Mariah Carey vs Shakira

Started by walker, April 07, 2013, 06:35:14 AM

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walker

Mariah Carey 5'9" and 170 lbs.    Shakira 5'5" and 118 lbs.

herboyfriend

Mariah sings that high note, and it makes Shakira's skull split open. Then her brain will spill out, and Mariah fries her brain and. ... Oh, whatever.
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walker

Shakira height and weight listed incorrectly. She is actually 5'2" and 110 lbs.. Mariah would beat the hell out of that cute blonde.

Jebediah Morningside

Shakira looks like a little spitfire, but even with a speed advantage I can't see her overcoming Mariah's power.  As noted above, her actual stats are 5' 2" and roughly 110, so even though Mariah has recently dropped some weight, Shakira would still be giving away seven inches and 30-40 pounds.  That's a huge size disparity that I don't see her overcoming. 

Shakira might get some minor offense early, then Mariah crushes her and puts the fire out, leaving the cute latina lying devastated. 

-JM

chicharito

Shakira has no chance to win this match

walker

Quote from: chicharito on April 13, 2013, 02:13:51 PM
Shakira has no chance to win this match
I agree. Mariah is much bigger and more muscular. I think she'd mess Shakira up and love doing it to the very cute, smaller singer.

JIMBO1962

I will say that Mariah destroys Shakira
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Vassago

Shakira just wears Mariah out and beats her up once Mariah can't catch her breath anymore.
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ThroatStuffer

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Oh, Shakira's ass.
Far too potent for poor old
Mariah to breathe
Discreet.  Detailed.  Dominant.

walker

Mariah straddles Shakira and slaps and scratches up her face till Shakira is a bloody mess. Muscles and strength make Mariah an easy winner.