[horseman]

Horseman choose the most sexy woman in this fight, EMMA.

[Jonica]

I'm in, but only as a manager.  Who needs my special brand on insanity?  Preferably a tweener.  A true heel might tarnish my sterling reputation....



*hugs*

Joni
xoxo

PS....samsoni better watch his back.

[Jonica]

I will be starting a stable.  The first two in are Emily and Moaner.  So **** all y'all.



Grrr....

*hugs*

Joni
xoxo

[Michelle]

How can sams even see that fat ass backside of his?  He's so fat he can't turn around and look...

Oh wait.....his ass is the one with the "WIDE LOAD" sign and the beeper on it....

never mind

Gawd I figured Janey for more sense.....the blind leading the blind......wowsa!

Oh well....they'll be easy enough to bribe with a shit load of Egg McMuffins and maybe a side of gravy......I figure two 18 wheelers full outta do the job perfectly

Oh  and Emily....you call my friend Sadie a jobber one more time....you KNOW what I can do to you.....coz I've done it a few times

[horseman]

Slaps my hands together..excited.  does a lil happy dance.  Now let's get to work!!

I like you're schoolgirl uniform.

[samsoni]

Michelle after my girl janey wears you out then pins you.maybe ill jump up then squash you into oblivion .

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

Sneaks besides Jonica...whispers in her ear.  " I could use a little help here...showing these women not to underestimate the power of creativity"

I don't think I've read anything funnier in my life.  Even Sadie's posts pale to this.

[Knockout Miki]

! Count me in! 5'4, 160lbs and a heel!

EDIT: Although I can do face too!

[bobby1]

i smile at moaner hehe "jager is one hell of a fighter you dont want to piss her off moaner "....

[bobby1]

hey sadie i hope you remember what i did you in our last match

hope it tasted good :p

[bobby1]

wow now that's a good reason for a loser......hehe....

[Emily Layne]

How can sams even see that fat ass backside of his?  He's so fat he can't turn around and look...

Oh wait.....his ass is the one with the "WIDE LOAD" sign and the beeper on it....

never mind

Gawd I figured Janey for more sense.....the blind leading the blind......wowsa!

Oh well....they'll be easy enough to bribe with a shit load of Egg McMuffins and maybe a side of gravy......I figure two 18 wheelers full outta do the job perfectly

Oh  and Emily....you call my friend Sadie a jobber one more time....you KNOW what I can do to you.....coz I've done it a few times

 

Okay Michelle, I think this is too much. First you pick that Crimson as manager, not very a good choice but I can get over this.
Now, what the fuck? Seriously are you defending Sadie? From my words? Are you calling her "friend"?

Did you forget all about us? Me and you? We are partners! We are friends! We are supposed to be on the same sight!
Okay, I made my mistakes in the past but we got over it and We got back stronger than before.

Now its time to be again in the same side,me and you. Join my stable with Joni and Moaner. We will be a team, again. Don't make take the wrong side, don't give me a reason to beat your ass!

*extends her hand to Michelle*

And yes, Sadie is a jobber! She can't wrestle!

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Emily, don't give you know who an excuse to say "They are going to kill each other"

With that said, time to complete the Trifecta of Perfection, We are not just TOO Sexy but 3Sexy4U, I am in the tournament as a heel.

Mari, stop being wishy washy, 3Sexy are heels and I expect you to be too, not a tweener 

[Michelle]

Sams and janey are a cute couple....and the pink collar will match the pink thong janey got him as a wedding present

I am really pissed I didn't get an invite to their wedding......I feel kinda depressed about that....
The again I'm sure janey's relatives were really depressed after meeting sams too

Imagine janey introducing him to her Mom and Dad......"Hey Mom and Dad...meet my new hubby....Fat Ass!"

Then Mom and Dad look out in the drive way and see sam's and janey's 18 wheeler.....and ask...janey....."What's the 18 wheeler for?"

janey answers..."Oh that's sams lunch"

Oh well..it is more impressive than a double wide

[Michelle]

Emily.....

Emily....

My love......first off...lets get one thing straight.....its "Mr. Crimson" to you.....so show a little respect..

Second......I detect some problem you might have with the direction my career in pro wrestling has taken me....which of course....beats where yours has taken you.....which is into the fucking gutter.....You seem to forget Emily.....who was it who saved your cute butt when you were being pounded by Sadie and Red in your last pro wrestling match??

That would be........Me    Remember?......as I recall they were about to make you their sex slave.....Imagine....being Sadie and Red's sex slave??   Jesus!.....that gives me the shivers!
(Sorry Sadie....no offense intended)

Come over to your stable?  You running a horse farm now?  Somehow I bet your "partners" would resent being compared to horses

And after that.....you want me to shake your hand?  My "good" friend?  I think last time I did that you cold cocked me before a fight.....maybe I have you mixed up with some other bitch.....I doubt it.....

and Sadie is NOT a jobber.....but I'd be happy to train you to be MY jobber Emily

But....I can let bygones be bygones......so lets talk money...what's it worth to you..to get me to come over Emily?  Coz right now....I'm happy being the "Dark Side"

But....I'm a trusting girl.....

*extends my hand to Emily in a truly wonderful tender gesture on my part...of true friendship*