Where... Where to begin?
Joan. I'm so happy to see you plan to return to work JUST in time for the fun to begin. Don't worry sugar, I'll take care of all the menial labor and hard work of organizing a four-day event that may stretch into a week and involves:
A. A Great Lake;
B. A yacht;
C. A beach, a sauna, a jacuzzi (and by the way Maura, I found a wad of thongs stopping up the Jacuzzi drain after your last little.... affair. Pleaseeeeee be more careful next time!)
and D. A dozen or so of the most demanding, hungriest, thirstiest, dirtiest, raunchiest, strongest, meanest and most scrumptious old bimbos in this hemisphere. Come to think of it, we're prolly talking at least two hemispheres here. (And no, Joan, that wasn't an obtuse reference to YOUR big ass, although now that I think about it yours also spans an equator! And it's just about as hard to find a thong to fit!! giggle)
As for your special side invitation to our dear friend KellyAnne, of course she's welcome to sit in at the office to observe the way two professional blondes settle their business. In fact it might be a marvelous opportunity for a little three-way ho-down throw-down. If ya'll are up to it that is.
Who did I forget? Oh, yes. So Toni and Maura have some sort of sidebet on the outcome of the chest match between Joanie and me. THAT would be a little settle-up I might pay to see!!!
Of course, any of you ladies who want to get in a little practice time just shout when you see me. Everyone usually does anyway.
Yours truly,
Class Treasurer
Jane
