This is bullshit, how come I can't swing Tess over the ropes and eliminate her. At least Eva got the fat girl off of us for a while, oh shit she is coming back. Once again Sumo comes over and tries to dump Tess and I out of the ring. Fortunately due to my small size I have some athletic ability. I loosen my leg grip from around Tess's head while holding tightly to the ropes. I sort of do a 619 off of Tess's shoulders where I go outside of the ropes briefly and land back in the ring free of Tess or the others.
Me: Ok, time for me to get away from this side of the ring for a while, let the two fat bitches fight.
I head to the opposite corner to catch my breath and watch Tess and Sumo fight each other. Eva is starting to get to her feet after getting plowed over by Sumo and leg dropped by Kellie
Oh and yeah, Tess tried to bite me FUCK I got rabies