A ridiculous opening move, I know! Come on, Michelle, I say to myself, you can come up with something better than that. But in fact---I can’t. Your greater size and strength, combined with your nit-picking visual acuity---noticing every tiny nuance I make with my body, or hands, or feet, or tongue (I am still chewing my peppermint Hubba-Bubba) negate almost every move I could think of. And as I always say---I LOVE to win---but if I can’t win, I might as well lose in a big way. And this move was the perfect salvo for that kind of credo. Feinting low and left and then swinging high and right, I catch you off guard---although not as much as I had hoped. As you start to recover quickly from the initial feint, your left hand flies out at my face. I switch direction and start to leap, and what could have been the business end of your fist turns into merely a glance against my temple, nudging my head rather than hitting it.
I leap at you, your hands blocking and swinging elsewhere, and sail past any notion of defense, wrapping my legs around your tight waist, my left hand coiled around the back of your neck, joining my---no---DAMN! Your hand flies up at the last second, pressing into my face, keeping me from moving in closer to you, while your left hand snakes around my side and then up---two fingers springing up into my right armpit like tiny javelins, burrowing in and, through whatever physiological mechanism, making it way too painful to push my right arm forward to clasp around your neck and join my left.
Nonetheless, I have your waist scissored, and I intend to wring the most agony out of it that I can it. Locking my ankles together, I squeeze my toned thighs, feeling my abs tighten and as the pressure increases, my legs begin to subtly tremble. Not a submission hold, of course, but meant simply to start to wear you down. You’re too big for me to think that I can take you out all at once. Slow and steady…
And as an added bonus, the feel of the silky skin of my inner thighs bearing down against your toned abs, silk-pantied crotch pressing into your stomach---um, well, it’s not the worst experience I’ve had this week, I’ll just say…
I feel your body move---and---we’re going mobile! Your fingers drilling under my arm---I so want to swing my right arm forward to grab you, but your fuck-you-puncture move renders it all but impossible. “Go ahead, Gabi, keep your fingers in my armpit all friggin’ day…” I hiss, relaxing and then pulsing my scissor into you, “You’ll end up paying dearly for that…because….PULSE…I…PULSE…didn’t…PULSE…shower… PULSE…yet!” The pulses around you actually feel like they’re doing more damage than just the straight-on scissor pressure, but who knows. But you’re moving us, taking painfully slow steps, and I know one of two things is coming pretty quickly---you’re either going to slam my back into the fence or, worse, one of the corner posts…or you’re taking me down---straight down--- to this semi-packed down dirt floor.
Neither move will result in me thanking you. I need to move fast! I release my left from the back of your neck, and although I cannot swing my entire right arm due to your pit-probe, I can certainly still bend it at the elbow. Bringing my left fist out to the side and straightening my right elbow, I quickly bring both fists in, hoping to smash my knuckles into your temples simultaneously.