To all our loyal club members and other interested women, I am sorry to report that Jane's recovery has hit a dramatic hurdle.
I had taken her out for lunch on her day release from the hospital when she was set upon by this horrible bitch.
Jane and I were enjoying the afternoon air on the terrace of this bar, when I felt Jane stiffen.
"What is it darling" I asked?
"Oh gawd it's that barista , Rexie, who thinks I am in love with her" she replied.
Getting to my feet as this fat , dirty bitch advanced on us, Jane pulled me down, not wanting a scene.
Then without warning this ugly harridan launched herself at Jane, knocking her to the ground and bashing Jane's head against the tiled floor.
An ambulance had to be called to the unconscious Jane, and a short time later the doctors told me that she had slipped into a coma, and all we could do now was to wait, pray that she recovered.
This is a tragedy , no matter what your thoughts may be of Jane.
We all wish her a speedy and full recovery.