Janey returns from going to the bathroom to ringside, now who the fuck goes to the bathroom during a wrestling match? really professional. You are supposed to go before the match starts. Marlies had helped out Eva and Janey goes and attacks Marlies, but Janey seems to forget she is fighting a 3 front battle with Mari and I also here. After Janey slams Marlies's head into the canvas, I wait for Janey to turn around and I clothesline her down. I look down at her on the mat.
Me: I don't think you want to make this a 3 on 1 now do you? There is 3 of us and just one of you so I would watch who you attack from now on!
It won't quite be 3 on 1...not against my pal Serena....
I move quickly and dive under the lower rope...rolling to the center of the ring....then getting to my feet and scampering back and lunging back against the ring ropes with my back...feeling them STRETCH and GIVE!!....then letting them LAUNCH ME like a guided missile back towards the middle of the ring!...lowering my right shoulder and using my 5' 9-1/2" frame to SPEAR the evil VenezuelanGoddess in the chest!!.....screaming out like a Banshee as my body hurtles into hers!!
AARRGGHHHHH!!!!
OOMMPPFFF!!
Sending her flying into the padded ring post with a THUD as she GRUNTS OUT and SCREAMS OUT in pain!!...
I get up...wincing and rubbing my shoulder....blinking and shaking my head....deciding my work is done here as I dust off my hands....sliding under the bottom rope and scooting back outside of the ring...and down the stairs to the arena floor. I reach under the ring apron and grab a metal folding chair I had hidden there for "special occasions" I walk over and SLAM my right fist into the jaw of a goofy looking popcorn vendor who was wearing one of those cheap shit..."I Love Eva" tee shirts...probably with a "Made in Mexico" label...probably made by a below minimum wage paid...underfed...malnourished Hispanic child. I KNOCK the vendor OUT COLD and take all his popcorn (and all the change he had too...I gotta get paid somehow!)...walking over to my ringside seat and fill a nearby 50 gallon drum with the popcorn...adding some butter and salt...mixing it all together with a giant paddle....snatching a Big Gulp of Diet Coke from another nearby Eva fan wearing a plastic helmet with two beer cans attached to either side of it and plastic tubes running down from the beer cans to his toothless mouth...who pinched my ass! I knock him out cold by slamming the metal folding chair over his head...finally taking a deep breath...settling back in my seat next to Stormy and handing him my Diet Coke for a sip....smiling at him...batting my large dark eyes and whispering...
"I never did like 3 on 1 stuff...unless it was threesomes in the bedroom or shower"
"Not a bad match huh?"