The crowd was abuzz in the Celebrity Wrestling Arena in Beverly Hills as for the 1st time , since both had a major meltdown , Amanda Bynes , still looking like a hooker bag lady & Miley Cyrus , short hair & tattooed , doing anything to let everyone know that Hannah Montana was dead to her except in her bank account , both stood in the ring together talking about how they got sick of being America's Sweethearts & every little annoying kid looked at them as if they were the be all end all , when we were teenagers , not even adults yet & also spoke as that stereotype continued here in the Celebrity Wrestling League when they were od enough to compete as for years , we were forced to be this league's celebrity doormats to take advantage of our sweetness , " just go out there girls & let your opponents kick your cute adorable asses , well no more , we are strong & united now & we are here to show that we are not the huge jobbers we have been portraying for years & to prove it , we are calling out the newest " America's Sweethearts " who have been bashing us & are debuting tonight , Selena Gomez & Arianna Grande , come out here little sluts " .
Selena & Arianna came out all smiles & peppy as could be & took their dear sweet time getting to the ring as they greeted as many fans who could be within arms length of them , which infuriated Amanda & Miley , mostly out of jealousy that the fans favored Selena & Arianna for their wholesomeness & Innocence now , but showed alot of restraint when Selena & Arianna entered the ring to confront the league's top 2 cupcakes & it was no surprise to nobody when all the todo was over , somehow with no physical stuff being had , that the leagues appointed commissioner to end the argument , made the match for that night , Amanda & Miley vs Selena & Arianna " NO DQ " & all 4 women couldn't wait , Selena & Arianna did get the mic last though , getting a chance to speak since they did go out there & told the crowd how happy they were that they were finally able to join the league & how fun it would be to add to Amanda & Miley's recent self inflicted space cadet woes , all new teams face that jobber team to have that nice debut & tonight would be no different .
Once both teams were in the ring , with Amanda & Miley doing their best to ignore the crowd who were trying to taunt them about how big of ass clowns they have been in this phase of their lives & of course , Arianna & Selena got to the ring slower as they again met the fans to get pics of them in their ring attire before entering the ring & leading the fans in cheers of " your still jobbers " , " never will bes " & " you still suck " as Amanda & Miley stormed around yelling at the fans to shut up & as they did , Arianna & Selena tried to go on the attack 1st to take advantage of Amanda & Miley busy jawing with the crowd , but this was Selena & Arianna's 1st match & had a small bit of confussion of when to attack , but they finally did & ran at Miley & Amanda & both attempted dropkicks , but both missed & when they did try to get up having been lightly stunned from the miss , Amanda & Miley ran towards them & dove at them , once again being Selena & Arianna's 1st match , things were much different then doing practice stuff & simulated matches & were lost in the moment as both were speared to the mat & were winded as Miley & Amanda got up & teased them back on how us jobbers are standing & you two can't do no wrong princesses are on the mat .
Miley & Amanda waited for Arianna & Selena to get to their knees where they stomped them right back down to the mat then continued to stomp them in the back of their shoulder blades & lower back as all Selena & Arianna did was arch up slightly with each stomp as their were small boos from the crowd , not happy with seeing the precious good girls on the recieving end while most of the crowd was kind of silent , mostly shocked that Miley & Amanda were actually in control of a match , something they never were in as they again were the biggest jobbers in this fed , any offense they mounted if any in a match was reduced to 1 or 2 moves that had ZERO effect on their opponets & the few rare wins they had came when they got slaughtered & defeated , but their opponents kept slaughtering them further & the ref reversed the decision .
Miley yanked Arianna to her feet & Amanda yanked Selena to her feet & whipped them into oppossite corners & followed up with corner splashes that hit both youngsters & after hitting the splashes , Amanda & Miley then grabbed their foes & whipped them towards each other where the new sweetheart team crashed into each other & went down hard , holding at any place that throbbed with pain until they were yanked to their feet & stood back to back in a daze as Amanda & Miley balled up their fists & gave their opponets a hard punch into their mids that dropped them to their knees & then making them lurch forward a bit .
Amanda quickly moved behind Selena & held her on her knees with her arms pulled back , allowing Miley to kneel down & give Selena 7 hard punches to her mid before standing up & moving away so Amanda could push Selena forward to the mat & after she did , Miley was in the process of getting Arianna onto her knees & holding her arms back behind her & inviting Amanda to punch Arianna , Amanda gave Selena a few stomps after pushing her down , but once Miley called for her , Amanda lost interest in stomping Selena & got interest in punching Arianna's young soft midsection , which she did 10 times after letting out a little yell to go along with her new found weirdness until Miley pushed Arianna forward to the mat where Amanda layed the boots to her as Miley moved over to Selena & got her to her knees again & held her from behind & cried out " hey Amanda , Selena wants more " & like a bee to honey , Amanda wasted no time moving back towards Selena where she let out another weird yell before giving Selena 10 punches to her mid until Miley pushed Selena forward & down & then layed the boots to her as Amanda grabbed Arianna & held her from behind on her knees as Arianna weakly kept trying to fal back down , but Amanda in her psycho stage & with Selena & Arianna showing that they were not too strong either now , Amanda never was in danger of losing control of Arianna as Miley knelt in front of her & gave her 7 punches to he rmid before Amanda pushed her to the mat & the 2 long time cream puffs stood to watch the 2 new cream puffs just lay face down on the mat as the boos picked up a bit , but still the crowd was mostly stunned that Amanda & Miley not only did something that impacted an opponent , but were kicking ass , in this case 2 cute young asses in Arianna & Selena .
Miley & Amanda egged on the crowd to get the boos louder " WHO'S THE FUCKING JOBBERS NOW YOU JACKASSES " & when done yelling at the crowd , they pounced on Selena & put her into a Boston Crab / Camel Clutch combo with Amanda applying the Camel Clutch & they just held Selena in it for 30 secs before releasing her & letting her continue to lay out of it face down as they moved over to Arianna where Miley applied a Camel Clutch as Amanda moved low & put Arianna into a Boston Crab so she too had the combo locked on her where they just held her in it for about 30 secs as Arianna was too far out of it although awake to simply give it up as the fans boo'd , definately MIley & Amanda , the bad girls , & maybe Selena & Arianna for jobbing to what were the biggest jobbers ever , but the booing stopped once Miley & Amanda released Arianna from he combo hold , but quickly resumed once Miley & Amanda taunted them as they moved back to Selena where this time , MIley put Selena into a Camel Clutch & Amanda put Selena into a Boston Crab as she got the combo a 2nd time & this time as Miley & Amanda held Selena in the combo hold , they twisted her side to side to add even more pressure & pain to poor Selena & they twisted her as far as they could before dropping her to the mat & moving back to Arianna where this time Amanda gave Arianna the Camel Clutch while Miley gave her the Boston Crab & they also twisted Arianna's body back & forth until they twisted her fully before dropping her to the mat & once again got the boos at their loudest as they took a rested & taunted the pro Arianna & Selena crowd .
Amanda yanked Selena to her feet & held her up where Selena stood out on her feet as Miley charged at her & gave her a hard spear to the mat , Amanda letting go at the right time & Miley followed through completely in driving Selena to the mat & when she got up , Amanda was almost done bringing Arianna up so Miley could also spear her as well & once she id , Miley did a little twerk dance as Amanda twirled her demented looking hair & then began to talk to herself until Miley got her attention as Miley got Selena up & held her up so Amanda could spear her also which Amanda did after doing some fire engine noise for about 10 secs & as Amanda plowed through Selena , Miley yanked Arianna up & held her as Amanda did a bull horns gesture with her hand & fingers & made a bull sound as she charged & speared Arianna to the mat & after getting up , Amanda joined Miley where they both danced different dances , looking completely different , but they managed to stop at the same time & yank Selena & Arianna back up to their feet , Amanda grabbing Selena & Miley with Arianna where in unison , Miley yelled out Yahoo ! while Amanda yelled out Shahizzledadizzle ! & in unison as well , they hit dual facebusters on their opponents & rolled them over & fully covered them & yelled at medium voice as the ref moved in & made the count 1-2-3 as neither Selena or Arianna moved as Amanda & Miley had their 1st ever victory in the fed as special guest ring announcer , Carly Rae Jespen , announced Miley & Amanda as the winners , but did so with a dramatic pause , one that related it to a shocked that Miley & Amanda were being announced as the winners & Miley & Amanada were not happy about the announcement & quickly grabbed Carly by her hair & dragged her into the ring & they each gave the non combative weak Carly a face buster & left her lying with Selena & Arianna as they got hold of the mic & announced that they were proud to introduce celebrity wrestling's newest cream puffs , Selena Gomez & Arianna Grande as they pointed at them & laughed .
