Battle of the Boobs: SALMA HAYEK vs KAT DENNINGS

Started by chicharito, December 11, 2011, 06:02:11 PM

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Vassago

Salma teaches the young girl a lesson and rips her tits off!!!
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chicharito

Salma Hayek: 45 years old. 36C   (natural)  36-25-37.   5 ft 2 in (1.57 m)
Kat Dennings: 25 years old. 38DD (natural)  38-27-34.  5 ft 4.5 in (1.64 m)

JimmyBondi

The young "kid" Kat will beg for mercy when Salma "works" on her nipples.

chicharito


rozczochrany

I live, I burn with life, I make love, I kill and be satisfied. Thereon world, folks fights and suffers, to be free, feeling short whiles of joy only in madness of battle.

HB

Quote from: sophia_m on December 12, 2011, 06:22:23 AM
Quote from: kimval on December 12, 2011, 04:15:31 AM
they both tie in the vote for the 'most in need of breast reduction surgery' contest. it's a wonder they don't topple over when they stand up. structurally unsafe at any speed.. ::)

Thank you for this, I'm smiling enormously right now.  Kat wins the fight I suppose but kimval is the real winner

Nonsense. Kat rules. She makes me watch bad TV.  :)

HB

Quote from: kimval on December 12, 2011, 04:15:31 AM
they both tie in the vote for the 'most in need of breast reduction surgery' contest. it's a wonder they don't topple over when they stand up. structurally unsafe at any speed.. ::)


That is just insane talk  ;D


wrdwvr

It would be a hard fought back and forth battle, but in the end Salma would overcome the younger beauty, but just barely and she would sporting some bruised boobs from the painfull attacks of her younger rival!
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chicharito

Salma with her smaller boobs is beating Kat Dennings, 20 years younger.
The poll will be closed on sunday

Salma Hayek: 45 years old. 36C   (natural)  36-25-37.   5 ft 2 in (1.57 m)
Kat Dennings: 25 years old. 38DD (natural)  38-27-34.  5 ft 4.5 in (1.64 m)

blahblahblah

Salma is older and has smaller boobs, yes, but she brings a ferocity to the table here that Dennings simply does not have. Dennings plays up the whole "alternative bad girl" kinda thing, but it's totally all for show. Salma shows the world who Kat really is, and uses her experience to beat Dennings and her tits to a pulp. Dennings will be begging for mercy by the time the busty Latina is done with her.