After actress and singer
Katey Sagal has had another birthday, turning 60 years of age, and
Katy Perry (29) has been having hard training sessions in the gym for many months to gain physical and mental strength for a strenuous world tour, K. Perry feels new pangs of resentment and rivalry towards K. Sagal at the memory being beaten by her in wrestling and arm wrestling before. She feels particularly humiliated and devastated through the fact that her former opponent who pinned her arm to the table and her shoulders to be mat is a senior citizen more than twice her age.
K. Perry challenges K. Sagal to a new match.
Sagal accepts, and suggests that they should also have a live singing competition, ridiculing Perry with her statement:
'Not only will I thrash you on the mat again as before, and this time spank your little bottom to teach you respect and obedience towards a woman who is both older and better than you - I will even prove to you that my singing is better than your pathetic squeaking.'Katy, unimpressed and convinced that her second chance will let her show Sagal that things are very different now, replies:
'On the contrary, I'll prove to you that you should have stuck to your cute attempts on acting instead of making yourself completely ridiculous with your embarrassing whining into a mic! And after that I'll kick your ass in the gym before you can even see what's coming. I'll put you in the place where you belong - you'll actually admire me, and be pretty scared of me, when I'm finished with you!'Finally, K. Perry gets to feel extremely competitive seeing that Sagal, even at the age of 60, has got rather well shaped DD cup boobs, out sizing hers. She is convinced though that they'd prove saggy and inferior to hers if put to the test. Sagal tells Perry that her own boobs are divine compared to Perry's 'half developed tits'. Outraged at Sagal's unshakable self confidence, Perry adds a boob fight to the challenge:
'My girls put yours in the trash can, you saggy old hag! After singing the shit out of you, and grinding you down with my arm, I want to have a tit to tit showdown with you to get it into your head that I'm a young woman whom you should better respect for being naturally the better one!'Both women have announced that before their tests of physical strength they will meet at a live TV show, each determined to humiliate the other in a singing contest. Sagal takes the stage and presents her song she has chosen for the occasion:
http://youtu.be/OYyhbbouixENext, Perry takes Sagal's place, smiles derisively, and sings her song:
http://youtu.be/RgoLPLEO5LIA decision has to be made on who's the better singer - but then it is time to get physical in a full on wrestling match and fight on the mat...
...and while for Perry it is extremely important not to lose again to a woman so much older than her Sagal is thrilled at the thought of triumphing over a humiliated Perry another time...
Katy Perry: 29 years, 5'8", 59kg, cup D
Katey Sagal: 60 years, 5'9", 56kg, cup DD