Lady Gaga vs Britney Spears

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Lady Gaga sticks out her tongue at Britney. She yells at Britney "you are a fucking, washed up, old, fat, no talent cow who should quite making a fool of herself and quit trying to make a comeback. Leave the stage to us sexy babes who can really sing."

Britney yells back "Why you fucking slut, I'll show you who is washed up."

"Come on old lady, lets' see what you got" Gaga taunts Britney.

Britney rushes Lady Gaga who easily step aside and trips Britney who goes flat on her stomach. Britney jumps and and charges even harder with the same result. A fuming Britney gets up a little more slowly this time. She charges Gaga but this time aiming so Gaga can't move out of the way. Gaga snaps her foot out at the last second square into Britney's pudgy belly. Gaga straighten her legs and Britney is put o her rump and then back. Gaga kicks her before Britney can move. Britney rolls onto her stomach to protect her stomach, pussy, and breasts from kicks. Gaga drops on her back and straddles her. She pulls Britney's head back by the hair and leans into her ear. "Get the fuck off the stage you washed up whore before I beat up up real bad." A beaten, humiliated Britney crawls off the stage with Gaga booting her in the read all the way.

Gaga's last words to Britney are "Go fight Jessica Simpson - another fat washed up hag who has no talent either. Maybe you can beat her but it will be like watching two walruses trying to dance."

[Faustroll2011]

Britney is stronger, but Lady is more evil and determinate.
It's a close fight.
I vote for Britney couse i think determination could beat pure strength, but Lady isn't evil enough to overcome the powerful Britney.

[de Trixah]

Britney FTW

[steph]

britneys thighs woud crush gaga like a tube of toothpaste.

[djcrash]

Gaga just kicks and stomps Britney. Fight does not last that long finished in under a minute. Britney ends up on the floor crying and covering up from being kicked so much.

[T aka Tony]

Voting closes April 14th 2013. Will there be anything left of Lady Gaga as she is getting a massive beatdown at the hands of Britney.

T

[shefightsgirls]

I think Gaga may surprise Britney. Gaga has that crazed look in her eyes and would do anything to win a fight. Gaga would come out with a fast and relentless attack with some low and dirty moves. Britney would not be able to defend herself as Gaga would just follow Britney as she retreats to try and catch a breather.

 

[herboyfriend]

Lady Gaga may be a LADY, but she certainly is NOT a stupid girl who drank herself silly before the age of twenty, spending her sad days wishing she could sing instead of croak. The LADY will just put down her handbag for a moment, take off her shades, smile sweetly, say 'Oh darling, I'm so sorry!' - and headbutt Britney, making her fall on her back. All she has to do then is keep stomping on Britney with her stiletto boots to teach the silly girl a painful lesson. She picks up her bag  and shades then, saying, 'Oops, I stepped in something nasty', smiles and walks away in her usual elegance. Go, LADY, go, we're all proud of you!       

[CrashCorrigan]

That is a hilarious comment! Bravo!

[CrashCorrigan]