[lexibabe]

Going into the weekend.its a 6 girl fight for the final.four.and still time for other girls to make a final run.

And for tne girls that might be out of it. Only one thing to do. Leave your lasting impressions on the girls in front.of you

Hey its what Iwould do

Good luck to everyone   

[Michelle]

Oh its true......links and logs are available

Poor Eva.....her own team may throw her over the top rope!

Then all we'll hear is her screaming....."Chingada Madre!

hehehe

woo hoo!!

[stormbolt7]

Whoa I got three votes.....counting myself....which means i'm dead lost whaaaaaaa *cries*

Ok adding another five imaginary write in votes for RasslinTaylor!!

THEN ten more for GWEN!!!  HEY she's adding in, and showing up for it, deserves support!!

Storm

[Michelle]

Gwen and rasslintaylor are my girls....they got my backing....

I'm gonna sneak them in somehow!!

lexi never watches the ballot box..she's usually busy watching her weight going up.....hehehe

I sense an opportunity to do some serious ballot box stuffing here....

*sits down..fills out a few hundred ballots for gwen and rasslintaylor*

*puts on her all black "Official Mission Impossible Skin Tight Body Suit"...calls up Tom Cruise....."Its time to roll Tom..get your old ass over here...NOW!!".....*

[Michelle]

*climbs up on the roof of building holding the voting ballot box with Tom Cruise.....God the guy looks a lot older than when he was in that "Mission Impossible 3" movie!!.....what the hell did Katie Holmes ever see in this guy??.....what a slow fucker too!.....Jesus!!.....where's Paula Patton when you need her?......we open up a spotlight in the ceiling....and I have Cruise lower me down on a thin wire.....I stop lowering myself just above the ballot box......Cruise then lowers a cardboard box with 2 holes in it with gwen inside....I open the box and let gwen out...then I hold her by her ankles as she hangs just inches over the ballot box...and starts stuffing the ballots for her and rasslintaylor in the box.....Cruise then hits the switch and we literally fly back up thru the hole in the ceiling!!...Cruise is running this thing way too fast and I fly back up thru the spotlight and my head rams into Tom Cruise's nut sack!...FUCK!!!!!.....OOOWWWWWW!!.....wowsa!...I thought he would be a lot harder...*

[Michelle]

*We climb out the skylight and slide down the roof.....finally repelling down the wall back to the ground.  I put gwen back in cardboard box...stuffs it in the trunk and jumps in the front seat with Tom Cruise....."Get the fuck outta here Tom!!!"........Cruise floors the Range Rover and speeds away!!......we both knowing that justice has finally been served for gwen and rasslintaylor*

[Michelle]

 

"Ladies and gentlemen...you're probably asking yourself right now...why vote for Michelle?"

"I'll be brief."  "The issue here is not whether I occasionally breaks a few rules, or takes liberties with our female newbies—I admit to all that...I'm guilty!"  *winks at the crowd*  The issue is not that I have taken my top off for certain male members and showed them my world class tits - I'm again guilty as charged!   "But you can't hold a Michelle responsible because of the effect the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals in FCF have had on her, can you?"  (are they buying this shit yet?)   "For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole FCF system?"  "And if the whole FCF system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our entire online social system and institutions in general?"  "I put it to you, my fellow nut jobs!......Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?"  "Well, you can do what you you want to me,  you can withhold votes for me,  but I am not going to sit here and listen to the United States of America be bad mouthed!"   "Gentlemen and ladies.....I have to walk out in protest!"

[Leads her fellow nut jobs out, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

I'm Michelle...and a vote for me is a vote for America!!...and I approve this message...even though it will only serve to debase me and in may ways is poorly worded and makes little sense...in short.....some of my best work

PS - Many thanks to Tim Matheson and his fine work in  "Animal House" as the basis for my plagiarism

[TinaFightsYou]

I GET WINNER!!!

[Michelle]

How can I possibly win this popularity contest..you might ask?

Some might even say it was over before it even started....

"I say nothing is over until we decide it is!!!"   "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"  "HELL NOOO!!!
"And it ain't over now!!"   "Cause when the goin' gets tough... *thinks hard* ...COME ON???.....WHEN THE GOIN GETS TOUGH???.....the tough get goin'!!"   "Who's with me?"   "Let's go!"   *runs out the door screaming like a banshee, ALONE!.... then returns...walking slowly....glaring at everyone*   "What the fuck happened to the FCF I used to know?"   "WHERE'S THE SPIRIT??"   "Where's the guts, huh?"   "Ooh, we're afraid to go vote for you Michelle, We might get in trouble!"  "WELL JUST KISS MY FUCKING ASS FROM NOW ON!"   "NOT ME....OOOOOOOHHH NOOOOO!!!"   "I'm not gonna take this shit!!"   "bailey, she's a dead girl!"   "Sadie, dead!"   "Niedermeyer, dead!!"   "Wait..who the fuck is Neidermeyer?"  "She isn't on the damn list!!"  "Oh well....fuck it!"

Michelle's friend Emily speaks out... "Michelle's right!"  "Psychotic, but absolutely right!!" "We gotta take these bitches OUT!"   "Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives"   "No, I think we have to go all out!"   "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on Michelle's part!!!"

Michelle jumps back in..."And I'm just the girl to do it!!!"   HA!!

LET'S DO THIS!!

Vote Michelle!!!

I'm Michelle....I'm clean and sober....and I approve this message  
I think.....

[brainsandbooty]

I GET WINNER!!!

No Tina, you get herpes.

[Michelle]

and herpes is the gift that keeps on giving ....

and giving....

and giving...

[RedEnforcer]

This weak whore of Sadie win the tournament???

*Slides in behind Salammbo and drapes my arm over her neck, whispering in her ear*

"I’m sadiewrestles on Yahoo. Why don’t you come, find me and we can talk about all this weak whore nonsense, kay, kay girlfriend."

Damn, shit just got real yo!

[Michelle]

Fuck Red...

Look at that chest....

aint nothing real about that...

Seriously?
Really?
Really now?

Its full of salammbo

Oh wait...its Red we're talking about....like DUH!

[Michelle]

So that's what it takes to get Sadie to ask me over to Yahoooie?

A chest the size of Los Angeles?

*looks down at my chest*

So much for Southern California....

More like Bakersfield...ok....ok......Cucamonga?

Oh and salammbo?.....i'm thegoddessmichelle on Yahoo.....bring your girls with you and I'll kick all three of yo asses

[Michelle]

Oh and Tina...

I'm sure if you play your cards right...a veritable plethora of STD's can be made available to you as a free party gift for taking part in our show....remember.....no one goes home a loser here

Johnny!!    Show the little lady where her STD's are!!