Watching through the monitors as my girl Becca takes that underfed sorority slut through her paces, putting up a beautiful fight while that cxnt barely survives by last-second escapes and lucky dodges, I muse on the fact that it's quite likely that Erin is FUCKING HALLUCINATING if she thinks she and I ever fought, because I would have DESTROYED THAT USELESS LITTLE WHORE. I don't know how I can tell Erin is having such an ARBITRARY AND FALSE THOUGHT, but I assume a stupid bitch like her is always trying to make herself sound tougher than she is.
"IGNORE HER WEAK-ASS PUNCHES AND JUST THROW HER DOWN AND STOMP HER FUCKING SKULL, BECCA!"