GOOD MORNING AMERICA
Friday, May 9, 1976
Joan Lunden: Good morning, America ......., and this morning, we mean that as literally as we ever have, because I know many, many, many of you are anxious to learn as much as possible about what transpired in ABC's Hollywood studios Wednesday afternoon, and to see and hear from both Lynda Carter and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.
We WILL be speaking live shortly to both ladies. But first, I want to set expectations, and to introduce my first guest, ABC Sports women's athletics analyst Donna deVarona. Donna and I HAVE viewed the entire recording of Lynda and Farrah's 28-minute fistfight. Yes, you heard me correctly, from start to finish, these 2 Amazon's went at it in absolutely ferocious fashion, with the outcome up in the air until the final seconds. Yes, we have video proof of the fight and the intensity of it. No, we CANNOT show you more than the first three minutes of it. This is public broadcasting, and 185 seconds into the fight, Farrah lost her tank top, making the rest of the fight not able to be broadcast.
Instead, Donna and I will step you through our analysis of it, and then we'll ask each of the competitors her take, as well as ask them how they're feeling this morning, about 36 hours or so after the fight.
So first, with no further ado, let me welcome Donna.
DdV: Thank you, Joan. I saw both women backstage, and after watching the tape, it's a miracle either of them are up and about. I can speak from experience that I've been laid up for 5 days from beatings less severe than what they dished out to each other.
JL: And I'll echo that, also from personal experience. Donna .... we have a long fight to analyze here, so let's get right to it, but thoughts on the entire fight first--there was pre-fight discussion on the Barbara Walters interviews of whether this would be a fistfight, a catfight, a....
DdV: Joan, I'll tell ya ..... this was a Saturday-night-at-local-watering hole barroom brawl. But not the barroom part. No, no, no .... this was the part where ..... if you've ever hung out until Last Call .... or, even worse, been the one called out after Last Call ..... and the two women who got into it earlier in the evening and got thrown out by the bouncers come lookin' for each other and meet in the deserted parking lot at 2am ..... and then just start swingin', no rules?..... that's what Farrah and Lynda did for 28 minutes.
JL: I think we've all been there a time or two, right? Now, first, the three minutes that we ARE able to air. Now, I'll tell our viewers, for what you are seeing here, only Lynda and Farrah are on stage until the final seconds .... the only other people in the studio were 2 camerawomen, 2 sound women, 2 women doctors, and 1 female ABC executive. Here we see Lynda and Farrah stepping up to the stage .....
DdV: We see Lynda staring daggers at Farrah, Farrah deep in her own thoughts.
JL: Does that foretell anything for the rest of the fight?
DdV: Generally, Joan..... my money's on the woman looking up at the other woman.... not all the time, but I like the odds on the cockier one.....unless of course she's bluffing.....
JL: Which, as you can see as the 2 fighters come together in a tight clinch, neither one is bluffing.
DdV: That's right, Joan. What we have here, of course, is a classic streetfighting clinch.....left hand in the hair, for grip and balance.... right hand balled in a fist and going for the face, just as Farrah promised pre-fight.
JL: Now, both women are holding nothing back here. Is that a mistake?
DdV: Well, it's a gamble, right? But, if you trust your training, your wind, ....haven't smoked in awhile...... it's a justifiable calculated gamble.
JL: Now, by a count of punches landed, I see Farrah with the edge. But for effectiveness, I'm giving this segment of the fight to Lynda.
DdV: That's correct, Joan, you can see Lynda aiming her punches very precisely at the center of Farrah's face.
JL: Whereas Farrah's are getting Lynda's forehead and temples .... ouch. So, we see both women staying on their feet. Donna, were you surpfised the fight didn't go to the shag-carpeted floor at this point.
DdV: A bit, and Joan, I gotta say, this was the first indicator of the chippy fight which was in store. Both women are clearly out to do some serious damage to each other.
JL: As opposed to getting a wrestling-style pin. Now, I can't believe it's been 185 secondsalready, but here we see Farrah's tank top come off at the shoulders. Donna, that appears incidental, not intentional by Lynda correct?
DdV: I would say so, and in fact I might add that both women, for being such public figures, appear quite unperturbed by the toplessness. Farrah stated pre-fight she had been in fistfights, which I believed, AND catfights, which I was skeptical about, but which I believed at this point.
JL: So, at this point, .... as we stop the tape and come back on camera .... at this point, you're calling it a catfight.
DdV: What I would say is, ... , this moment commenced a 9-minute segment, where, yes, both women began deploying catfight tactics. Before concluding as a fist fight.
JL: Ok, time out, let's now get ahead of ourselves.
DdV: I'm sorry .... it's hard not to get excited!
JL: It IS exciting, isn't it. Now, we hope all of America is now persuaded that a genuine bombshell fistfight happened in our studios Wednesday afternoon. We need to let our sponsors, get some time, but Donna and I will analyze the final 25 minutes of this donnybrook next.
To be continued......