*Would ya look at that. Barely finished signing my name on the sign-up sheet and already got trouble comin' my way! I lean back just as the wild lil brat Sadie takes a swing at me, her fist just barely missing my face, and I watch with an amused expression as a ref quickly dives in between us and holds her back*
"Now, why would I wanna do something like that, kiddo?" I ask with a smirk on my face. "I could always use a good warm-up."
*I wink at ya, pucker my glossy lips and blow ya a kiss as the ref continues to pull ya down the hall..*