor and she get my vote

[lexibabe]

(sorry for my little outburst yesterday guys, especially Lexi and Gail - as Hollywood said something like this could benefit us in the end) 

I see my partner Carmen laughing after kicking Lexi between her legs.  As Lexi is bent over, I quickly run in and send a knee lift to her face sending her onto her back 
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my knee sends  carmen reeling back to a coner.being cautious. i approach slowly....then reaching out with my right hand.grabing a handfull of hair.....and begin to pull her away from the coner..then i make the mistake of turning my head looking over at gail.. the dirty bitch takes advantage nailing  me in the kitty with a kick.oofph i groan releasing carmens hair doubling over...then in a blur eva rushes in to the ring  taking advantage lifting a knee to my face..
falling on my back  .hands to my face... now it's eva's and carmens turn for a mistake.. as they high five and gloat...raiising my right leg i send a kick at carmen's left knee...then  try and make my way back  to our coner   yt

  I am still in the ring. I see Lexi kick my little Venezuelan partner in the knee.  Carmen goes down and falls on her face as the crowd laughs.  She yells at them to shut up!.!   I was salsa dancing around the ring gloating as that happened.  I see Lexi crawling back to her corner as I rush over and grab her leg.

"Oh no you don't!!!!" as I yank her back to our corner for more punishment 

yt

almost back to my coner to tag gail.but i feel myself being pulled back across the ring..i manage to roll to my back.seeing that it's the crazy cuban.i lift my legs pushing my feet against eva's stomach
and shove her back wars.then  turn  and try to make it back to my coner...

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

almost back to my coner to tag gail.but i feel myself being pulled back across the ring..i manage to roll to my back.seeing that it's the crazy cuban.i lift my legs pushing my feet against eva's stomach
and shove her back wars.then  turn  and try to make it back to my coner...

I may be small, but I am the quickest little bitch here.  I was standing outside the ring when Lexi manages to shove my partner off of her and slowly try to crawl her way back to tag in Gail.  I run along the outside of the ring, slide up onto the apron and quickly up to my feet. Once again nailing Lexi with a kick to her vajayjay before she can make the tag!!!  I drag her over to where Eva is trying to recover after getting Lexi's foot in her stomach 

[Gail Fights]

I take another puff of my Cuban cigar as Carmen holds Lexi.

Well it looks like Gail isn't interested in helping her partner. 

"Ok Carmen, pull aside Lexi's bikini top.  I found a place for this cigar   

For now I have been trying to do the honorable thing and respect the tag team tradition but this is just too much.  I run around the ring as I see the cockroach (I believe that's what she goes by) blow smoke in Lexi's face and that's IT.  That's ENOUGH of this shit.  Both of them are in the ring to FUCK IT!  I'm coming in too.

I sneak around the outside of the ring behind Eva and quickly, quietly climb to the top rope.  I jump off of the top rope flying across the ring at Eva's back, nailing her in the back and sending her face first into the canvas.

I look around for the cigar and don't see it anywhere.  Eva must have landed on it.  From the sound of her screams I'm guessing she did.

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

  AUGGGGHHH!!! MIERDA!!!! 

Damn cigar burn!!  Fortunately it didn't hit bare skin, but burnt a hole in my latex top leaving a small burn on my right breast.  I quickly try to throw the cigar to Carmen to use, but she totally misses it an flies out into the crowd and lands in some lady's hair weave.  She doesn't notice at first but suddenly her hair erupts in flames as crews come down to the ring to put her hair out.  In the end the lady is bald, and she and several people around her are covered in foam from the fire extinguisher.  Oh well screw them, they were Darkside fans anyway 

I get up and signal with Carmen to jump in real quick and do something.

With Eva distracted by her burn hole in her bikini top and Lexi and Gail concerned about their now bald fan, and others covered in contents of the fire extinguishers including the man next to the bald lady with the cheap Mens Wearhouse suit, like most Darkside male fans wear, as well as the bad combovers.  I sneak up behind Gail as the three other women are distracted. 

Yeah I may be small, I may be short but it sure makes it easier to do this.

I send my Venezuelan flag covered boot up between Gail's legs with one of my signature crotch kick low blows dropping her to the mat.  I begin stomping the bigger brunette all over her body.

[Gail Fights]

  AUGGGGHHH!!! MIERDA!!!! 

Damn cigar burn!!  Fortunately it didn't hit bare skin, but burnt a hole in my latex top leaving a small burn on my right breast.  I quickly try to throw the cigar to Carmen to use, but she totally misses it an flies out into the crowd and lands in some lady's hair weave.  She doesn't notice at first but suddenly her hair erupts in flames as crews come down to the ring to put her hair out.  In the end the lady is bald, and she and several people around her are covered in foam from the fire extinguisher.  Oh well screw them, they were Darkside fans anyway 

I get up and signal with Carmen to jump in real quick and do something.

I just landed on top of your back from the top rope.  There's no way in HELL you're getting up.  You are covered and you have a burning cigar under you.  (Hope it doesn't start a grease fire.)  Get real!

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I just landed on top of your back from the top rope.  There's no way in HELL you're getting up.  You are covered and you have a burning cigar under you.  (Hope it doesn't start a grease fire.)  Get real!

   Sorry, I read it wrong.  Wasn't quite sure what kind of top rope move you did on me.  I guess I was picturing like a dropkick to the back that sent me flying forward without you on top of me, wasn't aware it was more like a crossbody block 

Ok correction...

I feel my cigar burning a hole in my bikini top and starts to burn more into my skin that it already does , I am able to reach under my breasts and quickly grab the cigar and try to fling it to Carmen who then misses and it lands in the Darkside fan's Walmart hair weave. 

My revise

Lexi is still down, Gail is on top of Eva both distracted by the commotion outside after Eva tossed the cigar out into the crowd.  Gail is laying on top of Eva trying to smear her face into the mat.  Gail makes a big mistake by laying across Eva with her legs spread out.  I run across the ring like I am going for a 50 yard field goal and send my Venezuelan flag colored boot between Gail's spread legs giving her a crotch bust so hard it lifts her in the air as she rolls off of Eva.

[lexibabe]

i m almost to our coner.then uuugh i groan.another riping pain explodes through my body..droping to my knees...that bitch carmen!!!..i feel myself pulled back across the ring...being pulled to my feet..and held up by carmen..i try to pull free  as eva blows  smoke in my face..i gag...the shit stinks...my eyes widen as it seems they want to burn me.
i hear  eva yelp in surprise,gail has circled the ring attacking her by surprise.flattening eva against the mat...the cuban hussey manages to throw the cigar from the ring..causing a commotion out side the ring...i hear a shrill shrieking  sounds like michelle
i catch the blur of gail and eva fighting....carmen release me to run and help her partner...a mistake she will regret.
i drop to my knees and take a moment to recover.
getting to my feet intime to see carmen  give her sheap shot kick to gail...my bllod boils.taking a couple steps fowards.
i grab carmen shoulder with my right hand spining her around.
before she can move i swing a right kick of my own between her legs
as she drops to her knees...payback  is a bitch!!!  bitch!!! i hiss
.

[HlywdCatft]

Thank God for lexi, at least one member of the darkside has class

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

This is a very back and forth match full of cunny kicks, but its no holds barred.  I just finished laughing at my latest kick on Gail sending her flying off of Eva and rolling into a ball on the mat.  Hopefully Eva can stop playing with her burnt boob for a second now and come back and help me...

where the fuck is Lexi?  Where did she go??

Suddenly I feel someone grab me by the shoulder... Eva is in front of me holding her boob, Gail is to the left of her holding her VAJAYJAY... that just leaves?  Oh Shit!!!

Lexi spins me around and kicks me in my Vajayjay as I get weak in the knees, go cross-eyed and fall to the mat curled in a ball just like Gail. 

[RedEnforcer]

Is Nova the special guest referee or what?

Going to be a C-bust fest I have a feeling, but it is no holds barred.

I don't think anyone could have written it any better

[lexibabe]

i have my small amount of revenge on carmen .watching her crumple to the mat from my kick."how does that feel bitch"?
just when i am trying to pull her up by the hair to put her in a ddt move..i hear a guttral yelp .turning just in time catching eva's spear to my stomach..ooph..my breath wooshes from between my teeth
falling to the mat hard i ty to catch my breath, but eva has me straddle and begins throwing punch after punch  down on me.
throwing my hans up for protection.i kick my legs  and try to bridge
but she is to heavy...desperate trying to fight back .i reach with my left hand trying to pull her a little to the side.then using my right hand i swing a chop across your throat...yt

[lexibabe]

my chop hasits affect..eva falls off to my left hands clutching her  throat as she rolls away coughing,sputtering.gasping trying to catch her breath...i try to sit up but pain roars up my body.i fall back finally maage to roll to my stomach...the fight has been brief but vicious..all 4 of us down and hurting..i cross my arms in front of me
proping my head  on my arms trying to recover {anyone can take over here}