While waiting to get in the ring one of the reporters, the same one that interviewed the Cuban fat ass, comes to me
Reporter: Carmen a word?
Me: (groan) Yes, what do you want?
Reporter: What do you think of your competition in the royal rumble?
Me: What a bunch of jokes. Half of them look like they would rather eat donuts than wrestle, and that includes Eva.
Reporter: Why the animosity between you and Eva?
Me: That Cuban Fat Ass knows that I am the talent of Caliente Y Loca, she just shakes her ass and gets the glory from it. I carry the team. Without me she would just be Cuban Jobber Eva.
Reporter: So you two will be killing yourselves during the match?
Me: After all of the trash she talked about me we will be. She better hope we enter at way different times and she gets eliminated by someone else. Knowing Eva, she will be hiding under the ring, or she will get her fat ass hung up in the tree of woe making it impossible to eliminate her.
Reporter: What about the others that are all happy about you and Eva fighting?
Me: Fuck them, I will eliminate them too and become the champion!