Kristen Stewart vs Emma Watson

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Two of the biggest young stars in film today square off in an apartment wrestling catfight before an elite audience.  Can Kristen Stewart establish her All-American superiority, or will Emma Watson prove that Brits do it better?

[herboyfriend]

I think Kristen will enjoy Emma's screams and desperate pleads for an end of the torment Kristen puts on her.

[DogWithABone]

It's embarrassing to mankind that anyone ever votes for the talentless, shapeless, nothing that is Kristen Stewart.

[Nightshade]

It's embarrassing to mankind that anyone ever votes for the talentless, shapeless, nothing that is Kristen Stewart.

Its embarassing to mankind that people like you continue to exist.

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As the fight raged across the luxurious beach house living room, it was more or less an even battle between the two starlets...although that began to change, slowly but perceptively, as the minutes ticked by; Emma seemed to be gradually taking control of the brawl, so much so that Kristen was driven to desperate measures.

Discarding whatever vestiges of fair play she may have maintained previously in this contest, Stewart seized control with a withering string of knees, punches and stomps to her British rival's tender groin.  The onslaught rapidly melted away whatever power Watson still had, reducing her to a quivering, blubbering rag doll.  The inevitable end came when the American sat upon the back of her opponent, grabbing Emma's legs and bending them back.  Tucking the Brit's ankles under her own arms so as to free her hands, Stewart put those hands to work, savaging clawing at Watson's now-throbbing womanhood.

"NO MORE!" Emma shrieked.  "I SUBMIT!"

Patently ignoring her adversary, Stewart sneers, "I don't think we're done just yet."

Horrified by those chilling words, Emma whimpers, "Please...no more...have mercy!"

After another long moment of torturing her victim, Kristen released her and stood up.  A kick to the ribs forced Watson to roll over onto her back, and the victorious Stewart places a foot upon her destroyed rival's chest, casually brushing her hair back with her fingers before looking down at her foe.  Locking eyes with the Brit, Kristen hisses, "If you ever challenge me again, I'll make what happened to you today seem like a day at the spa, you little twat!"

Agonized and humiliated, Kristen can only close her eyes tight to try and stem the flood of tears, as the American triumphantly struts away.

[peregrine]

 I have a question. Emma got 35 overall votes , Kristen got 30 overall votes , and 5 draw votes. Why did Emma win the poll and lose the fight?

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The irish lass is quite right, for this poll I opted to go with the single question that had the most votes, rather than tallying up all of the votes each woman received.  Any particular reason why I did that?  Not really...next time, I might be just as likely to count all overall acquired votes instead.  Consistency and hobgoblins and all that.   

I just hope you and others enjoyed the little match conclusion I came up with.   

I have a question. Emma got 35 overall votes , Kristen got 30 overall votes , and 5 draw votes. Why did Emma win the poll and lose the fight?

[Interac]

It was an excellent job, well written and just fun.  Keep it up

[Interac]