[Kaylaxxx]

Put my money on Kaylaxxx.

T

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Shut up tubs!

[WindyRules]

I just met Alyssa yesterday and we are in the early stages of taunting fun. And now I see she is in a poll. Taunt as we may, I feel a bit of a bond with her. I love how she writes with style, literacy and panache.  Certainly not to my level but enough to dispose of someone who speaks of "blokes."

[martha]

Kayla is better

[Keisha]

Put my money on Kaylaxxx.

T

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Shut up tubs!

Shut up tubs? 

If you keep talking to me like that I'll break every bone in your body. 

[Kaylaxxx]

Kayla is better

Finally! A real woman!

[Kaylaxxx]

Put my money on Kaylaxxx.

T

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Shut up tubs!

Shut up tubs? 

If you keep talking to me like that I'll break every bone in your body. 

That's if you can even get up and off that lard ass!

[Kaylaxxx]

Kayla's totally spent trying to verbally spar with me so she seems to be diverting her attention to anyone but me. It's definitely indicative of how our match is going to go -- things aren't going her way so she tries to get away, looking for anybody else to pass the blame or help ignore the fact that she's getting absolutely hammered. Oh well, I can't control what she does or how she thinks... But I can twist her up in a pretzel and use her own arms and fists to bludgeon herself against her will!

So who's taking bets on how I'm gonna throw this shrimp on the barbie? Brutal, consecutive KO shots that leaves her bloody and blacked out? Folding her in two with a boston crab and using her as relaxing reclining chair? Wrapping her fugly little face between my thighs and having her plead for air as I mash her face embarrassingly in my maple leaf undies? Body slamming her into a table and bludgeoning her with whatever beer bottles and cans (Fosters, perhaps?) I can get my hands on?

Hell, why not all of the above!? I'm taking requests here, guys and girls, so if you have one be sure to let us know here!

You are just as mouthy as I am you tiny skank! I am sick of you! Trust me, you aren't going to win. And you are going to regret everything you have said so far.

[Kaylaxxx]

Kayla's totally spent trying to verbally spar with me so she seems to be diverting her attention to anyone but me. It's definitely indicative of how our match is going to go -- things aren't going her way so she tries to get away, looking for anybody else to pass the blame or help ignore the fact that she's getting absolutely hammered. Oh well, I can't control what she does or how she thinks... But I can twist her up in a pretzel and use her own arms and fists to bludgeon herself against her will!

So who's taking bets on how I'm gonna throw this shrimp on the barbie? Brutal, consecutive KO shots that leaves her bloody and blacked out? Folding her in two with a boston crab and using her as relaxing reclining chair? Wrapping her fugly little face between my thighs and having her plead for air as I mash her face embarrassingly in my maple leaf undies? Body slamming her into a table and bludgeoning her with whatever beer bottles and cans (Fosters, perhaps?) I can get my hands on?

Hell, why not all of the above!? I'm taking requests here, guys and girls, so if you have one be sure to let us know here!

You are just as mouthy as I am you tiny skank! I am sick of you! Trust me, you aren't going to win. And you are going to regret everything you have said so far.

You're right, I'm mostly going to regret how sadly uncreative an unimaginative I've been in theorizing your demise! Perhaps I atomic drop you from the top of a roof onto a trampoline where we bounce up and down and up and down, nailing you with tinier and tiny atomic drops as you turn into putty in my arms. I could use your unconscious body as a bowling ball down at the local alley were I roll strike after strike after buttering you up with maple bacon grease. I could tie you up to a batting cage and torture you with the fast-paced projectiles from a pitching machine every time you get a trivia question wrong about Canada, eh? The possibilities are endless!

Fine lets go!

Aly, I am going to show you some creativity!
Through my upbringing and my Red belt in TaeKwonDoe I should have no problem blocking and parrying many of your attacks, plus with my heavy experience with amateur wrestling I also should have no problem contorting your tiny body into positions you don't even know exist. You nose will be up your ass when I have had a go at you! Since your buddy wants to see you in a maple leaf thong I may have to whip out my Australian flag bikini top, because I have a feeling you will be seeing the Southern Cross as I engulf your pretty little face under my perfect breasts. I may give you moments to breathe but that would be just giving you a chance to utter defeat.

No one drinks Fosters. It is foul, I much prefer XXXX Gold!

I maybe have to cover your limp body in maple syrup when I am done with you! Give you a taste of your own medicine!

[Amy Fights]

Kayla is better

Better at WHAT?

Here's a good, non-violent idea for you, Alyssa.  We can take up a collection, buy kayla a \/\/ \/\/ bikini (direct from her native land of Oz), put it on her and then force her to wear it in public.

Ok, maybe that was too graphically obscene.  Sorry.

[Kaylaxxx]

Kayla is better

Better at WHAT?

Here's a good, non-violent idea for you, Alyssa.  We can take up a collection, buy kayla a \/\/ \/\/ bikini (direct from her native land of Oz), put it on her and then force her to wear it in public.

Ok, maybe that was too graphically obscene.  Sorry.

Don't start with me Amy! I can't kick everyone's ass today! :p

[Amy Fights]

Kayla is better

Better at WHAT?

Here's a good, non-violent idea for you, Alyssa.  We can take up a collection, buy kayla a \/\/ \/\/ bikini (direct from her native land of Oz), put it on her and then force her to wear it in public.

Ok, maybe that was too graphically obscene.  Sorry.

Don't start with me Amy! I can't kick everyone's ass today! :p

You can't kick anyone's ass ANY day.

[Kaylaxxx]

And for a tiny little whore you have a lot of confidence Aly, I am fully confident in my strength and ability and am sure you are quite tough as well but unfortunately for you I am more of a woman than you, I am tougher than you, I am stronger than you, I am taller than you and I am sexier than you! Ask the men on this site, they will tell you!

I have confidence that I will win, and where the fuck do you get off telling me that I haven't achieved anything in martial arts. 3 and a half years of my llife will tell you differently little girl.

[Party Aminal]

And for a tiny little whore you have a lot of confidence Aly, I am fully confident in my strength and ability and am sure you are quite tough as well but unfortunately for you I am more of a woman than you, I am tougher than you, I am stronger than you, I am taller than you and I am sexier than you! Ask the men on this site............

Ok, hold it right there! 

I'm a man on this site.  (duh)  You are WHAT kayla???

THIS is sexy...


This is pathetically overweight and in need of help.

[Michelle]

"Oh my god, where to start? First off, TKD is like the Dane Cook of martial arts. I hope you didn't get training at a McDojo where they teach you a bunch of useless, flashy crap because once I get you to the ground you're going to be utterly defenseless."

"And sorry about bringing up Fosters, I had no idea the people who make wallets out of Kangaroo balls had "taste." Who knew!?"


Anyone who can post and write like that gets my vote every time and twice on Sunday.  As we say in Louisiana...vote early and vote often.  Kaylaxx's efforts are sorta like someone trying to use a croissant for a dildo...it just doesn't get the job done...and it makes a fucking mess.  I get the sense she goes to the bakery a lot...

Kayla seems lost...you know the type...deer in the headlights look...more like she has that  "Quaker in a titty bar" look on her face....

Kayla is out of her element and simply mediocre...of all the "ocres"...she's the mediest...

This is a no-brainer...

Go Alyssa!!!

[Jill_T]

go Kaylaxxx