"YOU'RE BEING PLAYED"
Phone conversation between Pam and Keith, Saturday June 2, 10:19pm
Keith: Hello? Pam? Twice in one day??
Pam: Twice in one day. But not for fun THIS time, Keith. Keith, you're being played.
Keith: ... ummmm..... excuse me?? .... I don't know wha.....
Pam: Keith, I'm scared. I played dumb with you this morning when I pretended I wanted phone sex .....
Keith: Time out!!!! Pretended?!?
Pam: Ok ... REPHRASE .... start over ..... You and I actually had phone sex this morning. But I was playing dumb about everything else. Keith, I knew your wife and sister-in-law were flying out here to fight me.
Keith: ....to what?!? ... I have no idea what you're talking abou.....
Pam: CUT THE SHIT, KEITH!!! LISTEN TO ME! I THINK YOU'RE LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!!
Keith: What?? How?? From Kim??
Pam: NO!! .... From Amy.
Keith: Wha ... how?? ... Wait, are you playin' with me??
Pam: Keith ... I swear ..... please, just bear with me .... Look, I know you're fucking Amy .... I don't care about that, or I don't judge you, she's super-cute, I admit ... too cute for you...
Keith: Excuse me?? I'm about to hang up here.
Pam: Nonono! Please, Keith ..... I'm not joking here .... What I mean is .... why would a woman play her older sister so cruelly??.... and I figured it out .... Keith, you know how when Kim came needed to recover on Wednesday from my hotel fights with her on Tuesday, and she told Amy to tell you she had to visit her aunt in the nursing home in Downers Grove?? .... well, that got me to thinking .... Keith, the aunt's name is Gerturde, right? ...
Keith: .... but ... Pam, how did you find out?
Pam: Google, dummy. Well, anyways, I called Gertrude at the nursing home .... Keith, it must have been Happy Hour there cuz she was quite chatty ... Keith, are you aware thst she's worth $7 million ...
Keith: .... that much?
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Pam: .....AND THAT IT GOES STRAIGHT TO HER GRANDKIDS IF EITHER KAREN OR AMY ARE MARRIED AT HER DEATH??? ...
Keith .....and if Kim or Amy are not married?? ....
Pam: ....TO KIM AND AMY!!!!! ...
Keith ....THAT FUCKING BITCH!!
Pam : Believe me now??
Keith: Amy is trying to get Karen and me divorced so the boys don't get the 7 mill.....
Pam: .....and, Kim killed, so that Amy gets the whole 7 mill ....
Keith: Fuck. Pam, I'm scared.
Pam: YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING NERVE GETTING SCARED AFTER YOU SEND AMY THE WIDOWMAKER TO MY HOUSE!!!!
Keith ... ok whoa .... slow down .... I didn't SEND her to your house ... BUT HOW DO I HELP??
Pam: I can handle the bitch .... AMY, I mean ... if you're TOO SCARED to....
Keith: I can, but .... if you're going to .... why are you telling me this??
Pam: Because I have a proposition for you.
Keith: I'm listening.
Pam: You were willing to put Kim in my path .... you obviously are out of love with you .... Should both of them, Kim and Amy, have an accident .... can I get a taste of that 7 mill?? .... Say, 2 of it? .... 5 mill is enough for you and the kids, right? Right???
To be continued......