I arrive fashionably late, on purpose, as I step into the huge party put together by storm... I take a look around, and see my love Lyanna, and can tell she's on the prowl, looking for the right hair to pull... I walk through the crowd, ready for any random girl to attack me, as I get to the bar, and get a water... I know these stupid bitches are going to get drunk and lose their minds, and that I have to stay sharp... I stand at the bar, wearing my gold bandage dress, showing off my sexy cleavage, on down to my tan thigh high stockings, and heels... I see a new girl I don't know, but am intrigued by... I see Emily cat just minding her own business, and I know it's time to get to work! I step right up to her, and introduce myself, "Hi, I'm Kristi..." as I extend my hand out to shake hers, but rather reaches up and *SMACKS* her across her cheek with a tight slap...