RUBBING JOAN'S FACE IN IT
As Andrea and I wash up, get dressed, and eat dinner at an Irish pub in downtown Arlington Heights, I bask in the triumph of my romantic conquest over Joan. Both of us had clumsy Valentine's encounters with each others' 18 year old offspring. But I parlayed mine into a full-on followup lovemaking session the next evening, while Joan faced humiliating rejection from her paramour. Pffft--how awkward--who gets turned down by math nerd 60 days removed from losing his virginity? Joan must be seething right now. Hashtag-WomanScorned.
I enjoy that she's seething. And I dread it--I will no doubt be the one to pay the price, in the form of a brutal bedfight, or worse. If this was a fairy tail, I would pack 4 days of clean clothes in my car and the cashiers' check from the sale of my house and head South or West with Andrea and never look back. She and I would cruise around the backroads of Smalltown Middle America, picking fights with women in country-music-playin' redneck bars and learning about each others' bodies in Motel 6's and Hampton Inn's. For the next 20 years, till she was my age. In other words: Heaven.
But this isn't Heaven, it's Earth. And this ain't no Fairy Tale, it's real life. Andrea is 5 weeks away from college acceptances arriving in the mail. I can't jeopardize her future--well, at least no more than I already have by driving her to a streetfight last night with her internet enemy Kelsey. And then there's my son--he's safe for tonight with his friend, but I can't bank on their hospitality indefinitely. I have to give him a stable base close to the school to pursue his studies, at which he's finally excelling after a thoroughly frustrating grade school and middle school career.
Shit. Figures. I finally find.....is it love?.....do I actually love Andrea?....again, and I don't know how I'm going to make it work.
I have to have it out with Joan tonight. Tomorrow is Friday, a school day. Andrea needs to spend tonight in her home to properly prepare for school. There's no way for me to avoid Joan.
As Andrea and I wrap up dinner, I decide to get a feel for her mood by texting an offer to bring her home some take-out.
> Andrea and I will be home in 30 minutes. Can we bring you home anything?
> Really, Barb? Really?
> Ummm, ya, really. I'll really bring you home something. Do you really want something?
> I regret inviting you into my house.
> <<<<So, you're going to play the victim, bitch? Fine by me.>>>>> Don't whine. You got what you wanted, I got what I wanted.
> There's still one thing you need. Face me and I'll give it to you.
> Do I seem afraid to face you?
I'm startled by Andrea's voice: "Who are you texting with?"
"Oh, just your mom. I....ummmm....was asking if she wanted us to bring her home dinner."
"Does she?"
"No......She's pouting."
"I.....didn't.....the last 2 days.....I didn't mess things up between you and her, did I?"
<<<<Nothing Joan and I would have ever had would have topped the last two days, Andrea. I would tell you that, if I could know it wouldn't scare you off.>>>> "She and I just need to....talk things out. Don't worry."
Andrea and I step into the cold, dark night and get into the car. Talk things out with Joan. But....what exactly is it we're trying to talk out. To go back to the way things were between Joan and me. To break the news to her that I like Andrea better. Am I trying to work out a way to be with.....both of them.....at the same time? Well, not in the same bed at the same time...that would be gross. I just mean....to be with Joan sometimes and with Andrea sometimes. I think. Is that sick? I didn't think this thru, at all, I now realize. I just.....let the last 2 days happen. I never thought about the morning after.
It's here now. And I don't know what to do.
What is it Andrea wants? What is it Joan wants? Why is no one taking control of this situation?
Well, not Andrea. She's 18. She can't take control. Or certainly shouldn't be expected to. No. It's up to me and Joan.
We're home. Andrea heads to bed.
Joan is in bed, waiting for me. Naked.
"You and I need to talk," she hisses.
"Let's do that," giving her attitude right back.
I strip and join her in bed. We sink our claws into each others' biceps immediately. Like we've been doing to each other for at least 3 or 4 weeks now. Apparently tonight will be more of the same. Just nastier.
"Heard you struck out with my son."
"Interesting choice, Barb, going there. Stirring the pot."
"You seemed a little down earlier. Wouldn't want you the say later this fight wasn't fair."
"Oh, what do you say we forget about fair and just go for it, sweetie"
<<<<<Our nails move up each others' biceps to each others' shoulders. Our bare breasts press together. I've never heard this tone in Joan's voice. But if she was hoping I would fear it, she hoped wrong. It only makes me angry. And determined. Our claws dig into each others' shoulder blades, and down each others' backs, slicing like blades.>>>>>
"Fine by me, honey."
Our faces press together, and our mouths commence their familiar tongue fighting. We've been doing it so often the last few weeks, the motion and the rhythm has become familiar. And the way it turns me on has, too. And I sense Joan getting aroused as well. Shit, I wouldn't have thought it possible, but no matter how hard Joan and I try to have an all-out bitchfight, no matter how.....cruel.....we are to each other....in words, in actions, in our foreplay....we always end up....tongue kissing each other to a climax.
Joan's tongue kissing.....I've never felt anything like it, even with Andrea. Andrea's kisses were too.....she was too conscious of trying to match my kiss, my motion, my intensity....Joan's mouth doesn't care--it just plunges into mine. ...and mine into hers. The hungry, desparate sounds of Joan and I kissing each other are....seductive.....naughty......forbidden, even.
"I missed kissing you so bad, Joan," I hear myself involuntarily say.
"I know....but.....don't mess it up.....don't tell me that."
Joan is right. My arousal backslides. We each try to recover the passionate intensity of moments ago.
"Bitch."
"cxnt."
"Liar."
"Cheater."
Our claws sink deep into each others' butt cheeks. Our mouths desperately writhe against each others'. And then we release our kiss. We wordlessly know what this means.
We both need to cum. And fast. We begin struggling to mount each others' faces. Slaps ring out thru the bedroom, and we tear into each others' hair. Each of us briefly mounts the other's face, and begin to hump to a climax, but the are thrown off by the even more desperate bucking of the woman underneath. We twist and buck and mount repeatedly, locking up in a mutual 69. We slap and now punch each others' torso's, and grind our hips, in desperate need of release. I lose control, and hear Joan lose control as well.
"Aaaaaaarrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"Aaavggggggggggggggggghhhhhh"
"Eeeeiiiiiioooooooooohhhhhhhhh"
I come down slowly from my dizzying buildup and release, reorienting myself steadily.
I look under the crack of the bedroom door.
I see someone's feet moving away.
Andrea's. She was listening to Joan and me.
Joan and I remain in our 69, kissing each others' thighs.
I hear Andrea close her bedroom door.
Joan and I continue kissing. I taste Joan getting wet again. I listen into Andrea's bedroom. I hear her moaning. I get wet, and Joan moves her tongue from my thighs to my crotch.
I hear Andrea, muffled through the two closed doors, moaning louder and faster. I position Joan's tongue to be inside of me.
Andrea cums. I cum onto Joan's tongue.
I want go cuddle with Andrea.
I try and get up. Joan's legs pin me down. I instinctively kick at her. She kicks back. Joan and I are on our backs, holding ourselves up by our elbows kicking each other in the dark with our feet. I feel the balls of Joan's feet connecting with my jaw, my nose my forehead.
Losing our battle with these tactics, or at least sustaining unrelenting blows, I begin scratching at her thighs, indicating by touch that my nails are ready to move up her body if she refuses to stop.
"Truce?", I question my adversary.
"Stay out of her bedroom," Joan counteroffers.
I consider my options.
"No guarantees tomorrow night, bitch."
We fall asleep.
To be continued......