Now this is something catching my attention. I'm enjoyed this story, too.
Toni, Maura...I'm glad to see you both have decided to get together for what I know will be a wonderful collaborative effort. Do remember to add me to the list to receive an invitation for the Grand Opening.
Jane, not surprisingly your mouth is the most vocal. Those of use who do know you are so looking forward to showing you again.. just how you'll be made to suffer for your usual bombastic remarks ! For those other women soon to join us who will be new to the Club, i'll be one of those applauding as they each find out all about the wonderful tongue slinking out of your mouth. Eventually you and i will clash too.
Maura, you sly Senora. I'll do my best to be in attendance when Toni exacts retribution from you. You were so delightfully the Better Woman with this story. Try to be one of the first to put our Blonde Bimbo Jane flat on her back, pleading for You to " please, please stop"
Toni.. my fingers already are twitching to get my grip deep in your thick locks of hair.
Joan.. where have you been.. . in hiding ? Wherever that has been, i'm glad to see you are still so full of confidence. How appropriate to read you were setting right atop Jane's mouth.
Tilda..... Let's set next to each other during the Grand Opening. I do look forward to seeing you on the mats soon. Remember, leave your racket at the Club entrance.
Suzanne, stormy, barb and the others wanting to join us that i have not met. What a grand time we'll have. Remember we all should thank Toni, Maura at the Grand opening.
One way might possibly be a good sharp smack to each of their faces as they welcome Us. Any other suggestions...?

Best wishes to everyone and merry Christmas
Kellyanne