A fat referee is sitting in his locker room when another referee walks in.
Fat Ref: Hey Bud,
Ref 2: What's up Bill?
Fat Ref: I gotta do a match in an hour.
Ref 2: Oh God, you gotta do that Carmen vs. Emily match you are gonna have your hands full.
Fat Ref: You bet your ass I will. I would love to get my hands full of Emily's bit titties.
Ref 2: Seriously, you need to watch out for Eva and Mari...Mariwhateverthefuckhernameis.
Fat Ref: I'd have my hands full of Eva's big ass too.
Ref 2: I'm telling you, Eva and Carmen are always up to tricks. You saw the battle royal, you saw Eva's last match... you know she is going to try something sneaky to get Carmen to win too.
Fat Ref: I'll be alright...
Ref 2: I'm just saying
The second ref leaves the locker room when there is a knock on the door. The fat ref gets up.
Fat Ref: Can I help you?
A women walks in wearing a food delivery type outfit with a shirt that says “Castillo's Crazy Cuban Food”, she is Hispanic in appearance but her hair is pulled up under her hat.
Fat Ref: I didn't order any food.
Delivery girl (in fake Hispanic accent) Sure ooo deed Senor.
Fat Ref: That looks good though.
Delivery girl: I geeve ooo deescount... Five Dolla.
Fat Ref: oooooohhh, I'll take it.
Delivery Girl: All kinda good a food!! Gooda Coooban food.
Fat Ref: You look familiar, where have I seen you before?
Delivery Girl: No not know... I not know Senor, maybe sell ooo food before.
Fat Red: Mmmmm Good Food!!!! Ok you can go now, let me eat.
Delivery Girl: I go?? No teep? Cheap Bastardo!!
The fat ref sits down and starts eating his Cuban food with a big smile on his face as he stuffs his face.
In the meantime in a black Cadillac Escalade, a small gothic looking Latina with blue streaks in her hair is waiting outside the arena. The delivery girl gets into the Escalade
Small Latina: Did he take the food?
Delivery Girl (suddenly her accent is gone and voice sounds familiar): He devoured it.
Small Latina: Great, that's step one of our plan...
Delivery Girl: It should kick in on him in about 20 minutes, it will sound like a thunderstorm in his stomach.
Small Latina: And Niagara Falls in the bathroom.
