I am with my sexy Cuban Wonder Woman Eva walking around to the back on Frankenstein's house. I don't know where little midget mighty mite Mari went after she drank Karly's Champaign, but as small as Mari is she probably doesn't hold her liquor that well. I pat sexy Cuban Wonder Woman on her big round ass as she jumps.
Eva: What was that? What hit me on my butt??
Mari reappears. "Hey I found the kitchen, maybe they have knives."
Me: What do you want to do with knives?
Mari: Run around and scare the shit outa people with them.
Me: I have a better idea. I grew up in Detroit as you know. We had a little tradition there the day before Halloween known as Devil's Night. Lets bring that here.
Mari: Wait? Isn't that where people would burn down like 800 houses that night?
Me: Well yeah, but most were abandoned.
Mari: Are you suggesting that we burn down this house?
Eva (as she would say) -

Typical Eva, can't keep her emoticons under control, no pun intended.
Me: No, no, no... none of these bitches are worth going to jail over!
Eva: What do you want to do?
Me: That kitchen over there that Mari found. Lets find the fridge.
Mari opens the fridge. PU, something is rotting in here!!!
Eva:

Severed heads.
Me: Who cares about the severed heads, look at all the eggs...
Mari: Ewww, they are rotten.
Me: All the better. Lets egg people like we used to on Devil's Night.
Mari, Eva and I grab the cartons of eggs.
Me: Look there's Moaner, lets really make her moan!!! -throws egg and hits Moaner in the face.
Mari: Sadie is a bunch of Hershey wrappers, lets make some Smores
Me: Wait, need marshmellows and graham crackers for that.
Mari runs over and squirts chocolate sauce on Sadie as I throw eggs at her.
Me: There's Rama, her ass makes a great target like Eva's
Eva:

Mari: I don't know who half of these other sluts are but lets egg them too!!!
Me: Oh look at this, toilet paper. Lets TP people!
Mari grabs what she thinks is toilet paper and like the quick little midget she is while Karly Kats is doing slow motion kicks and stuff, Mari circles around her like one of those Charly Chaplain 1900s movies at a high speed wrapping the toilet paper around her.
Me: Oh wait you just unraveled a mummy.
Eva

(ok so like seriously stop that Eva!!) Those aren't eggs. Those are Eyeballs.
Me: Oh my Sexy Cuban Wonder Woman, why don't I just take you up to the haunted bedroom and have fun with you?
Eva:
