One of my all-time favorite fantasy fights would be between Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna. ANS, in her prime, was the vision of the way the ideal woman should look. I loved fantasizing about her fighting Chyna and tall, shapely ANS being manhandled by a equally tall, but much stronger Chyna. To my delight, I discovered they made a movie together called "Illegal Aliens". I eagerly watched it, hoping to see the catfight of my dreams.
The good news, for those who have not seen the movie, is that they did have a fight at the end. Unfortunately, in my opinion, the good news is crushed by the bad news. First of all, the fight was terrible. They mainly just laid against each other and squirmed around. You would think, with Chyna's experience, they could have scripted a much better fight. Secondly, the film was made in 2005. By this time, both women were past their prime. ANS lost a lot of weight for this role and did not have her trademark shapeliness like she had in Naked Gun 33 1/3. Even her breasts seemed average.
Is there anyone who ever had a dream catfight match up, that came to fruition and it didn't disappoint?
