Just Desserts
While I still plan a conclusion to the Teacher Tales, I have found it cathartic to write about my ex since I am still having issues with her. You will recognize her from Teacher Tales, Dawn, the woman who battled Tracy at the cabin and also in the confessional booth. Dawn and I married and we had some kids and it all seemed like it was going great…. Until, she decided to cheat on me with a married man. I was living on the west coast at the time and was planning on moving my family back there. She asked for a divorce and though I tried to find out why she wanted it, I didn’t find out until later that James had been coming to her bed room most night for a few weeks. Then they split. I didn’t know why and at that time I didn’t care. The divorce went through about a year later and she was with different guy. As ex’s go, it was rough. I would constantly battle with her over small things, and then I got a Facebook message several months ago. A woman named Laura contacted me, asking if I was Dawn’s ex-husband. I said that I was and she told me she was James’ ex-wife and that we needed to talk. We traded phone numbers and one night I called her. She wanted to know what I knew about James so I answered that I didn’t know much, because he and Dawn weren’t together that long. That is when Laura piped in that she was the reason. She then told me one late morning after she confronted James and he spilled the beans, she drove over to the house Dawn lived at, knocking on the door. Turns out Dawn knew James was married but didn’t know what Laura looked like. When Dawn answered, Laura punched her in the face and rushed in. Laura then gave me a play by play of the fight. She said it lasted no more than ten minutes with both women scratched and bitten, hair yanked out, bloody noses and lips and also topless. I think she was smiling when she heard me suck in a breath. Maybe she was sensing my excitement, but she told me they scratched the hell out of each other’s tits. In the end, Laura beat my ex down. So being the perverted literary scholar that I am, I have decided to do a set of stories anchored around my ex and the fights with Laura, some mutual friends, and even family members in my normal style of catfights. Of course, with the exception of the first story, which will be loosely based in fact (I plan to make it longer and dirtier of a catfight), the rest will be works of fiction. Just my fantasies. I hope you enjoy!
Andrew Scott