Katy Perry vs Nicki Minaj - Tits vs Ass Catfight!

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Katy and Nicki are at a listening party for a mutual friend's new album when a discussion breaks out amongst those in attendance: sure, both of these women are titans of the modern music industry, but which of them is the queen? Katy overhears the discussion and, surprisingly, joins in.

"Well clearly I'm the queen," she laughs, "especially when that fake hoe is my competition," she adds not knowing that Nicki is right behind her.
"Oh is that so, bitch?" Nicki blurts out, giving Perry a shove from behind. "And what do you have that I don't? Look at these tits, they're as big as yours!" Nicki exclaimed, running her hands over her large breasts. "And bitch, don't even get me started on your booty vs mine. Actually.... Um... where is yours?" Minaj jabbed, looking around Katy at her noticeably smaller ass. This got the crowd that had formed around them laughing and making jokes, only adding to the tension that was building between the two stars.
"Puh-lease," Perry started, "What do I have that you don't? How about real tits? See, I was born with mine and you had to buy yours. And my ass might be smaller than yours, but see," Katy continued, lowering her voice as if she were talking to a child, degrading Minaj in front of everyone, "you had to buy that big comical ass of yours too, didn't you? So the different is that this," she explained, normal toned again, as she ran her hands slowly over her body, pausing to give a subtle squeeze of her own breasts, "is all natural. But you're as fake as they come you SILICONE FILLED BITCH."
"Well I hope you like the taste of silicone you cheap slut, because the last thing you're gonna taste tonight is my big ass when I smother you out with it!" Minaj screamed, now enraged, as she gave Katy a heavy shove that sent her stumbling backwards.
"Oh please bitch," Katy yelled, composing herself. "The only thing that fat ass is good for is a soft landing!" And with that, Katy gave Nicki a heavy shove in return, sending her stumbling backwards as well.
"Got damn, it's on now bitch. Someone call TMZ, cause Katy Perry is about to get beat the hell up again! We'll see how those udders of yours like what I have in store for them" Nicki screamed.
"Shut your mouth, skank! You can kiss that fat, fake ass goodbye, bitch, because it'll be deflated by the time I'm finished with you!" Katy screamed back.
And with that, the women charged at each other, each wanting to completely destroy the other.

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So who wins, fellow forumers? Katy Perry and her large breasts, or Nicki Minaj and her big ass? Sure Nicki's tits and ass are fake, but would that give her an advantage over the smaller, natural Perry? VOTE above and COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT below!

Nicki Minaj (34-26-45)









Katy Perry (32-24-35)

[Ninjadude82]

I certainly do think Nicki is a dang good fighter, and she would easilly dominate a lot girls in the same size catagory as her but Katy does have a fair bit of height advantage here and I don't think of her as much of a pushover either. Was a very hard decision but I think Nicki would pull it off in the end, she would hit harder and could take more pain and the second she gets ontop of Katy with that ass she will be going nowhere.

[chicharito]

Katy Perry

[T aka Tony]

I'd love to see that ass on Nicki planted on Katy's pretty face. Cheers! T 

[herboyfriend]

Katy will get so squashed under those buttocks, she'll need plastic surgery afterwards. If she marries me I'll pay for it.

[JIMBO1962]

Sorry to say, I think Nicki will use Katy's tits for punching bags- Then she will smother her with that (nice) FAT ASS.

[herboyfriend]

When does this end? No finishing date?

[steph]

Katy Perry all the way, Nicki Minaj will end up bouncing on her oversize bolder ass like a space hopper trying to run away for katy

[blahblahblah]

When does this end? No finishing date?

I posted this in 2012 haha! Didn't expect it to get bumped like this, but I can set an end date, sure. Let's go with the end of the week, sometime Friday.

[herboyfriend]

When does this end? No finishing date?

I posted this in 2012 haha! Didn't expect it to get bumped like this, but I can set an end date, sure. Let's go with the end of the week, sometime Friday.

I don't know but it seems to me that 3 years ago I voted for Nicki Minaj ?? I mean, she's a gorgeous sexy girl, but... ??

[herboyfriend]

So when's this going to end? It's been 3 years and keeps getting bumped.

[AlyssaCats]

Would looooveee to read a fight... Katy P is one of my faves but sad to say Nicki has her beat in the ass department but she also has better tits than Katy which is like her super power... Katy a battered mess when she even loses the titfight part too...

[herboyfriend]

Would looooveee to read a fight... Katy P is one of my faves but sad to say Nicki has her beat in the ass department but she also has better tits than Katy which is like her super power... Katy a battered mess when she even loses the titfight part too...

Sorry to burst the bubble but Nicki's boobs are as silicon pumped as is her ass, and they don't even look good. Katy grew every inch of hers by courtesy of genes, and it shows. 

[Catfight Super Fan]

Please1! Stop with Katy perry..Are years that she is used!! STOP STOP STOP

[herboyfriend]

Please1! Stop with Katy perry..Are years that she is used!! STOP STOP STOP

Umm...no.

[herboyfriend]